Hola: I am your father!!

I'm bored so I'm going to write some random stuff bout me now

I am a human

I'm obsessed with yelling OMG YOU'RE EYES ARE GREEN!! every time I see shadowsonicstar because she has green contacts now.

My friends are shadowsonicstar (on my favorite authors list), Lightning (random friend who doesn't have an account but I put her in my random stories), Rainbow (random hyperactive kid who is obsessed with asking me/shadow/lightning out every 10 seconds), Sunshine (random kid who is a lot of fun to annoy), Angel (my psychotic friend who is stalked by teachers), Darth (Shadowsonicstar's boyfriend) and ladymcfluff-yaoiqueen (shadowsonicstar's cousin but I guess she counts too)

I like any type of music really. Some favorites are: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Lady Gaga, 3 Doors Down, t.A.T.u., Nickleback, Daughtry, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Rascal Flatts, Shakira, Pink, Michael Jackson, All-American Rejects, Within Temptation, 3 Days Grace, MaNga, Skillet, Flyleaf, Fall Out Boy, T.I., Usher, and Rihanna (among others)

I play just about every sport there is (except cheerleading I hate it xp)

I am the most hyper, insane person you will ever meet (not counting Angel)

I get distracted very- hey, what's that?

Stuff I like

Kingdom Hearts

Twilight

Harry Potter

Pirates of the Caribbean

House of Night series

Hetalia

Loveless

Sonic the Hedgehog (the games not the character)

Final Fantasy

Tron

Avatar (the movie and the series)

randomness

other stuff that I dub not important enough to mention

Favorite Pairings (oh God this is gonna last a while...)

Naruto

Naruto/Sasuke

Naruto/Gaara

Naruto/Neji

Gaara/Neji

Kakashi/Iruka

Sasuke/Itachi

Shino/Kiba

Haku/Zabuza

Itachi/Shisui

Itachi/Naruto

Tobi/Deidara

Deidara/Sasori

Obito/Kakashi

Kyubbi/Shukaku

Kingdom Hearts

Sora/Riku

Sora/Roxas

Roxas/Axel

Zexion/Demyx

Demyx/Xigbar

Terra/Ven

Xemnas/Roxas (okay...I know it sounds random, think about it: Xemnas is Terra. Roxas is Ven)

Hetalia

Germany/Italy

Germany/Prussia

Prussia/Russia

Prussia/Italy

Prussia/South Italy

America/England

America/Canada

America/Japan

America/Russia

South Italy/Spain

Spain/North Italy

China/Japan

China/South Korea

Lithuania/Russia

Greece/Turkey

Norway/Denmark

Sweden/Finland

England/France

Harry Potter

Harry/Draco

Snape/James

Harry/Ron

Sirius/Remus

Harry/Snape

Meh...I could do this all day...there are a lot more and a lot more fandoms...

Stories of my Life

Me and shadow are in computer applications class

"Does anyone know what the word 'revenue' means?" my teacher asks.

"Oh I know!" yells random student A (we'll call him Applesauce) " Its a type of sauce that you put on spaghetti!!"

"What?" the class responds

"Oh wait, that's Rague! My bad!" Applesauce explains.

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Me, Shadow, and Lightning are having lunch and Rainbow is sitting on the complete opposite side of the lunch room, let's watch boys and girls!!

While random people just sit around and talk to friends, Rainbow suddenly stops talking to his friends and stands up. "Thunder will you go out with me!!" Rainbow yells as loud as he can and everyone stops talking and turns toward Thunder (that's me!) who is currently hiding her face in embarassement. Rainbow then runs all the way to where the three girls are sitting. "Thunder will you go out with me?" he repeats.

"No!" Thunder replies.

"Fine be that way! Shadow, will you go out with me?" Rainbow says.

"No. . ." Shadow says with a bored expression, but secrectly laughing at Thunder.

"Lightning, will you go out with me?" Rainbow asks.

"No." Lightning replies, also laughing at Thunder.

Rainbow then runs back to his table and continues to eat his lunch.

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Me, Shadow, and Lightning are studying for our Social Studies final

"OMG! Ask me questions or I'm going to fail!" Lightning obsesses.

"Fine, what was the first ship to sail through the Panama Canal?" Thunder asks.

"Oh that's easy," Lightning says. "The answer is obviously Akon!"

Shadow and Thunder suddenly start to laugh.

"What? What did I do?" Lightning demands.

"The answer is Ancon, Akon is a person." Shadow explains while Thunder continues to laugh.

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I am in Geometry class, let's see my teacher's insanity!

"Who wants to hear a math joke!" my insane teacher Mr. Fain asked in class one day. The class respond with several groans and 'whatever's. "Great, so what did 0 say to 8?"

"What" the class halfheartedly resonds.

