Jumi
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Joined 10-11-01, id: 119422
Author has written 16 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Dragon Ball Z, Game X-overs, ThunderCats, Sailor Moon, and Pokémon.
I'm not very exciting. But since I keep forgetting to put disclaimers on my stories, I'll just put one here:

I don't own any of the characters or trademarked stuff I've written about in my various fanfics here at fanfiction.net. I don't own Digimon, I don't own Final Fantasy, I don't own Sailor Moon, and I don't own anything else I may have written about either. I don't make any sort of claim to these characters, and I'm not making any money anyway, so suing me would be a pointless waste of everyone's time. Thanks. Love ya.

Upcoming stories:

(Most of these don't have titles, because I don't like to add a title until after I finish the story. Then I pick some semi-random title that relates to something obscure to make myself sound l337.)

cloudseph.html - Final Fantasy VII. A shounen-ai/yaoi lemon about Cloud and Sephiroth, on that fateful night in Nibelheim before they visited the reactor.

untitled.html - Digimon. Shoujo-ai/yuri about Mimi and Miyako/Yolei.

untitled.html - Gundam Wing. Shoujo-ai/yuri about Dorothy and Relena.

odin.html - Final Fantasy. Bahamut is kidnapped, and the rest of the Espers/summon creatures set off to save him, led by... Tonberry?!

Love the Island - Pokémon. Jessie and James go to a mysterious and secluded island to catch some rare Pokémon. Unfortunately, an annoying jerk named Reed follows them there, and they have to contend with him rather than the twerps for a change. And despite the title, there's no Rocketshipping... well, except for this one scene...

The Suckiness Saga IV - Various. Seph and the gang are still chasing the sucky characters around, only this time they're led by Edward. Whoo.

Suckémon - Pokémon. A Suckiness Saga spin-off where an unfortunate trainer can only catch sucky Pokémon. Complete with hot thin Pokémon chick and annoying ten-year old boy!

celldiary.html - Dragonball Z. A humor fic about a diary Cell is keeping chronicling his adventures in the afterlife.

That's all. Who knows if/when I'll get to around to writing or finishing these.

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The Suckiness Saga: Suckémon reviews
A hot 16-year-old chick begins her Pokémon journey with a chance meeting with Ash Ketchum and friends. It's really too bad that she sucks.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/7/2001
radiance reviews
A short poem I wrote about Minako-chan for one of my classes. The catch? I didn't mention her name so no one knows she's a fictional character. And I used all lower-case letters and no punctuation to make it even more pretentious!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2001
The Suckiness Saga III reviews
Better than the first two parts, and with less fat and cholesterol! Basically, this is the greatest story ever told. EVAR.
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2001
Disorder in the Court reviews
Panthro is arrested for assault, and during his trial, his sex life is brought into the spotlight, much to the embarassment of his many, many playmates.
ThunderCats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2001
Night at the Galaxy reviews
A new nightclub opens on New Thundera. Naturally, wacky hi-jinks ensue. And there's no telling who might show up!
ThunderCats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/11/2001
Laying the Smack Down reviews
Panthro and Lion-O become wrestlers. ...yeah.
ThunderCats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2001
Kefka Interviews People at a Supermarket reviews
A freaky little fic about the only job cRaZy Kefka could get.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2001
The Suckiness Saga II reviews
The sequel to the greatest story ever told... actually, this one is probably better, with more characters, more action, more jokes, and at least 25% more Sephiroth!
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,865 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2001
The Suckiness Saga I reviews
Quite possibly the greatest story ever told... ever. No, it's not the Bible, it's just the Bible of suckfics, the Suckiness Saga,. the tale of all the characters who suck and are fed up with it.
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/11/2001
A Power Greater Than You Can Imagine reviews
Radditz and Nappa are tired of Zarbon and Dodoria, so they decide to do something about it.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2001
Vegeta vs. Geocities reviews
Vegeta getting h4xx0r3d? Someone is going to pay, and unfortunately this time it's Geocities. Whee yet again!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2001
A Very Merry Christmas reviews
Vegeta goes on a rampage at a local mall! Ah, merriment and destruction around the holidays... ho ho ho whee!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2001
Vegeta vs. McDonald's reviews
Vegeta goes on a rampage at a local McDonald's! He has some anger control issues, huh? Whee again!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2001
Special Delivery reviews
Vegeta goes on a rampage at the post office. Whee redux!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2001
Ten-Foot Rule reviews
Vegeta goes on a rampage at a local Wal*Mart. Whee!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/11/2001
Total Eklipse of the Heart reviews
Sephiroth tries to get a job, Ultimecia kompresses time, and general wakkiness ensues with the kasts of FFVII and FFVIII.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2001