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Joined 03-17-03, id: 357109
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.
Hey there! I'm a 20 year old Australian unabashed Harry Potter freak... well, i think the most obsessive thing I've done in relation to HP (apart from writing fanfics of course!) was buying 'Quidditch Throughout the Ages' and 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them', although, they are a good read! However, I shall move on before I start rambling... too late! lol

Obsessions (apart from Harry Potter, I know, it's a shock!): Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Tripod (Aussie comedy trio), Weird Al Yankovic, Monty Python, Rowan Atkinson comedy, Bob Newhart comedy, pretty much comedy from the 50s, 60s and 70s.

I'm a Ron/Hermione shipper (come on people! There are SO many clues from CoS onwards - look at GoF!!! And JK herself said there was something going on.) And I reckon Ron is the best character! It's the red hair... Next to Fred and George, Harry, Hermione and of course, Dumbledore - he's the coolest character: wise and has a great sense of humour.

My stories are also hosted on FictionAlley, although the same stories are there that you'll find here.

At the moment I'm working on my condensed version of PoA. Not to worry people, I am planning to do ones for OotP and the sixth and seventh books. I'm also trying to decide which of the Fudge fics (Untimely Demises) to do next, as well as struggle with several plot bunnies that are attacking me... foul tempered beasts!

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The Life Of Hermione Granger Without A Boyfriend by Kat Turner reviews
Hermione Granger is a sane and sensible witch. That is, when she's not terrorizing her House Mates or throwing various objects at Ron Weasley. Hogwarts students are engulfed in a sea of hormones, and Hermione finds herself beating the boys away with her
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Dead Voldemort Sketech by JustJeanette reviews
Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Giving Notice by dontgiveahoot reviews
A look at the actions of a main character from the point of view of other characters. When death rocks Hogwarts, you'd be surprised who's affected. Chapter Twelve: Rosemary Sprout tends to her garden, the students - and the other professors
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,021 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2002
Ode to the Boy Who Lived by Terra3 reviews
A song parody to Weird Al Yankovic's Ode to a Superhero which is a song parody in itself. Instead of Spiderman, I chose Harry Potter to honor. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Forget Me Not by BookSmartBrilliance reviews
2009: The Dark Lord has won, two Weasleys reflect on their lives and loves hours before their death. Unexpected ending with angst galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Rocky Road Ice Cream by Distorted Pheonix reviews
It was the little things that bothered me the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Terrified by She's a Star reviews
'Hermione flung her arms around Ron’s neck and broke down completely. Ron, looking quite terrified, patted her very awkwardly on the top of the head.' A very startled Ron reflects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Florinese Dream by Lady Norbert reviews
A crazy crossover of Harry Potter and The Princess Bride, featuring Ron as Westley, Hermione as Buttercup, Harry as Inigo, and Draco as Humperdinck. Special guest appearances by Hagrid as Fezzik and Dumbledore as the narrator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ron's Soliloquy by Lady Norbert reviews
What happened the night of the Yule Ball? Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and provide commentary in this look at different incidents in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th books which point to Ron's feelings for Hermione. FINISHED, so please stop asking for updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Dark Lord Support Group by NeoSapien reviews
Lord Voldemort has just regained his full power. Now he can rule the world, annihilate the Muggles, and best of all, gloat about it to all the other, less cool Dark Lords in his support group. Support group?!? My first posted fic, R+R if you enjoy savage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2001
Hermione's 4th Year by Elanor Gamgee reviews
"Missing scenes" from GoF, Hermione's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,939 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2001 - Published: 1/2/2001 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Ways in Which Fudge Meets an Untimely Demise reviews
From the Scribbles from History of Magic list on FictionAlley '50 Ways in Which Cornelius Fudge Meets an Untimely Demise' comes a series of vignettes based on a few points from the list. Be warned, things may get a bit silly...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
A Perfect Gift reviews
One morning, just before Christmas, Ginny is having a quiet breakfast when she is called upon for some female advice. Ever wondered how Ron came up with the idea for Hermione's Christmas present in OotP?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Ginny W., Ron W.
A Simple Bit of Fluff reviews
Amidst the troubles at 12 Grimmauld Place, Tonks finds herself enraptured by a certained red-headed someone ... Very fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/9/2003
Requiem reviews
Upon an armchair in a deserted common room sits a lonely boy on the verge of manhood, his face etched in grief, tears drenching his cheeks, his arms clasped protectively around the legs curled beneath him. Post OotP, Harry reflects and remembers and mourn
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Harry P.
Mnemosyne's Legacy reviews
‘Hermione! Hermione, I’m so sorry! I didn’t know!’ Ron cried out. He sat up in bed, sweating and breathing heavily. The vision of Hermione’s final moments of life never left him. Sequel to Her Eyes - you need to read Her Eyes before this. Ron is
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Her Eyes reviews
She watched me with a mixture of fear, loathing, and some odd emotion I could not define, in her eyes as I entered the cell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.