"Nice belt" Mr. Fain replies. The class is dead silent for like two minutes. Not even metaphorically speaking, an actual, real two minutes.

"Oh!!" the class responds after two minutes when half of them finally get it.

"O.k. here's another math joke! Why is six afraid of seven?" Mr. Fain says.

"Becuase 7 8 9." The class responds half-deadishly.

"Darn I was hoping you didn't know that one. Well moving on, today we will be learning about congruent triangles. To help you learn that, I will apply it to the bible!" Mr. Fain responds. (seriously, everyday he tels us a bad joke and then he starts a religious conversation in the middle of Geometry. I swear he has half the bible memorized).

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Me and Lightning are in Social Studies class

"Just so you all know, from this day on you are never allowed to call an insect a bug. They are not the same thing! (Continue rant for like 10 minutes)" Ms. Uckleberry rants (think Xemnas in teacher form).

- 5 minutes later -

"Ms. Uckleberry, when is our bug project due?" Radish asks.

"INSECTS ARE NOT BUGS!!11ONE" Ms. Uckleberry yells while hitting Radish on his head with a folder.

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This is actually a shadow life story but its not on her profile so i'll tell it.

Shadow sits in her 7th period class before the bell rings. From the corner of her eye, she sees student A (this time we'll call him Bob just for the heck of it) set his laptop on his desk and pick up the remote control that came with it (why someone needs a remote to start a laptop I have no idea but that is the point that Bob is trying to make). Bob then runs to the door and shouts "Hey Radish get in the classroom!" Then the late bell rings. "OMG! Now i'll never be able to get to my desk and start my laptop on time! I know! I'll just use my automatic remote!" Bob says pushing a button.

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This is my stupidity which you will see a lot of if you read my fics

"Thunder! Will you go do the dishes?" my mom asks me after dinner.

"But that would require work. I would have to actually physically get up from where I'm sitting, walk all the way to the kitchen, and then actually take the effort to wash dishes." I replied.

"Just do it." my mom replies as she walks away.

"Fine." I replied with a scoff. I then walks the 15 steps to the kitchen and begins unloading the dishes from the dishwasher. About 5 minutes later, I ran out to the living room where my mom was sitting with the dog."Hey mom! Look at this!" I yelled as I lifted two glass cups until they are resting over my eyes. "Look! I'm a cup fly!" I yelled, buzzing just for the heck of it. My mom just stared. "Buzzzz!!" I yelled as I put my face closer to my dog. My dog then lifts its head, hitting the glasses into my face. "Owwww!!" I screamed in pain.

"Thunder! What were you thinking! You could have hurt the dog just now!!" my mom yells at me as I rub my bruised face. I just stare increduously.

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Me and Shadow are in AP World History

The bell rang and the students all ceased to talk as our crazy strict teacher walks in and begins to teach. Moments later, Matt walks into the classroom.

"Matt...where were you..." Ms. Skalski asks.

"...I was praying..."

"Whatever, everyone get out your laptops and prepare to take notes."

Five minutes later, Matt begins to move his desk forward.

"Matt...what are you doing?"

"I'm moving my desk so I can see the board."

"NO! You do not move your desk without asking me first! I and the QUEEN of this classroom!"

Matt then raises his hand.

"What Matt?"

"Your highness, can I move my desk?"

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Random Video Links

(Kingdom Hearts in 6 minutes)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU (Literal Assassin's Creed)~check out the other literal videos too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt4L_jYwTEY (Denmark video)

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=village+of+ddr&aq=0 (village of DDR)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw (bed intruder song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8M2KvN1YQc (Tik Tok Parody- Hetalia style)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FdTSZ2NlJA (Lucky Star Kingdom Hearts~so cuuutttte)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zov1RpVXB8 (Middle Finger Michael)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2E69k7BYd8 (Wild Michael Jackson)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2uPnjcuqZs&feature=related (Obama vs. McCain)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwM_AKeMCk (A Very Potter Muscial)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OepW-AG-Ris (A Very Potter Sequel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HM9tyNkUAg (Brooklyn Rage~)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0YWbMj9sRM (Element Battle!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFDbJfGZMhM&NR=1 (Avatar School Time!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td9avGHjm8U (Ninja of the Night)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCY2tJvME8&feature=related (Ninja of the Night~the Test)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwfpZWNPqJM&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rev-rn-1r-11-HM (Sasuke Happy Song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_kD5wF7NZA (Potter Puppet Pals: Draco Puppet)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMRxRuirKJQ (Another Tik Tok parody)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpTK44e9zms (Paparazzi France)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbiLYhd5m1s (Telephone parody)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuxlToWeLyo (Bed intruder parody)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE-Tp1UK2XI (Just Dance parody)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ptMBz7Gbpo (Ding Dong parody)

Hope you like the stories I write :)

Seriously like them or die!