Hehe, just a little bit of dumb info about me that I'm sure you'd all be better off not knowing.

Now

tick-tock: 9:i3am PST
ear vibes: Bohemian Rhapsody
sweet delights: incan pear
coverings: my pajamas
actions speak louder than words: yawning, as usual
the going-ons beneath my cerebral cortex: is it just me, or is everyone around me crazy?
eye candy: food network, hahaha
current yowchies: eyes want to close... can't close...

I took a Newsies Online Personality Quiz... I'm most like Spot! Go me!

You're Spot-- smart, intimidating, well-possessed...and pretentious. You plan ahead and know how to handle people, who naturally look up to you (even if you're shorter than most of them). You're not ashamed to admit when you're wrong, but that's rarely a problem for you, now is it? "The most respected and most famous newsie in all of New York", that's Spot for ya.

I was least like Sarah, muahaha! And no, I didn't fiddle around with it, that's what I actually got! In order I got... As far as personality goes...

1. Spot (YAY!)
2. David (ick, how are Spot and David anything alike?)
3. Pulitzer (greedier than Scrooge McDuck, :D)
4. Skittery (apparently depressing and never smiles)
5. Snyder (as in snide?)
6. Jack (suave, yet completely in denial)
7. Crutchy (aka Dopey's taller cousin)
8. Mush (nice, hot, and oh-so-naive)
9. Racetrack (WHAT? I'm not ANYTHING like Race? *wails*)
10. Sarah (sweet, quiet, capable... and boring as hell, phew, I ain't nuffin' like her)

What I'm wondering is... why isn't Specs in this quiz? Or Blink? Or any of the other hotties (and lets face it, over a hundred guys who can dance like that, most of them have got to be hot, except in that end scene, there's this really dorky looking blonde right next to Jack... I just watched it :D)?

Anyway, have fun reading other info about me, which might only come in handy if they make a version of Trivial Pursuit in my honor.

Favorite Songs:
We Can Do It, The Producers
Heil Myself, The Producers
That Face, The Producers
Haben Sie Gehort Das Deutsche Band, The Producers
Keep It Gay, The Producers
Betrayed, The Producers
What You Own, Rent
Take Me or Leave Me, Rent
Another Day, Rent
Out Tonight, Rent
Oh screw it, every song from Rent
Date Rape, Sublime
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer, CATS
Singin' In the Rain, (you guessed it)
Good Riddance, Green Day
Warning, Green Day
The Middle, Jimmy Eat World
Agony, Into the Woods
Last Midnight, Into the Woods
King of New York, Newsies
Phantom of the Opera, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
One Tin Soldier, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Don't Cry for Me Argentina, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Running Away, Hoobastank
Last Beautiful Girl, Matchbox 20
Broadway, Goo Goo Dolls
Iris, Goo Goo Dolls
Peaches, Presidents of the United States of America
Master of the House, Les Miserables
Beggars at the Feast, Les Miserables
Do You Hear the People Sing?, Les Miserables

Coolest Sappy Love Songs of All Time:

That Face, The Producers
I'll Cover You, Rent
Your Eyes, Rent
It Takes Two, Into the Woods
Lucky Star, Singin' In the Rain
A Little Fall of Rain, Les Miserables

Favorite Movies/Musicals:

Rent
Newsies
Into the Woods
The Matrix
Lord of the Rings
Sleepy Hollow
CATS
The Producers (both musical and movie)
Singin' In the Rain
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (lol, just kidding!)
History of the World: Part 1
Almost Famous
Blazing Saddles
Spaceballs
Les Miserables
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Favorite Other Junks:

//dolling//easy mac//grits, tomatoes, and hot dogs//root beer//graphic design//reese's peanut butter cups//interior design//sleeping//fashion design//drawing/sketching//anything with the word "design" in it//pinstripe suits//making web layouts//ties//my computer//keeping my list of 163+ ways to kill Josh Skurnick//writing fanfiction//listening to music//talking with friends//doodling//

Favorite Sites:

Basically anything to do with dolling :D
www.toybox.minidisco.org (her stuff is gorgeous!)
creepy-kitty.net (fun, kick ass site!)
killfrog.com (funny as hell!)
surf.to/carbucketty (Michaela Olofsson's CATS art)
bohemianave.fateback.com (fine, I'm plugging, that's my site)
siteforrent.com (official Rent website)
diaries.diagon.org (secret diaries of the LOTR characters)

Favorite Quotes:

