"That's so far away, we're not even gonna go there." ~Me.

"When in doubt, cheat." ~Me

"The Slash-peds!" ~My dad

"The Dude!" "Who?" "The Dude!"

"Just let me push the button, Dick!" ~President Bush to the Vice President. In my sick mind.

"Hey! You! Sex!" ~Bre

"I loved Lily and James... especially James!" ~Bre, at my halloween party

Me and My Friends, during Non Public and/or Sleepless Activities:

"Hello! I'm Percy Weasley and I have a 4-foot pole stuck up my ass. Mum left me in charge. Ginny, go to your room before the boys corrupt you. Fred and George, if you play one more trick I will put you in the closet.. Not that way Fred!" ~Me, on a suger high during a sleepover.

"And Quirrell is like 'DIE' and Hagrid's like 'LIVE!' and Draco's like 'DIE' and Hermione's like 'I'm RUNNING TO SAVE HARRY's ASS' and Snape is like 'Don't fall off the broom, don't fall off the broom' but no one knows that." ~A basic summary of the Quidditch game in HPatPS

"If Dumbledore smiles, eats a lemon drop, and tells Harry to continue f--king his potions master, then that's f--ked up." The Brilliance That Is Bre.

"I thought you were studying math?" "I am. See, Remus-Sirius=Remus-Sirius." "Then what's Remus+Sirius?" "Slash." ~Me and Mal.

"I need a Bunny!" ~A temporary loss of sanity :D

""Here's your Happy Meal. Would you like slash with that?" ~Brian on AIM

"Oh my god... can you imagine dancing with the hot elf [Legolas] to this song?" ~Mom, listening to 'Lady In Red.'