Hey there to all the Warriors Loving people! My name's Swiftbreeze and the Warriors series is REALLY GREAT!

I started the Warriors series about 2 years ago, and have read almost every book since.

I support: LeafXCrow, FireXSand, JayXStick (hehe), BerryXHoney, FireXCinder, and FireXSpotted, BlueXOak, and LionXCinder! (I actually like a LOT more!)

I have only started my first story, called The Return of Kin, I hope you can all check it out! It's about this kit named Silverkit and she thinks that her brothers, Sunkit and Lionkit, are dead. But when she sees them planning to get revenge on the clans, she has to stop them!

For Fun:

QUICK! Write down 12 random Warrior cats!

1. Brightheart

2. Silverstream

3. Cinderpelt

4. Bluestar

5. Spottedleaf

6. Sol

7. Rowanclaw

8. Blackstar

9. Russetfur

10. Squirrelflight

11. Jayfeather

12. Snowfur

1. Have you ever read 6/11 fanfic?

Jayfeather and Sol, NO!

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

I wouldn't describe Bluestar as hot.

3. What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Blackstar and Snowfur? No way. Their from different clans.

4. Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

Russetfur. Well, she's a character in some of the fanfics. So, yeah, i guess.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Silverstream and Sol. No WAY.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Spottedleaf/Russetfur OR Spottedlead/Squirrelflight. Do I really have to answer this one??

7. What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Rowanclaw saw Silverstream and Blackstar kissing...

Rowanclaw: O.O (Walks away.)

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Cinderpelt tells Squirrelflight that Leafpool loves Crowfeather from Windclan...

9. Is there any one/eight fluff?

Brightheart and Blackstar? Probably not.

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Snowfur and Rowanclaw... ummmmm No idea what it can be...

11. Does anyone on your friends list read three hot?

I don't have a friends list.

12. Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

See the answer to #11

13. Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

No Friends LIST!

14. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Squirrelflight: " Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather aren't my kits!" Or something like that...

15. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you use?

Hmm...I have no idea.

16. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Very Random.

17. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

No idea.

18. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and heart-broken, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells them each to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Brightheart and Blackstar are in a happy relationship until Spottedleaf runs off with Russetfur. After Blackstar dumps Brightheart for Silverstream, Sol gets upset and retaliates by dating Snowfur. Alone and heart-broken, Brightheart travels in search of a friend. Finally, Brightheart meets Bluestar and Rowanclaw. The three loners meet Squirrelflight, who tells them each to look for love. Bluestar finds Cinderpelt, Rowanclaw gets Jayfeather, but now Brightheart is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Sol and Snowfur!

19. what would be a good title for this?

If You Like Randomness-Click Here!

20. What would the genre(s) be?

Humor/Romance

21. The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 2!

Silverstream? NOOOOOO...

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the first half of your least favorite character):

Spottedleaf? Whoa. (Spottedleaf and Leafpool, sorry don't really like her) or Blueholly (Bluestar and Hollyleaf)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

rahhrbgitet (Brightheart)

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Wolfdark or Foxdark

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Darkbreeze (Shadow and Wind), Rabbitstream (Wind and River)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Frame (Photo Frame)

Type your name with your knuckles: swiftreeze (darn, the b wasnt pressed hard enough) XD

did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool, Holly, Random Person In ur Bushes, Darkness-Rising-Queennd, Swiftbreeze copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you liked Crowpaw but don't like Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered why a warrior cat would name their kit Rosekit when she's going to grow up and be rose-something or other when she's a warrior paste this in your profile.

If you think that the Hunters make Briarlight the one of Millie's kits that suffers all the ailments (greencough, almost killed by a snake, broken backbone) on purpose paste this in your profile.

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read the Warriors series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to go to Japan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could write with a feather pen,copy and paste this into your profile.

You your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, SabrinaDaphne13, iizninja, charn14, Swiftbreeze (AND VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! THEY DIE!!!!), Dragonclaw11, Fred50208

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

- On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

- On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

- On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

- On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

- On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

- On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

- On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

- On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

- On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

- On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

- On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

- On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

- On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

- On an American Flag
Made in China
(That's just messed up!)

Fun Stuff to do in an elevator:
1)Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

10 facts about you
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

The Awesome Random Funny Name Thing.

1. Name: Swiftbreeze

1: Real Name: Let's pretend it's Sora Chester Reed.

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Sorizzle

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav.animal): Rainbow Cat

5.Your Soap Oprah name(your middle name and the street you live on): Chester Dr.?

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): Reeso

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink): Aqua Aloe...

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): My parents don't have middle names.

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Zadie

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's): Oeeresy?