:Living in America, leave your conscience at the tone: Mark, Rent
:So I own not a notion, I escape and ape content. I don't own emotion, I rent: Roger, Rent
:Today for you, tommorrow for me: Angel, Rent
:To anarchy! Revolution, justice, screaming for solution, forcing changes, risking danger, making noise and making pleas: Maureen and Collins, Rent
:No day but today: Jonathan Larson
:You may know what you need but to get what you want better see that you keep what you have: The Baker's Wife, Into the Woods
:I was raised to be charming, not sincere: Prince Charming, Into the Woods
:Please! I need that shoe to have a child!: The Baker's Wife, Into the Woods
:You can talk to birds?: Little Red Riding Hood, Into the Woods
:You're so nice. You're not good, you're not bad, you're just nice. I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm the Witch. You're the world: The Witch, Into the Woods
:I can capture my own damsel, thank you: Prince Charming, Into the Woods
:Rapunzel! Rapunzel! What kind of a name is that?: Prince Charming, Into the Woods
:Dwarves are very upsetting!: Prince Charming II, Into the Woods
:Agony! Far more painful than yours!: Prince Charming II, Into the Woods
:You had me at "Get lost": Mauricio, Shallow Hal
:Dressed like a spider, looks like a bug, we should all just give him one big hug: Subway Guitarist, Spider-Man
:Guy with eight hands? Sounds hot: Punk Rocker Girl, Spider-Man
:The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God: Ouiser, Steel Magnolias
:I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years: Ouiser, Steel Magnolias
:You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity: Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch
:London. You know... fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins... London!: Avi, Snatch
:If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me while I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off: Brick Top, Snatch
:Who took the jam outta your doughnut?: Tommy, Snatch
:Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum: Turkish, Snatch
:Young Sir, you are most welcome, even if you are selling something: Baltus Van Tassel, Sleepy Hollow
:Villainy wears many masks. None so dangerous as the mask of virtue: Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
:I see dead people: Cole Sear, The Sixth Sense
:I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk: Anna Crowe, The Sixth Sense
:Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?: Princess Pei-Pei, Shanghai Noon
:Does the sick prisoner routine still work in China? 'Cause here, it's been done to death: Roy O' Bannon, Shanghai Noon
:Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION!: Greg Focker, Meet the Parents
:I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar: Allison, The Breakfast Club
:Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club: Brian, The Breakfast Club
:That's the way it had to be, they locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind: Sublime
:Nevah feah, Brooklyn is heah!: Spot Conlon, Newsies
:And there I'd be, ain't I pretty, it's my city, I'm the king of New York: Racetrack, Newsies
:If I were a rich man: Fiddler on the Roof
:He should grow like an onion with his head in the ground and his feet in the air: Fiddler on the Roof
:Let's do the Time Warp again!: Rocky Horror Show
:There is no spoon: Potential, The Matrix
:What's really gonna bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?: The Oracle, The Matrix
:Whoah. Deja vu: Neo, The Matrix
:That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, a dark lord, and the end of the world, but please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural: Samwise Gamgee, Lord of the Rings
:You need people of intelligence to go on this kind of quest...mission... thing: Peregrin Took, Lord of the Rings
:A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives exactly when he means to: Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
:No one tosses a dwarf: Gimli, Lord of the Rings
:I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve: Bilbo, Lord of the Rings
:Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity: Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
:If in doubt, Meriadoc, follow your nose: Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
:The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark: Haldir, Lord of the Rings
:There's in eye-opener, and no mistake: Samwise Gamgee, Lord of the Rings
:It came to me on my birthday... it is mine... my own...my preciousssss: Gollum, Lord of the Rings
:I know we all secretly hope the other one will trip and fall on her face... oh wait, I’ve already done that: Grace Hart, Miss Congeniality
:Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn: Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
:I’m in favor of art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum: Claes Oldenburg
:I’m sick of you and your emotional constipation: Tantar (sp?), Tarzan
:Nonsense, I haven't a snobbish bone in my body: Lady Trenton, Gosford Park
:Ve're sayin', haben sie gehort das deutsche band! Mita zap, mita zetz, mita zing! It's the only kinda music zat ve huns, and our hunnies, love to sing: Franz Liebkind, The Producers
:When you got it, flaunt it: Ulla Inga Hansen Benson Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson, The Producers
:I'm in pain! I'm in pain! And I'm hysterical! I'm wet! I'm in pain! And I'm still hysterical!!!: Leo Bloom, The Producers
:Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation: Max Bialystock, The Producers
:Where did we go right?: Leo Bloom, The Producers
:Yes Prince Mishkin, what can I do for you?: Max Bialystock, The Producers
:What am I doing here? Bialystock was right, there is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on: Leo Bloom, The Producers
:Dat face, dat lovable face. It melts my Svedish heart: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson, The Producers
:No matter what you do on the stage, keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay: Roger de Bris, The Producers
:It's bad luck to say good luck on opening night: Carmen Ghia, The Producers
:I'm in love with a girl named Fred: Prince Dauntless, Once Upon a Mattress
:Goodbye, good luck, and get out: Queen Aggravain, Once Upon a Mattress
:The show must go on: Harold Zidler, Moulin Rouge
:You know what I said about the rhumba being a dance of love? About it just being pretend? Well, I think I was wrong: Scott Hastings, Strictly Ballroom
:And as for fortune, and as for fame, I never invited them in, though to the world it seemed they were all I desired: Eva Peron, Evita
:Some people without brains do a whole lot of talking, don't they?: Scarecrow, The Wizard of Oz
:It's good to be the king: King Louis, History of the World: Part 1
:Do I have any openings he might fit in?: Empress Nympho, History of the World, Part 1
:I am a golden god!: Russell Hammond, Almost Famous
:I never said I was a golden god... or did I?: Russell Hammond, Almost Famous
:Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious and PISSED OFF!I could be very dangerous to all of you! I am THE ENEMY: William Miller, Almost Famous
:Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends: Penny Lane, Almost Famous
:All right. But I'm just going to say this, and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know guys, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we're all looking out for him. He's doing a great job, and don't worry -- he's still a virgin. And that's more than I've ever said to my own parents, so there you go. ...This is the maid speaking, by the way: Sapphire, Almost Famous
:Your mom kinda freaked me out: Russell Hammond, Almost Famous
:I had to live with it! I had to live with you, and now I may have to die with you, and it's NOT FUCKING FAIR!: Jeff Bebe, Almost Famous
:It's okay! I'm easy to forget! I'm only the fucking lead singer! Hey, come back here!: Jeff Bebe, Almost Famous
:Is that a ten gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?: Lili von Shtupp, Blazing Saddles
:Vat am I, a wabbit?: Lili von Shtupp, Blazing Saddles
:I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter: Gabby Johnson, Blazing Saddles
:Then one day I hear "Reach for it mister!" I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass: Jim, Blazing Saddles
: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less famous is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!": Vizzini, The Princess Bride
:Inconceivable!: Vizzini, The Princess Bride
: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die: Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?: Westley, The Princess Bride
: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles: Miracle Max, The Princess Bride

