Name: Banunches. who says it ain't a real name?

(*Squeaky voice in head says "It isn't, you know"*)

Well, just pretend it is!

Like i could fool you. My real name is Freda the evil, all singing, all dancing, all knowing, slightly dense but prefers to be called hard of thinking computer brained Scottish llama, who intends to become the future ruler of the world, is a control freak and is damned proud of it!

I don't know where the name came from, it might be best to ask Gillian, for she is the all-powerful one.

(yeah right. God help the world if that were true!)

That's better. Now I've confused you all, I shall continue

Age: 16

Gender: Female, and if you couldnt tell that from the name I suggest you crawl back into your burrow for a while

Hair: Brown.And red. And orange. And some rather odd purple stripes. It looks seriously awful.

Update: I have scrapped the kooky hair. It is now mouse brown. In layers. With a side parting. Is that too much info? Am I boring you now?

Eyes: Blue. Mid blue. So fascinating.

Ears: Check.

Nose: Check. I think. I mean, it could just be my mirror playing tricks on me. I can't see my bleepin' nose so how am I supposed to know that?

Why is my mirror playing tricks on me? Do you know what it's like to be lied to?

Likes:

Lord Of The Rings,and Harry Potter

writing and reading fanfic about the above (obviously, or I wouldnt be here),

running about,

generally wreaking havoc and freaking people out,

reading( when I sit down for long enough),

make believe stuff

Fave LOTR character - Aragorn because Viggo Mortensen is just sooooooo hot! I also really like all the hobbits, because they are so damn cute!

(*drifts off into daydreamy fantasy involving Viggo Mortensen, several random hobbits, chocolate sauce and then a jacuzzi*)

(*Loud crashing noise*)

Ouch, that hurt! why is that damned reality so hard?

Dislikes
F!!KN exams. Whose bright idea was it to do six Highers at once? (oops, it was mine!)

Um, that's about it, really.

So how are you?

How am I?

How is the world?

The world's in a right state.

And I know things.

That's probably why those men in white coats are out to get me, you know.

Before you say I'm crazy, its as bad as you could possibly imagine because they are out to get us all!

I think theyre just jealous cos the voices only talk to me...

(*Aforementioned guy in white coat grabs shoulder with his gnarled hand and yanks away from computer screen*) * * * *
(*upon return*)

Ok, I gotta go now! Homework to do, chocolate to eat, worlds to save,and all before bedtime! Oh what a simply divine time I shall have this evening!

And I will leave you with these random words. Of wisdom, i believe

Cheese

Bagpipes

Elephant

Pink

Telephone

Switzerland

Sofa

Happiness

Fountain