Hi. My name's Mary-Sue. No, really. I met Chester once upon a dream and we lived happily ever after. For the sake of reality, I let him live with a woman named Sam, and I proceeded to let them have a baby together. Obviously, in order to live that happily ever after, I had to stop him bunny fucking his band mates and other random pretty men, but I know you are all grateful really. We can't have any slashy goings on now, can we?~*~

Okay, seriously, I'm not Mary-Sue, and this is a 100% Mary-Sue free zone. If :slash: ain't your thing, you're in the wrong place. Mostly, this is going to be Mike fucking Chester in the arse, or vice versa, whichever takes my fancy at the time. Occassionally I might try another pairing or even, *gasp, another fandom. Not likely, but I might...

And all this for you because I know you like some too... Mrowr!!