Novi: And I'm Novi. This is our joint fanfiction.net account.

Mita: Yeah. We use this account to post our fanfics.

Novi: That's right. OUR. You see, I love the Harry Potter series, but didn't write fanfics based on it, until Mita began reading Harry Potter fanfics and asked me to write some of my own.

Mita: Yeah. The thing is, I love Severus Snape...

Novi: ...and I'm nuts about Remus Lupin...

Mita: ...and I like to imagine stories with Severus in them, only I get lost whenever I start writing ...

Novi: *pats Mita on the back* 'S OK, buddy. That's what I'm here for. You see, I do write, though I'm never sure I'm good at it ...

Mita: *pats Novi on the back* Oh, c'mon, pal! Don't give me that "I'm no good" blather. You do OK...

Novi: Thanks. And you're good at sparking ideas. Yeah, Mita is a lean mean Muse-generator... Well, maybe not *that* lean...

Mita: What! You're no hour-glass yourself, Missy!

Novi: *laughs* Well, basically, it's usually during our dinner chat that we come up with ideas for fanfics. Mita needs only to say something, anything: "chocolate," "potato chips," and hey presto! a story begins to take shape in my mind. Writing it down is another matter though...

Mita: *listens attentively and nods emphatically* Yeah. Like she said.

Novi: So, that's us.

Mita: And here's our fics.

Mita and Novi: We hope you enjoy them.