ImSiriuslyInLUV
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Joined 01-21-04, id: 525714
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I'm just a girl, a Sacramento Girl. I like Surfin' USA, sk8er bois, and o goddamn it forget it. I was trying to see how far I could get in my bio just with song titles, but I'm impatient so ya...

Anyways, I like Harry Potter, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Pirates of the Caribbean fanfics the best. Harry Potter is definitely my fav, tho, and the only one I've ever written for.

I do live in California, USA, and I do surf, and I like sk8ing, and sk8r boys. I play guitar, I akm 14, and I live NEAR Sacramento. Well, techniacally, since my dad lives in Sac town and I see him every other weekend I kind of live there.

I like-no, LOVE-the Sacramento Kings basketball team. Don't dis 'em, cus we had a Lakers-Kinsg debate in class and our side won because of me. You don't want to get in an argumant with me, I almost always win.

Hot Guys:
JOHNNY DEPP-hello, People Magazne's sexiest man alive-he is such a genius! I love his work and I think he is one of the greatest actors of all time

SIRIUS BLACK-ok, so I've enevr actually SEEN him, if you wanna be all literal about it, but I mean, come on: he's british, he's got dark eyes, black hair, he can turn into a dog (i luv dogs), and in the 5th book it literally states that he is 'very good looking'. I don't think he's really dead, either.

YOUNG AL PACINO- yes, yes, yes, oh my god, yes, he is (well, was) so fine! of course, i have a horse, so i would never want to egt on his bad side...

JAMES DEAN: original rebel without a cause! How hot can he get? we are still discovering that there is no meaurement high enough for him. Plus he has the greatest quote: "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

STUART TOWNSEND-so hot, want to touch the hiney...*drool* especially in Queen of the Damned

EWAN McGREGOR-it's not so much his looks, though they are good, it's more of his voice. Oh, I love a man who can sing. And hsi eyes, they are so intense. They actually considered him for the part of Remus Lupin, and I am so pissed he didn't get it!

ADAM, FROM THE BAND MAROON 5- again, a guy that can sing. I have a thing for skinny guys, as you can probably see, and Adam has the ideal body type for me. Also, I like his hair.

TOM FELTON- *drool* He is so fine, I wish he was mine...and i love his hair in the 3rd movie!

Viggo Mortensen-Four Words: Should. Have. Played. Sirius. Siriusly...lol. bad pun, but i still luv it. n-e wayz, i think he would have been perfect for the part. at least, looking how he looks in LotR. Dark, messy long hair, unshaven face, instense blue eyes...*sigh* he's perfect for the part. But no. They got Gary friggin oldman. just his last name alone is a turn-off. lol. o well, i guess they could ahev done worse, right?

Other guys I kinda like:
Ashton Kutcher-need i say more? I like hsi hats...

Justin Timberlake-I think he's hto as anything but he sucks at singing and arapping and acting and like everything...except dancing. he reminds me of michael jackson a little.

seann william-scott(sp?)- he's the only really muscled guy that i like. i mostly like him cus he's funny.

heathe ledger-ya, he's hot.

every a&f model in the world. they are all good.

guys i dont really like, but they r ok lookig i guess:

orlando bloom-dont hate me for this, i just dont like him. I dont think he's that cute, i hate his chin, and his nose, and i dont think he's a very good actor. he's ok in LotR, i suppose, but only because elves are too deep to make sense anyways. In PotC, he just sucked, alright?

Clay Aiken- I can't STAND him! He is so annoying, and everyone is like he's so hot and i'm like no he's not! Ruben hella rocks, tho.

Brad Pitt-u kno wut? dont even say it. u all kno he is not that cute. he's got bad skin, and its gonna fall off someday and he'll look like michael jackson. i heard hes an arrogant ass, too, when ppl meet him.

michael jackson-...i m not even going to explain.

peter pettigrew...c wut i said 4 michael jackson.

john travolta-except in grease, i like that

tom cruise-son. of. a. bitch. wants full custody of isabella and connor? i'll give him full custody of the stick up his ass!

girls i like (not like that u pervs!)

sandra bullock-gr8 actress, looks like my mom

nicole kidman-she's a gr8 actress and singer. she's very inspirational and a good role model.

avril lavigne-k so ya, shes kinda a poser...ish. but at l;east she's not afriad to b different.

julia roberts-gr8 sctress, nice person.

julia stiles-she alays plays sum1 mean/stuck up but i met her and she is SO nice!

keira knightely-good actress, really really naturally pretty, and has perfect abs. damn her. though if i had been on taht island w/ jack i would have taken up that offer.

audrey hepburn-so pretty, such a good actress.

lindsay lohan-maybe its cus shes a redhead like me, but i really liked confessions and freaky friday and parent trap and get a clue and all of her movies. shes really pretty too.

women i dont so much if at all

demi moore-ugly, butt ugly, ugly ugly ugly, and is ugly. o, and she is WAY 2 old for ashton.

hilary duff- bitch. stuck up. bitch. slut. fat arms. cankles. and aaron carter cheated on lindsay lohan for her. lindsay is prettier, less whiney, less maintenance, can REALLY sing, doesnt lip-synch if she can help it, and doesnt hav a wannabe sister like hilary. o, and lindsay isnt such a poser like hilary.

penelope cruz-bitch, no wonder isabella and connor donr like her. they cry when she holds them.

winona ryder-i actually like her in mr. deeds but shes a bi-otch in edward scissorhands. and she was a bitch w/ johnny, and she shoplifted when she is rich.

renee zelweger-ok, this 1 is complicated, cus i like her acting and movies, but she has a nasally voice and when she sings its annoying. i dont think she is pretty, and is very bony and gross. her eyes are ugly, her mouth is too, and her face shape sucks ass. otehr than that i like her. especially in bridget jones' diary.

sirius isn't dead. ok i m dont now.

NO I AM NOT!

Here's some random stats about me: (be happy!!!)

NAME: Ashlynn AGE: 15 HOME: California, USA (not in LA, though) HAIR: Auburnish-brown EYES: Olive green HEIGHT: 5'6" WEIGHT: (because I am NOT ashamed of it at all) 117 lbs. INTERESTS: Harry Potter! Yay HP! Pirates of the Caribbean! Yay Johnny Depp! Adam Brody! *drool* THINGS I BELIEVE IN: NOT God. Honestly, I DO NOT believe in God, I believe in Darwin's Theory. People, READ the Da Vinci code. There is PROOF that God doesn't exist. Buddhism is okay because it's very peaceful and it's more a state of mind. Also, Buddha was a real person. So was Jesus, actually. But a NORMAL person. Also, I believe that the Holy Grail is exactly ewhat it says it is in The Da Vinci Code. I love that book. That's it for now. Maybe I'll add more later.

Interview With A Mermaid reviews
Hermione goes down to the lake one day for an essay on mermaids, but gets much more than she bargained for when a beauty spills her heart out about a sexy affair with a young Sirius Black, and the lasting effects it has had on her immortal soul. NOT SBHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.