Hi. I'm Sam. I'm an overworked 15 year old who lives in a suburb of Ottawa. There's nothing but politics and old people here. We aren't the type of city to get any sort of amusement facilities. The most we have is cable and the movie theatres, thank God. So I spend time on the computer, I mean, what else is there to do, right?

I should stop myself there. There is other stuff to do. Like homework. I tend to get large amounts of that, given I willfully am participating in an enriched program at my school. I'm quitting, cause I'm not crazy enough to do grade 11 through that.

I mostly fic in the summer, cause I have more free time to what I want, given the lack of homework, and there aren't many good tv shows either. The Amazing Race, Big Brother, and Six Feet Under all kick ass, don't get me wrong, its just that 3 shows don't fill out a whole week like regular season programming does. I also fic in the summer because nobody is around. My friends desert me, leaving me to babysit young kids all day.

picture me ripping my hair out. good.*

I was in the process of writing something when I started this thing, because I noticed how outdated it was before, and how terrible it sounded. I think I'll go writing again, but first...

waves* Magoo, Nana, Tara, and anyone else I know well who is bothering to read this, hi. Wave back. Its polite... Don't ignore me. Please. I know you're reading this. *stares*

Heh. I don't know what that's about. I think I should lay off the caffeine and sugar or something of the sort. I won't, but I should.

Pigeon: Then you wouldn't have any coke cans to chuck at me anymore!

Sam: Hmm. Good point. Another reason why I won't give up coke, or coffee for that matter. *dies for Timmy's*

Final note: Even though Ottawa is full of old foagies like Paul Martin *cough* Failing! *cough* Hem hem. Excuse me. *giggles* Well, as I was saying, even though Ottawa swarms with old politicians from like, everywhere, I still love it here. I just think they (being the city government) should be nicer to the younger people around here and stop building the freaking golf courses!

Stuff I like:
~Anything related to my tv shows (ER, JoA, SFU, BB5, AR5, Scrubs) is really kickass. *remembers Coop* Aww. I hate TPTB. Coop was the cutest thing ever!
~My music (being mainly what I listed on lj) is also really cool.
~Tara's fics, cause they are what humour writers want to have in their fics. (That being... humour. Right then.)
~ My hamsa! *giggles* I loves it Anna!
~Coca-cola. You can ask for a long story involving complexities beyond the primitive mind, or you can accept that I am the coca-cola goddess and leave it be. You choose.
~Tim Hortons! That place is heaven... second to the coke store. *squeals* That was one cool store.
~Zoolander. I've seen it a thousand times, I'm sure, but I still love it... and quote it too much. In the Derek Zoolander voice, when called for. Or Brint and Meekus. Uh, earth to people who haven't seen it, you're insane. It cracks me up every time.
~My dog. She's cute.
~MSN... I'll never get it (stupid paranoid dad) but I still love it. We had some nice talks on there awhile ago. *tear*
~My imagination. Its not like I'll ever get my own computer, but I can dream about it. And I can dream about other things too... Heh. I won't go further.

I think that's good for now. Wait. One more thing. If you read a parody fic, which happens to be sort of mean to the thing its parodying, let it go. Its a joke. If you didn't like it, but for some reason read it anyways (?) just forget about it. Parodies aren't that common anyways. Nobody is trying to be mean... well, I know Tara isn't. (I'll stick up for you Tara! Yeah! Cause you're my ficfriend and I can't spend an afternoon having as much fun as I do when we have coke(a-cola) and write. *hugs*)

Crap. Its late. I doubt I'll write that fic after all... Oh well. Someone'll give me help and I'll write it, sooner or later.