Favorite Scenes:

Blazing Saddles
Lili von Shtupp: Hello, cowboy, what's your name?
Tex: Tex, ma'am!
Lili von Shtupp: Texmam? Well, tell me Texmam, are you in show business?
Tex: Well, no ma'am.
Lili von Shtupp: Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off the stage!

Into the Woods
Rapunzel's Prince: She has skin white as snow!
Cinderella's Prince: Did you learn her name?
Rapunzel's Prince: No, there's a dwarf standing guard!

Cinderella's Prince: If it were not for the thicket...
Rapunzel's Prince: The thicket's no trick, is it thick?
Cinderella's Prince: It's the thickest.
Rapunzel's Prince: The quickest is pick it apart with a stick!
Cinderella's Prince: Yes but even one prick, its my thing about blood.
Rapunzel's Prince: It's just sick!
Cinderella's Prince: It's no sicker than your thing with dwarves!
Rapunzel's Prince: Dwarves?
Cinderella's Prince: Dwarves.
Rapunzel's Prince: Dwarves are very upsetting!

Almost Famous
Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!!!!
William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!
Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words: I dig music.
[beat]
Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!!!!

The Princess Bride
Prince Humperdinck: To the death!
Westley: No! To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite sure I'm familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it!
Westley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child in seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out dear god what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Vizzini: He didn’t fall? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!

Rent
Angel: It was my lucky day today on Avenue A
When a lady in a limousine drove my way
She said, "Dahling - be a dear - haven't slept in a year
I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear"
"This Akita-Evita just won't shut up
I believe if you play non-stop that pup
Will breathe its very last high-strung breath
I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death"
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
We agreed on a fee - A thousand dollar guarantee
Tax-free - and a bonus if I trim her tree
Now who could foretell that it would go so well
But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell
After an hour - Evita - in all her glory
On the window ledge of that 23rd story
Like Thelma & Louise did when they got the blues
Swan dove into the courtyard of the Gracie Mews
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Then back to the street where I met my sweet
Where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete
The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome
And I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet

Mark: How did I get here?
How the hell...
Christmas
Christmas eve - last year
How could a night so frozen be so scalding hot?
How can a morning this mild be so raw?
Why are entire years strewn
On the cutting room floor of memory
When single frames from one magic night
Forever flicker in close-up
On the 3D Imax of my mind
That's poetic
That's pathetic
Why did Mimi knock on Roger's door
And Collins choose that phone booth
Back where Angel set up his drums
Why did Maureen's equipment break down
Why am I the witness
And when I capture it on film
Will it mean that it's the end
And I'm alone?

