melima8788
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Joined 10-07-01, id: 118372
Author has written 7 stories for Star Wars, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Harry Potter.

why is a college student still wasting time writing fanfiction?

why did douglas adams wander around drunk in the 80s?

why IS the answer 42?

what is the question to life, the universe, and everything?

there is a simple answer to all of these questions. we are sorry for the inconvience.

i write fanfiction because i can't be bothered to, given the schedule of college (coupled with a complete lack of imagination for most of the day), come up with my own original characters. i do have a few original stories in the mix, but as a general rule do not post original fiction.

i will be forever thankful to j.k. rowling for creating a host of dazzling characters for me and many other talented writers to dabble and experiment with.

my fanfiction.net account has shown the progression from pathetic n00b when i was around 11, and what might have been a promising career in writing had the demons of self-doubt, depression, and general teenage wangst not stapled themselves to my shoulders. i kept writing, just not posting. fanfiction.net has a reputation of being a pit of voles because of the absolute shit that is posted here. i do not aim to change that, only hope to lead by example. i have, however, left my first piece of fanfiction ever and alot of very bad buffy fanfiction. how any of my stories have escaped ridicule and flame is beyond me.

when i comment on other stories, i will provide constructive criticim. flames DO bother me, and i DO take them as a personal offense, because kids, that's what they are. i also cannot stand the "omgz g8t stor3, kepp wr1t1ng!1111" reviews. but yes. please feel free to flame me, tell me that my characters are OOC, in fact, you may even call them sues if you wish. if this is the case, i shall spork them myself and try again.

i despise OOC characters. there will not be any OOC Mary Sues or Marty Stus here.

why is this entire profile in lower case? to cause remus pain.

truly,
amandad

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Cancellation Notice by ghost02 reviews
Complete! ANGEL has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Fred, Lorne, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Ensemble focus with AngelSpike, WesFred pairings. Edited July 27; see my profile page for details.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Things That Suck by Ms. Selly reviews
The innermost thoughts of the typical cynical teenager. Except is a Summers girl ever typical? Spuffy
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003
When Evil Spuppets Attack by MarieMaia reviews
While Angel is dealing with his puppet condition, Spike has a surprise that is just the beginning to some pretty crazy events.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Angel, Spike
Girls Night Out by RedDwarfette reviews
Anya hires Spike as the entertainment at her bachelorette party.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Spike, Buffy S.
Mr. Kenobi-Substitute Teacher by QofNaboo reviews
Updated 5/8/02 with a real chapter 6! Based on my real Latin teacher (he's hot stuff, hence I associate him with Obi) and class. I need u to tell me where u want this to go
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 3/20/2002
The Princess Bride by Jedi Rita reviews
When Leia gets chicken pox, Bail Organa tells her a fairy tale to distract her.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
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Excellent deduction, Moony reviews
In which Remus discovers that nice things happen in dark, dirty, germridden caves, and that tea and chocolate are not necessary components of a Very Good Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
Double Doors reviews
‘Handsome man save me from the monsters.’ I think, remembering what she [Fred] said to me when I saved her. A sob snatches my voice away as I take the next thought. Handsome man didn’t save her.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Angel
Floor Hockey Charity reviews
(S5) Angel and Team are signed up for a charity floor hockey game as representatives of Wolfram & Hart. Naturally, anything involving charity and the law firm is bound to equal in much badness.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Angel, Spike
Rain, Rain, Go Away reviews
Angelus hatches one of his not so bright plans, involving rain and a power plant.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Angel, Buffy S.
Vampire reviews
A German boy goes with his German father to a German pub. The people he meets aren’t German, however.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Angel, Darla
A Christmas Angel reviews
The scooby gang has been invited to the annual Christmas party at Wolfram & Hart, In between dress hunting and tree trimming will there be time for a bit of old fashioned Christmas Cheer in fast-paced Los Angeles?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Buffy S., Angel
What happens when people DONT want to be in fics reviews
Ever wondered what happens when the characters dont want to be in fic? I tried to find out..and mayhem insues..
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10/12/2001