If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too and we can always steal milk)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?!

6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...

8. WORLD DOMINATION!

9. You can curse, talk about how amazing death is, and talk about blood, and not get sent to a counsaler or an Asylem!

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Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (we have candies, sweets and cookies) I know You Want to... and so do the bunnies.

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Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side.

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Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side.

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Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile and help him achieve world domination. So Copy And Paste!!

('.') This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination!

Beware the bunny!

if you have crazy psychopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

If you ARE insane, copy this into your profile

Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421, Invader Cakez, Invader Viceroy

Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

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STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND FINALLY

NOW UR LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.

ATTENTION: We need to stand together and spread our numbers throughout the archives! Sound Soldiers, past this in your profile and add your name here! Our goal for IZ Sound Soldiers is to spread it to Pokemon authors, our goal for HM Sound Soldiers is to spread it to Harry Potter authors, our goal for pokemon is to spread it straight to Kingdom Hearts authors. Normally I'd do this myself, but I shoot the shot you hear around the world, you all send it through the loudspeakers. Sound Soldiers and your archives:

Invader Cakez Invader Zim Pokemon Harvest Moon Soul Eater Animal Crossing

You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, Invader ShadowWolf, Invader Cakez

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers. (LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons...

Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney

Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev

Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon

MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2

. . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu

make applesauce! -FrostDeman

... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?)- Cresle Generation X

... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never

...Make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it -Rainsong or Moonfeather

... Squirt them in Life's eyes, rendering him powerless. Then harness his limitless power to assassinate the president and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! - Moonstream-Sunstripe

...tell me about your cookies! -Spottedpaw13

...eat cherry pie. I mean seriously, which would you rather have? -Rainhead

... Turn around, throw them at a window, then blame it on your neighbor, get them arrested, and last of all, LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW YOU DID IT WITHOUT EXPLODING! -InvaderTyleana

...Throw them at rush-hour traffic, causing a terrible accident and killing several people, then wet yourself laughing uncontrollably. Oh, and possibly make some bad pun about how their cars must have been lemons.- Invader ShadowWolf

...wonder who released the moose. Because everyone knows that the moose used to give out lemons on National Pi Day. -Invader Cakez

...Take Over The WORLD! -InvaderViceroy

If the world was conquered, I'd rather it was by Zim. If you agree copy and post this to your profile.

When I take over the world, show me you logging into your fanfiction account as I hold you by ToastPoint so that you can become a low-ranking official as opposed to a slave.

Warning: INSANITY INCOMING!!! Oh wait, it already hit you. Sorry about that.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (all of these are true)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.

I, Invader Viceroy AKA The Weird Insane Guy Who No One Understands(TWIGWNOU),do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the revolution

..because, well, there's this guy.
He's piloting the other ship. And he's called the Enemy.
You can tell he's the Enemy because he's the one who isn't cooperating with your plan. -Ken Burnside, of Ad Astra Games