I'm some years old. I live in a place. I'm a person. And I like to eat food. Especially chocolate. BUT! I WILL disclose this highly classified information about myself! My name is Riley. Hence, OwlRi(ley). Because I apparently looked like an owl as a baby. And my name is Riley. Good story.

Love Broadway shows...my two favorites at the moment are Wicked and Avenue Q...they're absolutely fabulous, dahling. OH! Idina Menzel! BRILLIANT! SHE WON THE BEST ACTRESS TONY!

Like Harry Potter. LOVE unusual pairings...and...yes, send me unusual pairing stories, s'il vous plait!

Terry Pratchett is my GOD. Seriously. There are the midnight rituals and everything. Except not, really.

I tried to get my teacher to get some Terry Pratchett books in his room, and he flipped out on me. He said he only liked depressing things and that there's room in this world for people like him. I just think his students might be less depressed if they didn't read such depressing things as he gives them, but that's just me. He also once refused a sandwich I was offering him when he was really hungry. It was apple butter and peanut butter. He said it was too happy a sandwich for him. Wow. I definitely didn't know that my sandwiches were happy. Note to self: don't give teacher happy sandwiches, it might make him happy and then the world would end.

Also, if you find anything that I've written confusing, I apologize...but somewhere out there, someone is BOUND to understand what the hell I'm talking about, so I'm holding out and keeping with my confusing writing and ways.