random band quote:
Q.:How many color guards does it take to turn on the metronome?

A.:7; one to hold the metronome, two to look for the big blue button, three to tell them how they are doing it wrong, and one to actually push the button when it's found

random theater quote:
thespianincest: the dating of someone within the same theater.

random youth group quote:
It's a love triangle! (while drawing a square with her finger in mid-air)