Michelle-

Call me by my name if you must.

Some quotes:

Peter: "When I get bored I play with pencils." Me: "When I get bored I play with needles."

Mom(to Allie): "How's the pizza?" Allie: "I don't know..." Me: "YOU JUST ATE THREE SLICES!"

Me: You know what sounds good?
Crystal: what?
Me: You and me in a room, filled with the sounds of angry guitars and lots of breakables =)
Crystal: sounds good.
Me: -nodnod-

Allie: I got a necklace and barclet today oh and chappystick
Me: Cool
Me: I got cramps xD
Allie: Lmao

Alexander: "Don't drink and Dance."

Cheeto: "Give a pmsing woman anything she wants..."

Me:"I'm gonna choke, Please stop until I swallow"

Me: ...im so weird
Me: I opened the bottle of hand sanatizer and had the urdge to squeeze some into my mouth
Crystal: ha wow.
Me: I mean it kills 99.9 percent of germs, it has to have something toxic in it right? but even knowing that I still had the urdge.
Me: I'm ashamed.

Bianey: SEX ON A BUN! Me: YUM!