Bio:
Tall, black hair, amberish eyes. They're this weird shade of...well it kinda looks like amber, but a bit on the dark side.
COME TO THE DARK SIDE!!!!! We hate Justin B. and have Cookies!!

Favorite shows/books/comics/and other things:
ElfQuest
TMNT
Young Justice
Batman and Beyond
Criminal Minds
Swat Kats

I like to think of myself as fun.

I'll crack inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times.
(Like this one time, this teach was bein' a real bitch and hanging around this one guy. So i said, "Will you two take this to your crate? Nobody wants to see a bitch in heat.")

I'm all for pranking the people we hate by any means.
(Once, i took a 'freind' on a walk through town. We visited my brother at the meat shop-place thing. I bought some raw meat without her knowing. I took her a guy's house that has this sign that said 'Beware of Dog'. You can probably guess the rest.)

When someone meets me, i will do somthing that will shock the shit out of them so they'll never forget me.
(I climbed up the side of my house when we first moved here without rope and crap like that. I screamed that i was Spiderman at my neighbors. They still won't talk to me.)

I know a writer on here, JCRazors. We hang a lot. That chick is crazier than i am. We blew up her driveway~~~her idea, mind you. Cops, news-people, firefighters--the whole works bc of a pipe bomb.
(Just don't tell anyone i told you. O.~)

Honestly, i don't care if you flame me. But if you flame me for no reason, I will flame back. Its not to be mean, and if you have valid reasons then go ahead, but what i hate is when people flame just so they can try to destroy another person...read below and you'll catch on real quick.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Although its priceless to watch you strut those fake boobs.
Or how you're idol is some crack head movie star.
Where will your future go if you listen to their delusional talk?
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Although its funny to watch you play suck up and teachers' pet.
Or how you give him/her your body for an A+
I can count all the times a girl and boy have come out of it strong on one hand.
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Although its sad when you're beaten and/or raped.
And you still go home smiling and haunty to those around you.
Its sad
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
You never won that award because its not real
Your father was the jugde
Outside beauty is nothing but a lure
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Just because you use your money for the newest fashions
Instead of helping those less fortunate
Children die of starvation every damn day
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Perfect is a fantasy~~~Not real
and you've crashed more times than half the school put together
Don't say its prep
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

You've done nothing here but push your insecurities and fears onto another person. When, in actuality, I am the person you want to be. I can laugh out loud at a perverted joke. I can read and walk at the same time. I can fix a car. I can make rotten egg bombs and toss'em. Ekk. Unless i know you, i won't judge. My writing isn't copied from a kid two yeards older than me. I wear what i want when i want to. I go against the crowd publically. I don't care what people think. I encourage my friends and family. I'll take the blame for my own actions instead of pushing it on to other people. I am me.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A Last Night Kind of Moment...(it happened last night when Jc came over and walked right into my house with the spare key i gave her.)

"Holy Hell! What the fuck are you doing?!"
"Be quiet. That's an oxymoron, keep it down and I'm not doing anything."
"That's not what i mean you perv! Tell me this isn't what it looks like!"
"But it is what it looks like...Shut up."
"Have you lost your damn mind?!"
"I'm about to lose my hearing...knock it-"
"So that is that?!"
"That is what?"
"That. Is. That?!"
"Yes...?"
"Why! Why would you?!"
"Why wouldn't i?"
"I think I'm going to be sick!"
"Quiet! He's sleeping!"
"Oh. Your little brother is down here with you...?"
"What clued you in?"
"So...that's why your watching...?"
"The vomit inducing, brain drilling, annoying as all Bareny at 2 in the fucking morning? DUH!"
"Oh."
"He had a bad dream. Come join us!"
"NO!"

And i'm thinking to myself, why the hell are you in my house at 2 in the damn morning?! Why? Why were you, Jc.? Answer me!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"
A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

24 Funny pranks to do in an elevator.

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
4.Swat at flies that don't exist.
5.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
6.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
7.Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
8.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
9.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
10.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
12.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
13.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
14.Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."
15.Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
16.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
17.Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction.
18.Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
19.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
20.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21. frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "too late"
22. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" really loud while you push every button
23. Say "Ding!" at every stop
24. Say "I wonder what these do" then press the warning buttons.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
when I grew up I was BLACK,
when I'm sick I'm BLACK,
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
when I'm cold I'm BLACK,
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
when you are born you're PINK,
when you grow up you're WHITE,
when you're sick, you're GREEN,
when you go in the sun you turn RED,
when you're cold you turn BLUE,
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Johnny Brought A Gun To School

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you",

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
-I've used this one-

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
-Used it-

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
-Used it-

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
-Used it-

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
-Used it-

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
-Used it-

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha'

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

A totally me moment...

Him: I'm not small
Me: No, your short.
Him: Am not!
Me: Dude, you're like, four foot tall.
Him: Oh. You weren't talking about...never mind.
Me: What? Were you thinking i was saying...? Dude! Perv much? Well, at least some of us aren't questioning our masculinity. *evil smirk of darkness*
Him: You're a freaking girl! What the hell do you know about...damn it. Nevermind.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.