And for my lovely fans I have updated the Bio! Run while you can...

It all began the day I first met my life. That is, the day I was born into this hellhole. All my life I thought my family had some sort of grudge against me, this probably owes to the fact that my parents met in the nut house.

A thought just came to mind.

I must shoot myself if I find out that I was conceived there…

But this is not the topic at hand, the topic being “Why my life is shitty”.

New thought. Iwillnotkillthecomputer.Iwillnotkillthecomputer.I WILL killthecomputer.

On to new and not so better things!! You see when I was born I was what I like to call a TWO. This would be because

1)I was a nameless child for ten days
2)I was named at the last second
3)Out of a hat…
4)The name came from a pervy sex book
5)Opal, happened to be the main character.

Yes, Lord I wish for you to know one thing. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Well not really, but I need someone to blame my life on! Maybe I should just blame TV…

Any way, this is all I can all I can really think of when it comes to Moi! I'm not good at the whole bio thingy, but it was demanded! Personally I don’t know why your reading this…probably because you’re an ass that likes to laugh at other peoples misfortunes. If so I only say there is nothing wrong with this what so ever.

I would just like to mention two of my fellow authoress friend here at Fanfiction.net!!

~Anu-Chan~

Anureejh Atwal, or Anu as I know her is one of the nice friends I met over the internet. She is actually one of the many authors of FanFiction.net, and this is how I came to meet her.

Since I was not one of those very thick Estelle Lynn fans, (we both loathe those people by the way) she enjoyed the review of her story that I sent her. Then I was added to Anu’s MSN list!

Anyway on to what Anu is like, she is one of the most complex freaks that I have ever met. I should know this because, well I am a freak. Like I do with all my friends, I enjoy annoying and insulting Anu, but this would be a plus for her!! As I already stated she writes stories, which are usually full of angst and humorous relations between characters of popular shows!!

Now please don’t get the idea that Anu is that strange pervert who makes weird and often unpleasant phone calls, because she isn’t!! She’s actually the strange pervert who your mother said never to hang out with. If you know who Anu is, then you didn’t listen to your mother you naughty child (and if you’re a real pervert you know that this naughty, means something worse than not listening to your dear Mummy!)

~Betty~

Ah yes Betty, I knew her well…no she’s not dead I’m just being poetic. Well now, where to begin?

You can find Betty's stories under the name "Sheep", check 'em out! Muah!

I met Betty when we were both normal healthy children. Though over the course of the years that changed relatively quickly…when I returned to my accursed school (only because I left the other accursed school to come back to this one) Betty and I became great friends once more.

Poor Betty…

When we did start our friendship again Betty still had her sanity, though she was constantly plagued by some girl who fancied herself as Betty’s-Bestest-Best-Friend-EVER!!! (May I also note that Betty and I were in seventh grade….and the stalker girl was in grade eight. Very scary.) Well that all changed fast enough especially when Sam and I teamed up and became very sanity challenged indeed.

In other words, Betty was like the titanic. She was doomed with a bunch of glamorous, screaming people running about her.

Betty has always been an intelligent child (which is odd, because I’m about as sharp as the broad-side of a barn) and she has a very funny sarcastic sense of humor. At times she’s a tad cynical (and those times are really a pain in the arse) , but is otherwise a pretty happy child, that is loved by all!!

God, do I loathe you Betty…

She’s good for a laugh and always has some sort of advice. This is why you do the exact opposite of what she says. Muahahah, yes if you can’t tell, Betty is one of my closest friends that I care and love for!!! (even when I have the desire to bite, kill, maim, destroy..)

~~~~And on a completely different note, I would like to add that though a lot of my fics have added in female characters, they are in NO WAY Mary Sues, Estelle Lynns, or whatever name describes those demons. These extra characters only happen to coincide with the plot of my stories and often end up dead.

The original characters develop no meaningful feeling for them, because often the original characters are gay. A hard feint, if you’re a girl, and they bat for the 'other' team.~~~~

Right, well that’s good enough for now! I write ficcies for you my pretties!!

…and because I'm needy. But we won't get into that.