Hi guys! As you can see I'm new here so...*cough* don't hurt me *cough*.

So since I'm a clueless dingbat, I hope one of you kind souls would care to teach me the ways of...wait for it...FANFICTION!!!!!

From what I can gather, writing fanfiction is sorta like a never-ending spiral. So let's fall into oblivion together!

So yeah...*whispers to imaginary person next to me* should I end it here? *cue imaginary thumbs up* Okay.