February 11, 2007

Dear Dead Composer who keeps sending me "I reported you for abuse" because you're a meanie messages,

You can report me for abuse all you want, I have done nothing wrong. Wait, if pointing out your lameassness is abuse, then I am guilty. You don't even have enough balls to face me one on one. You keep on sending me private messages which is harassment and stalking on your part yet you blocked me from messaging you.

Little you is scared of the Big Ole Meaniez. How pathetic. I'm so sorry you were born a lame-o. There is no known cure for that. I'm also sorry you're a cry-baby whiner.

I will not be blocking you because your "you're a meaniezzz!" messages are funny in a lameass way. I'll save them all. I might even read some, when I cease to have a life, like you. Until then, please feel free to harass me while crying like the whinebaby "OMG incest is sick and you're an AntiChrist because you ship jailbait" on TPTB.

Don't blame your failure at fandom on me. It's not my fault you fail as a writer and flamer.

I'll be laughing my ass off at you till the end of time.

Your Worst Nightmare,

Spawn of Satan

I'm fucking sick of self-righteous people calling Claire x Peter fans "sick and twisted" for supporting Peter x Claire. (OMG fanfikshon is seriouz buzinez!)

My message to you self-righteous jerks - fuck off. Leave us alone. You can't tell us to stop shipping something just because of some plot twist in the show. This is a free world, we can ship whomever we want to.

If you don't like the pairing, don't fucking read the fanfic. Expect me to critique your trashy story if I ever see any of you assholes flame a Peter x Claire author.

PETRELLICEST
because slashy incestous jailbait relationships have never been hotter and yeah, now that you mention it, I'm going straight to hell. So what?
courtesy of PeterandClaire.net