Rairakku Kodachi
 Author has written 1 story for Misc. Books. (¯•.¸,¤°´'°¤,¸.•´¯) .•._ ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES -FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Narutard Quiz 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Mū, Deidara, Ringo Ameyuri, Madara, Animal Path, and Itachi ;3 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Mū/Oc, Ringo/Mangetsu, Konan/Pain ;3 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi yes, hentai NO!! 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? i tried doing deidara :b 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Deidara stuffy ;3 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? hmm.. i dunno theres sooo many XD 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Neither 9. Which team is your favorite? I dunno 10. Do you support the obito theory? nope Madara is Tobi :) 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yep 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi and Animal Path 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? 17. Sub or dub? Sub 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI!! I want her dead, it's a bugger Sasori didn't kill her 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Cute and Funny :3 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yep, Madara Uchiha 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Duno, does ugly beast count? 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Orochimaru 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Does badass count? 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Duno 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Definatly 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yup 27. Do you like lemons? hmm.. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yep 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Ya, There funny 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Same answer as above 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep, Brianna i think :s 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? nope 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? nope 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Leave that one to Kakashi :) 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? God no I already know it's Madara - kun :3 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? a lot 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Sasuke was never and will never be sexy... -_- 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yah... I have two :b 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? no Quotes -"A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of -"Beneath the sun's rays our shadow is our comrade; -"And I thought the dead, who have already died, more fortunate than the living, who are still alive; but better than both is the one who has not yet been, and has not seen the evil deeds that are done under the sun" "To see someone do one good deed makes us forget his hundred evil acts" |
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