Hi people of Fanfiction! I'm LLamakitty77me (note the two capitol L's) and I am weird! All right that was random. I don't think you need to know my age or my physical appearance or anything like that so i'm not going to list that stuff. Instead I'll tell you these..things:

What I Love:

I reallllllllllllllly love Whose Line is it Anyway?,Monk, Good Eats, Ugly Betty, the early Spongebob episodes(i think the later ones are crap), Fosters Home for Imaginery Friends, American Idol, Calvin and Hobbes, The Peanuts (both the comic strips and the tv specials), The Clique Series, books in general, pop rock and alternitive music, Broadway, musicals, old movies(like 50's old), Cats the musical, waking up early in the morning on a nice day, sleeping in, SNOW DAYS, pickels, lox, Colin Mochrie, Alton Brown, William Sledd, Supernanny Jo, sledding on icy snow on nothing but your knees, summer, my birthday, the movies, the aquarioum, the zoo, the park,photography, my 5th grade science teacher, sitting in the back of the bus in camp, purple highlights, The Addams Family Movie II(so funny), Napolean Dynamite, and last but not least LLamas!

Things that I reccomend:

Eating ice cream out of the tub(not on a daily basis)

Sniffing that thing that comes out of the dryer. i don't know the name of it. You know, that thing thats all fuzzy. What ever it is it smells tremendously good.

Taping your fingers together for hours at a time.

Moving to or a least visiting New York and not just the city but the whole state.

Adopting a pet.

Moving furniture to the point of no return.

Laugh

Watching/listening/seeing/making/finding things that make you realize how much you hate certain people.

peace tydy or however you spell it

Sneaking past someone doing something that your not supposed to do who knows when for who knows whatever reason.

Eating.

Sleeping.

Making your bed(ok that was a weird one forget I ever said that, or not)

Stuff

Things I reccomend NOT to do:

Write that you hate your teacher in your textbook in unearasable pen.

Taking a sip of anything at any time someone is going to say something funny.

On behalf of William Sledd: Wearing overalls

On behalf of Colin Mochrie: becoming bald

On behalf of Me: don't be me

Impersonating a person you don't know then going to the movie theaters and try to buy some unsalted unbuttered popcorn and a pack of goobers then running away from the navy when they try to hose you down to the ground and then running all the way to Minnesota, buy a car, marry someone leave them five hours later, adopting a pet rabbit name Goofus Shmoofus, giving him your credit card and you favorite diamond ring, starting a fake ferret coat business in hopes to get back the money your rabbit stole, and then going back to the same movie theatre you were at twelve minutes ago only to discover that you are the star of some sick melodrama/soap opera/commercial shit and then returne to your home on the third floor and taking a nap.

Using numchucks unsupervised and without experience.

Favorite Quates:

Civilazation, fried dough, tee hee hee- I think it was on this show on nickelodean that had something to do with skateboarding

I've fallen and I can't get up!- I've always liked this and i use it a lot

The defect in this is bleach... Correct Yessssss this tastes like a cow got into an onion patch That is correct ... Yeeeeeeesssssssssss - from a scene in Napolean Dynamite

Its Mr.Noodles brother Mr.Noodle!!!!! - From Elmo's world This line is hilarious i don't care who you are

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolat - common saying I fully believe in this

I'm not suffering insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it!- saying on my friends thingymabobber thanks Laney!

I've never taken a jet ski lesson in my life. I think I'm going to take it up!- Colin Mochrie on Whose Line don't ask

Just roll in the creamcheese roll in the creamcheese- Colin Mochrie again It sounds really weird out of context but it sounds weirder in it. You really only know this stuff if you are a devoted Whose Line obsesser fan like me.

You know that transvestite you see leaning against the lamp post at 2 in the morning on your way home from the bar? Thats me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Drew Carey Me and one of my friends used to say this a lot

Yeah walk away like you don't see me. I hope you get hit by a fucking bus.-Foamy, this squirrel cartoon thing on this website who makes cynical jokes like that

AAAAAAAhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Regine bit me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-it kinda is what it says it is

Great Gadzooks!!!- Don't ya just love Roald Dahl??

I'm working on my burn -me cuz I am so darn pale that it is impossible for me to get a tan so I always burn in the summer. Today we were talking about cancer in class and my teacher even pointed out how I have to be careful since I am pale and that i must wear sunblock

No, it's not a pun -my tech ed teacher who said that I was turning into a star cuz i was doing a good job on the project and my car that I was making was a shooting star so my friend thought it was a pun (get it?) so she said "oh I get it Its a pun!" and then my tech ed teacher said this trust me it was funnier when it happened

Oh bother -Alton Brown he just says this a lot and I had to put a quate of his down

All men should carry bags - William Sledd I agree with you William!!!!!!!!!!

Drew's butt is so warm!! Ain't no booty like a Drew Carey Booty heeeyyyy! -Wayne Bradey on Whose Line talking about Drew Carey's chair

This is my voice? This is my voice????!!!??!!!?!??? Oh well.- Ezma on The Emporer's New Groove when she turned into the cat I love that movie

Meow Meow Meoooowwww Meooeeeooowww - my cat who is the sweetest smartest coolest cutest prettiest nicest wonderfulest kitty ever

I think it's time to break out into song. The hippo the hippo. The mongoose mongoose...- I said the first part after a sentimantal moment and my friend then proceeded to sing the most inappropriate song at the moment that someone else made up along with hand motions

What's a pronoun? a noun that lost its ameuteur status -A conversation between Calvin and Hobbes

Wanted: Boy waitresses -on my stupedest things ever said calendar

Hey my stories are on! -what my friend said at lunch when the tv went all fuzzy

We're watching animal porn!- Colin Mochrie he said this on a game of greatest hits and ever1 (besides him) started 2 crack up its still makes me laugh

Thats ennough to make me lol out loud - Monk(Tony Shaloub) i luv monk

Chubby bunnies! -me I've never played the game before but it sounds fun

You don't want to explain to your parents how your vagina caught of fire because you were having sex- my health teacher joking around and warning us about using 2 condoms

But it won't save you any money on your car insurance!- Geico ads from a while ago

I've got two things to say. The second one will come after. - this security guard at my school i'm sorry but that was just so stupid!!!

Serenity now Insanity later -from Seinfeld this is one of my many mottos

Let's say today is today.- my social studies teacher i don't know

Now you are model students. (shaking heads no) You are going to behave like mature young adults (shaking heads no) And i know you aren't going continue this foolin around (nodding heads yes) - The lecturing part done by a security guard from school and me and my friend doing the shaking and nodding

Poultry Times Happy Chickens! - a fried chickens place saying on a pen my friend has

So yea. I hope you all read and review my fanfics which should be coming out soon if all goes according to plan. I'm looking foward to writing a Know Your Stars Clique version, Cats version, and maybe Emporers New Groove one. I also want to write stuff for Calvin and Hobbes and then maybe branch out and do stuff for the Peanuts and Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Looking forward to hearing you comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a LLama!!!!!!!!!!