Mark: Mimi still loves Roger
Is Roger really jealous
Or afraid that Mimi's weak
Roger: Mimi did look pale
Mark: Mimi's gotten thin
Mimi's running out of time
Roger's running out the door
Roger: No more! Oh no!
I've gotta go
Mark: Hey, for somebody who's always been let down
Who's heading out of town?
Roger: For someone who longs for a community of his own,
Who's with his camera, alone?
I'll call
I hate the fall

Maureen: Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert
called Cyberland. It was hot. My canteen had sprung
a leak and I was thirsty. Out of the abyss walked a
cow - Elsie. I asked if she had anything to drink.
She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk. In Cyberland,
we only drink Diet Coke."
She said, "Only thing to do is jump over the moon"
"They've closed everything real down ... like barns,
troughs, performance spaces ... and replaced it all
with lies and rules and virtual life.
But there is a way out ...
"Only thing to do is jump over the moon"
I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied
to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed
in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff
by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! - I've gotta find a way
"To jump over the moon
Only thing to do is
jump over the moon"
Then a little bulldog entered. His name (we have
learned) was Benny. And although he once had
principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog
to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
"That's bull," he said. "Ever since the cat took
up the fiddle, that cow's been jumpy. And the dish
and the spoon were evicted from the table - and
eloped ... she's had trouble with that milk and the
moon ever since. Maybe it's a female thing. 'Cause
who'd want to leave Cyberland anyway?... Walls ain't
so bad. The dish and the spoon for instance. They
were down on their luck - knocked on my doghouse door.
I said, "Not in my backyard, utensils! Go back to
China!" "The only way out is up," Elsie whispered to
me. "A leap of faith. Still thirsty?" she asked.
Parched. "Have some milk." I lowered myself beneath
her and held my mouth to her swollen udder and sucked
the sweetest milk I'd ever tasted."
"Climb on board," she said. And as a harvest moon
rose over Cyberland, we reared back and sprang into a
gallop. Leaping out of orbit!!! I awoke singing:
"Only thing to do is jump over the moon."

Mark: Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes.
Here she lies
No one knew her worth
The late great daughter of mother earth
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass - you bet your ass to -
La vie Boheme

Idioms We Came Up With During Fifth Period:

pink teacups: nothing
for Poi: for no apparent reason
Oy with the flamingos: Enough with the shiznit!
save our country: You're using too many big words that you don't understand in one sentence
talking to birds: to lie compulsively
such a Josh: insult regarding one's stupidity

Oxymorons:

To be known for one's discretion
jumbo shrimp
microsoft works
military intelligence
governmental assistance
pretty ugly
same difference
rap music
common sense
good morning
original copy
government worker
tax return
soft rock
country music
cafeteria food
self-help group
freezer burn
political ethics
adult male

Favorite Bumper Stickers:

Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days still I start caring what you think.
I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt.
Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is bad for you. You've always known that, just like everybody else. So if you do it for 20 or 30 years, don't come crying to the courts that it makes you sick. How stupid are you anyway?
I see stupid people.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't posess that gene.
Either shut up or render me unconscious.
I don't know what your problem is but I bet its hard to pronounce.
I'm out of bed and I made it to the keyboard, what more do you want?
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
I left the womb for this???
One-tequila, two-tequila, three-keteela, floor.
A little bit of rich can cover up a whole lotta stupid.
Stupid kills, but not nearly enough.
I'm from PETA! Drop the knife and step away from the turkey.
Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
Remember, whatever your religion, most of the world disagrees with you.
Partnership for an Idiot-Free America
Your most powerful weapon against bad TV is a remote.
He who dies with the most toys still dies.
This life has been a test. If this had been an actual life, you would have been given instuctions on where to go and what to do.
Squirrels: Nature's little speed bumps.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Click here if you do everything you're told.
If it fits on a bumper sticker, it's not a philosophy.
Follow your dreams. Except that one where you're in school in your underwear.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
On the internet, no one can hear you scream.
Welcome to the Internet (pants are optional).
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Mad Cow is nature's way of telling you to eat more pork.
Aliens smart enough to visit Earth would be smart enough not to.
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea (if its the only one you've got).
The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL.
Rock is dead! Long live paper and scissors!
Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.
To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the loyal opposition.
Take a fun, quick gullibility test. Click here.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Boy bands: the spawn of Satan.
All your base are belong to us.
My mind's made up, please don't confuse me with the facts.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying.
I brake for hobbits.
It's not my fault, the monkey tricked me.
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
Everything I need to know I learned in prison.

