Hi everyone! Hehe Eve Ryone... Never mind. Hi if you are reading this NEW AND IMPROVED bio, you probably hope to know more about me. Do ya? I don't for I cannot hear you.

I am a evil person who hates grammar and sucks at spelling. ff.n should have a spell check for these bios... Oh well. I am very willing and able to kill people. My friend Jessi stole my Evanescence CD to play a joke on me, and I pulled out me plastic knife and hunted for her (my mom doesn't send me with metal ones... unfortunately). When I found her two people had to restrain me while she gave me my stuff back. She isn't the easiest person to scare... I did it though! I don't update much on here because I'd rather write my other story. If you want to flame me for not updating you are just wasting your time. Sometimes I force myself to write these stories so don't be mad. Check back about once a month. Ok, I'll stop babbling, but before I do I would just like to say, Unconscious guys are dead guys in training (Tilt Crowely, in EVEREST: Book Two: The Climb, by Gordon Korman).

Byeness!!!!!!!!