Sequel to Clutz: Wait-WHAT? I have to endure the initiation for joining Akatsuki when I never even agreed to this? I don't even know how to play basketball! SakuraxAkatsuki

So, Sakura's just been expelled from her school, disowned by her parents, and now, she's attending a new school where everyone seems to think she's the cutest thing since My Little Pony? Wonderful. AU, High School fic, MultiSaku, T for strong language

She thought she had died. Well she was wrong, and now she was in a strange new world filled with genetically enhanced people called SOLDIER and creepy dudes called Hojo. Really what has she done to deserve this? Rating may change Please R&R! I own nothing

Standard Disclaimer applies. Smut-fic. Pairing is SAKUxAKA with Suigetsu too . All chapters rated M for lemon and language. Oneshots/drabbles are NOT connected unless otherwise stated. SIXTH: TOBI! REVIEW and vote for who's next! COVER PIC OWNED BY yuna2025 on DEVIANTART! ME NO OWN! THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE A GIFT CHAPTER SO VOTE FOR ANY MALE!

Not your normal AkatSaku story. Instead Sakura was betrayed by the Akatsuki for a new girl. She leaves to America and there she meets new and improved friends who join her when she goes back to Japan. How will the Akat. feel when she forgot about them? Adopted by MiyatheEarthninja AND TheStoryAdopter! :)

If one more person told Sakura what she could and couldn't feel, she was going to scream.

This was so not worth ten bucks an hour.

And no matter what, a suggestive innuendo and phone number were always left on her coffee cup.

It was a tradition for daughters to marry the father at the mother's death. It was fate for Hinata to have many offers of marriage, both from boys and from girls. SasuHina NejiHina InoHina Etc. WARNING! Lemon Rape

Ibiki doesn't need someone to pick his spouse for him...and yet he finds himself staring across the table to see Hinata. IbiHina

All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"

Poor Sakura, first she gets kidnapped by the Akatsuki. Then she is constantly sexually harrased by them and they just will not let her leave! So many Awkward moments so little time.

The trio wonders how Team Seven walks on walls. Caught spying, they're forced into the headmaster's office by Kakashi for a scolding. When they try to get over their differences and compare worlds, they learn why translation charms aren't widely used.

“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.