Age:18

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"

It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"

It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"

It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"

It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"

It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon" It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"

It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"

It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"

It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"

It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"

It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"

It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"

It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"

It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"

It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

And most Importantly...

I'm not a geek, I'm a "Otaku"

If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.

A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, stands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation (WTF???)

P.E.I.N, stands for: Pirates, Encounter, Invinsible, Ninjas

D.E.I.D.A.R.A, Stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art

T.O.B.I, stands for: Totally, Obnixious, But, Innocent. :3

S.A.S.O.R.I. stands for: Sexy, Ageless, Sasori, Oddly, Reacts, Impatiently

H.A.T.E.R.S, stands for: Having, Anger, Towards, Everyone, Reaching, Success :P

Akatsuki is awesome. ALL of them are smexy. If you agree copy and paste this on to your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

JUST QUOTES I LIKE:

"Excuse me, but we're not nerds. We prefer the term 'Intellectual Badass'."

"Perfection is a waste of time." -unkown

"I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!... I'm just criticizing your every move. -Me & a friend

"You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-FotR

"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART." -unknown

"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil." -unknown

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!" -unknown

"I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not." -life

"Being normal is for freaks."-unknown

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you." -life

"All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." -unknown

"If you can't beat them, join them! If you can't join them, bribe them! If you can't bribe them, blackmail them! If you can't blackmail them, kill them! If you can't kill them, you're screwed!" -unknown

OTHERS FROM MORE RECOGNIZABLE SOURCES:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!" -Lord Dark Helmet & Lone Star (Spaceballs)

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I stopped listening ages ago, why haven't you stopped talking?

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on

Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...

Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.

Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks

Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before

"YES, WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."

I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!

They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing

When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands

I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying

Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!

Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, your in another world

Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.

I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP

I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!

I HATE MONDAYS!!

Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!

Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago

When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"

"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...

Re-discovering music you used to love

The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school

Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life

"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-

Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."

1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?

I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong

If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know

When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them

When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer

I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit

Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood

"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...

I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward..

It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.

When you walk in late and everyone stares at you

I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later

If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)

I Wish Some Of My Dreams Were Real

"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."

"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you

"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.

I love when I find money I forgot about!!

Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"

Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap

"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."

Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?

Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory

"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."

I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes

"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."

I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason

I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)

"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."

Listening to a certain song over and over again :D

Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered

Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

THANK YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE, WHO BOTHERED TO READ MY (incredibly long) PROFILE :P CANDIES FOR YOU!! (.)