Disclaimer: I own nothing. This is all Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, WB, blah, blah, blah. You catch my drift. Besides, if I did own it, Spike would be with Fred (or maybe Drusilla), and naked almost every episode. Oh! And there would be more episodes with him beating the un-life out of that great nancy of a grandsire, Angel, cause the conceited ponce needs to get passed himself and all his Naughty Vampire Deeds, cause he's beating that excuse to death...

As for the brilliant Mrs. Rowling, I own nothing there either, nore do I have any affiliation with her. Besides, if I did, Harry wouldn't be a brooder, Hermione and Ron would *FINALLY* do the naked dance, Snape would get himself a pretty, little shag-muffin (Because he needs it in a bad way), Dumbledore would be evil, and I wouldn't change adamn thing about Draco. The boy is perfect the way he was written...although offing that twit, Pansy isn't such a bad idea...