Hello FanFiction world. I am a 23 year old wanna-be writer. I have been reading FF for years now and I finally have the balls to try to post my own stories. I am completely aware that my pathetic attempt to write good FF may end in a fiery cluster-fuck of hate reviews or, DUM DUM DUM, the dreaded no reviews at all. But that is a risk I must take.

A few things about little ol' me...

I was born and raised in the backwoods of the United States. (AKA Southeast Kentucky)

I have a mouth that could make a sailor blush and I intend to use it... Beware politically correct assholes!

I have a 5 year old Boston Terrier\mutt that I consider my child known as Bozley.

If I could time travel I would live my best days out in 60's\70's America.

I have an unhealthy obsession with anything magical. Harry Potter, Twilight, Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, etc...

Without Dr.Pepper and my smokes I shrivel-up and die.

And finally: I think Stephanie Meyers' 'Bella' is waaayyyy too innocent. Kind of like a human Bambi. It really pisses in my Cheerio's. I like a Bella a little rough around the edges.