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![]() Hi, I'm thatGuy1331 (real creative isn't it??? :P) (my profile pic is not mine!! I found it on mybabysittersavampire.wikia.com) I don't really know what to write, so here is some random facts about me: - I'm a guy (no way!!) - Shows I like: My Babysitters a vampire (Huge Bethan FAN) Once Opon A Time Mentralist Gravity Falls The Social Network (love it!!!) - I also enjoyed the book 'The Seven Ancient Wonders'. - I really like weird/supernatural/freaky stuff. Story's!!! Busy with my first one, stay tuned! Don't really know what more you want to know about me so, on with the: NORMAL PEOPLE Vs MBAV fans Post this if you are a fan! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think geeks are ugly and weird. NORMAL PEOPLE: Aren't afraid of Vampires. NORMAL PEOPLE: Love Twilight! NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't even know what a "Seer" means. NORMAL PEOPLE: Will think of telling an adult if they're having problems. NORMAL PEOPLE: Have no problem if they saw a guy with fake fangsin their mouth. NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't really need a babysitter. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in la la land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile. Orange If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!!! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? He who laughs last thinks slowest. When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say psycho like it's a bad thing... Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Love your enemies. It pisses them off. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight. You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you. I am not weird... just plotting. I don't obsess! I think intensely! Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you and highlight: I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against all races. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek. I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (That's a compliment!) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy. I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. Jokes!!!! My Mum laughed at me when I said I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta. What do you call cheese that's not yours?--Nacho cheese. I hate street performers. Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk. Man goes to a doctor and says: the shortest joke ever: "bieber" Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? -- A refridgerator. Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? Q. Where do polar bears vote? Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane? Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? Q. What's brown and sticky? Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? Q. What dog keeps the best time? Q. Why did the tomato blush? Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Q. How do you make a tissue dance? Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom? Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Q. What did the water say to the boat? Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other? That's all folks!! |
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