Rick Spiff
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Joined 07-01-01, id: 87636, Profile Updated: 12-19-12
Author has written 6 stories for Anime X-overs, Dragon Ball Z, Azumanga Daioh, Evangelion, and Ranma.

Lame Introductory Excuses Offered:
Hmm... this is the sec--thi--okay, like eighth time I've wiped my profile, and I'm not good at talking about myself. Let's just say I'm a bipedal English-speaking humanoid with a tenuous grasp on reality and an even weaker grasp on spelling.

Pathetic Attempt to Appease Screaming Masses:

- Brother has been on hiatus for freaking ever. Looking to finish it so I can actually call it done around January.
- Neon Genesis Goonvangelion is being 'written' and new chapters will go up at or around the 20th of each month.
- Neon Genesis Immortals is abandoned because I frankly have no desire to spend ten years working on it.
- Revolutionary Girl Osaka is likewise on permanent hiatus, or until I finish a side project.
- The Traveler is done.

Admission of Further Guilt:
- Mostly just more Neon Genesis Goonvangelion. There's other stuff I have out there, but NGG is seven books. C'mon, people!

Fanfiction.net Steals My Time Whining:

- The Gambit. F-ing brilliant. Around chapter 40 right now. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3640610/1/The_Gambit)
- Little Rascals. Cute, WAFF for those rainy days. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4052860/1/Little_Rascals)
- The God of Flash. Very funny; this one perked my interest. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5014881/1/The_God_of_Flash)
- Juniper. Can't wait to see this finished. A silent Naruto? (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2580061/1/Juniper)
- Yes, those are all Naruto stories, and it's something like 1/20th of my full list. I could mention One Hundred Days, Surien, and People Lie, but everyone's heard of those by now, right? RIGHT?!

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NARUTO: DARK HEART by coso reviews
What if Naruto was trained to use the Force by the spirit of a Sith Lord? Smart and strong Naruto, ready to crush anyone in his way if he can get away with it. No showing off involved, he'll be clever and patient schemer.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,266 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 4,195 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
To Be Different by SaturnXK reviews
[DO NOT GIVE ANY REVIEWS] Cold and apathetic, they are the perfect guards. They take their job seriously and do it ruthlessly, but when nine ANBU enter the world of magic, will the wizards view them as cold-blooded killers, or will they look underneath the underneath?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,610 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 4,186 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
In Due Time by yvj reviews
The war with is over. The village has returned to status quo. But the past refuses to remain buried. Will it end up defining her and Naruto's future? Sakura POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 142,271 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6045 - Favs: 6,099 - Follows: 3,667 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Mind is a Delicate Thing by Gallyrat reviews
None of the Konoha rookies are psychopaths. Or at least, that's what everyone hopes. The Hokage's just worried about the new generation. He doesn't mean to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,745 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruWars: Sakura of the Pink Blade by OnLorakeetWings reviews
In case you didn't read the title consciously, the happens to be a Naruto-Star Wars crossover. Please do note that THIS STORY INCLUDES THE NARUSAKU PAIRING. So, in other words, PLEASE don't hate on the story just for that specific reason. Enjoy! Ta! :3
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,808 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hive Complex by Yuhi Sakura reviews
“I’ll go after Orochimaru.” Naruto hastily volunteered as his eyes fell on the mess before them. “Sure,” Sakura sighed as she eyed the hall of hissing serpents, “Leave us with all the hard work.”
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.
One Hundred Days by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sakura and the Prince of Flowers by Angelsaurus reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto leave her behind for a mission, a desperate Sakura makes a rash decision... One that will dredge up her hidden past and change more futures than just her own... SasuSaku, NaruSaku, LeeSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,824 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Picture, the Promise, and the Protectors by J. Lucy-Daisuke reviews
Story Completed. Lupin has made a promise, but none are sure how he will keep it. But why did Yukiko come to him, and why is Jigen afraid to go to Osaka?
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,709 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Complete
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Neon Genesis Goonvangelion Book 2 reviews
The goons are back! Attempts to make things less crazy back-fire spectacularly as the goons try to explain their mysterious new powers. We're a few years late, but here's the next book in the Goon Saga!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Neon Genesis Goonvangelion Book 1 reviews
Utterly insane fanfic authors prance through the Evangelion universe. Action! Comedy! Action! Drama! Action! Coarse language! Action! ... Did I mention action? - Rated M for very bad language and later disturbing and violent scenes.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The Traveler reviews
OC in Nerima, weird fight scenes, weak attempts at humor. Was supposed to be the first part of a novel-length story, good for a quick read.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,270 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Ranma - Complete
Revolutionary Girl Osaka reviews
Title says it best. Mostly AzuDai with some strong Utena influences.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007
Brother: The Korindoth Saga reviews
Vegeta and Nappa, while clearing out a planet, meet a race of vicious aliens and a pair of exponentially more vicious humans. Mad violence ensues. Wimps need not apply.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,819 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Vegeta, Nappa
Neon Genesis:Immortals reviews
An NGE / FF7 / DBZ crossover epic of martial arts action and... many other things. Must be read to be believed.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2002 - Published: 8/30/2001