Favorite Actors/ Actresses:

Anthony Rapp, Rent
Bernadette Peters, Into the Woods
Joanna Gleason, Into the Woods
Danielle Ferland, Into the Woods
Chuck Wagner, Into the Woods
Jo Gibb, Cats
Viggo Mortensen, Lord of the Rings
Max Casella, Newsies
Donald O’ Connor, Singin’ In the Rain
Matthew Broderick, The Producers
Johnny Depp, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
Tara Morice, Strictly Ballroom
Sandra Bullock, 28 Days
Laura Fraser, Titus Andronicus (I haven’t actually seen that whole movie yet, but she’s great in it)
Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind
Nathan Lane, The Producers
Mel Brooks, The History of the World: Part 1
Gene Wilder, The Producers
Patrick Fugit, Almost Famous
Christian Bale, Swing Kids
Madeline Kahn, Blazing Saddles
John Leguizamo (sp?), Moulin Rouge
Joaquin Pheonix, Signs

Hates:

That stupid little red headed kid in Newsies... *involuntary shudder*
Joey Fatone (I can't believe they let him into Rent. Just think of all the teenyboppers that will be flocking to the show just to see him.)
NSYNC (Justin wants to be Roger in the Rent movie that might never come out... KILL)
bondchick.net/dollz (no, I don't hate Nett, I'm just thoroughly jealous)
J.K. Rowling (I don't necessarily hate her, I just think she ripped Voldemort off from Sauron)
Harry Potter HYPE (like the books, hate the obsessive attention its getting)
The new Baker's Wife in the Into the Woods revival on Broadway... GRR, Joanna Gleason was better!!!!
The government
Bush
People who can't shut up about how tragic 9/11 was (I mean, hello! Hitler killed how many Jews?? Plus, there have been OTHER acts of terrorism elsewhere, not just in the US)
Josh Skurnick (You are lucky if you don’t know him)

Favorite Authors:

Gypsy: Also one of my bestest buddies, and the author of the ever famous Broken Rules, not to mention her sequel, King of Shadows.
Mondie: AKA Super Reviewer, if you haven’t read her story Untouchables, you’re missing out! She has other great stories as well, including I’m With You and Growth.
Deathlin: Okay, my sister told me about her story Viva La Vie Boheme, and I fell in love. It’s a story about two Rentheads who go to New York to save their beloved musical from the evil clutches of Joey Fatone.

Updates:

Uploaded That Face and Ven You Got It, Flaunt It. Both short little songfics. One is a Jester/Specs, and the other is a Gypsy/Spot. I AM GOING TO STOP WRITING SPOT STORIES!!! Really, I am, it's just that he's so damn fun to write about!

Stories to Come:

Child In the Dark: Daeva, a girl who’s lived on the streets of the Bronx her entire life, meets up with the famous Spot Conlon. After a one-night stand, she seeks revenge on the Brooklyn leader the only way she knows how. Dark, dark fic...

Untitled As of Yet: An extended songfic that needs a few brave souls to volunteer. Look below for more information.

Attention! Do need willing newsie girls to play parts in a future story! E-mail me @ demonicfaerie@hotmail.com if you are interested!!! Also e-mail me for song ideas and titles as well!

What's up at @ Bohemian Avenue:

Whoo! Gypsy agreed to be a dollmaker at Bohemian Avenue! Expect a new layout, a new contest, and whole bunches of new dolls!!!
New Layout Theme: I Wanna Be A Producer
New Contest Theme: Best Buds in Broadway

-Jo of Bohemian Avenue

Random Caffeine of the Moment:

I don't give a fiddler's fart about InkLink so don't ask.

The BIG Question:

Why do my aunt and uncle allow my six year old cousin to listen to Eminem uncensored?

Okay, I think I'm done. Phew *wipes sweat off brow*. Peace out and piss off!!!

-Jo (Court Jester)

P.S. If you made it this far by reading my entire bio... I congratulate you!

P.P.S. If you have any quotes from musicals or movies, or oxymorons that you think should be up here, please tell me!

P.P.P.S. If it seems that I’m going off on a complete tangent in my reviews, its because I said something that reminded me of something from a movie or play, and I have a tendency to quote these things, whether it’s a song or a random scene. Don’t be frightened, young Padawan thingy...