Jessie B524
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Joined 09-29-01, id: 115882
Author has written 4 stories for Everworld, and Harry Potter.
I am a 17-year-old. Yep, I'm a big girl now. I can go to R-rated movies. Teehee. I'm currently a DQ employee. And here's a little life lesson. Do not combine excessive ice cream, a slashy mind, Vanilla Coke, no sleep and Saved by the Bell. I cannot get the images out of my head.

Everworld and Harry Potter slash are my passions. And the HP part doesn't even have to be slash. That's how obsessed I am. Well, I wish you all well and happy images of snogging and/or slashy sex. Whatever floats your boat.

May the Marauders one day conquer the Earth. Peace.

And Quotes:

quote: "...And a Jason blow up doll for those of us that *really* miss him..." -Kirk Hammet about Metallica merchandise.

More quotage: "We're peddlers of smut and unholy wickedness." -Lodie

"Politically incorrect and fucking proud of it!" -Sandman

What? A quote: "I did not submit. I did not tap out. In fact, some people would even say I enjoyed it." -Raven

Take a wild guess: "Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?" - I don't know

"Come squeeze and suck the day..." - Almost positive it's from a Met song

H*QTpie: Question. Who's 'the day'?

"I'm the root of all that's evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie." - 'Fire, Water, Burn'- the Bloodhouse Gang

"I'm lookin' California and feelin' Minnesota." - 'Outshined'- Soundgarden

xoxoxo the Hardcore QTpie xoxoxo

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The Silver Kiss by Tynkerbell reviews
After the war everything would be perfect. Leading up to the War there was so much anger, they didn't expect it to follow them after. [Warning: graphic] [Chapter Seven Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Complete
The Affairs of a Calendar by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Chris/Jalil SLASH and C/E] After Etain's marriage, Christopher finds unexpected solace in the night. If you refuse to think above falling in love, does it still happen? Only time will tell.
Everworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2003
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Realization in the Life of the Average Student reviews
A series of stories where some of the kids at Hogwarts realize the war, life, and what they're really made of through a common incident. Hermione gets a little racy... A tad bit more swearing... Just wait until Harry's, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Astronomers and Oceanography reviews
GL FemSLASH. Set after Hogwarts. No fluff, angst. Ginny tries to find her way through some issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Ginny W., Luna L.
What's Your Poison? reviews
Don't drink if you're a lightweight. Don't fall asleep in the beds of others. And always talk to your bed partner after a night of wanton drinking. D/C ::SLASH:: Ch. 2 up really soon. R/ NC17 now! Like it did in the story, it just sort of happened.
Everworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003
Help Yourself Out reviews
My first Everworld fic... Yay! Please R&R!!! D/C slash, NC17, no I wish, it's just PG13 for language & makin' out
Everworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2002