Greetings younglings! I am a formal British professor from the Isles, and in my profession, give long, boring lectures. Sadly, my fellow staff does not recognize my genius, therefore isolating myself from urban civilization to maintain my sanity has become a priority. The cloths that I wear have been tailored to suit my every need, including the buckskin pants. Having been recently rejected from the Peter Jackson film The Lord of the Rings, I have found solice with a group of mild tempered nudists.

As a child, I had been deprived of playgirls, and quite openly reveal my sexual needs in a self exhibiting manner. These stories are a product of so. Please enjoy.

fan: Encore! Encore!

author: As a professor, I have no actual social life. Therefore, I request, formally, that you encourage my writings by offering a small donation the size of a convertible. This will help me in my studies by giving me leg room and a back seat for further investigation.