Jack: don't dat make ya feel so special?

glares at him*

As you can see I happen to be obsessed with newsies and well Jack!muse is my favorite hehe, he is always butting into my brain and sending me plot bunnies.

Spot: what about me huh? Jeez! Ya don't give me no credit, no respect!

OK fine then theres the Spot!muse who also pops up every once in awhile and only cuz he gets jealous hehe

Shoutout to my crazy goils! JACKAL AND ORACLE!!!!

HEHE
Well there is your inside look into my crazy little brain I know your all like um i hope i never meet her on the street but seriously im not insane, really! I promise.

Ok I'm writing this new story Fighting Hearts and in it is Jesse James...I just want to state that it isnt historically accurate cuz Jesse James Died in 1882. If you wanna read more about Jesse James click here:

OH AND HERES A PICTURE OF HIM!

sry for the historical inaccuracy...but i wanted to use a well known outlaw and Jesse James just kinda popped into my head...well READ FIGHTING HEARTS lol.

Through a Random Email Session with SITA BITA

Sita*glares at Blink* You touch Curly-Hair boy, you die, got it? You're mine. Or Mush's. Or Race's. Depending on how I'm feeling that day.

Blink: *re-reads* Wow. I feel like a whore.

Sita:You are! *beams*

(LUFFLE YOU SITA)

The next email she sent was as follows:

Sita*laughs hysterically*

Sita:Okay, I need to go do me some homework. *beams*

Blink: Uh... what about me?

Sita:... go play with Raven for a bit!

Blink: NO! NO, FOR GOD'S SAKE, NO!

Sita*hands him over* Amuse yourself in any way you see fit for the next few hours. *smiles cheerily*

Blink: *cries*

POOR BLINK *rubs her hands together and gets evil grin*

COME HERE BLINKY!!!

Blink: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

INTTRODUCING-THE WORLD ACCORDING TO MATTIE! Note: Edited for your laughing enjoyment :)

. Do you write print or cursive : yep
. Height : 6'1" i think
. Shoe size : 12 (you know what they say about guys with big feet
. Braces? Color? : no braces!
. Car : GHETTO VAN

Your looks*

. Eye color : changes, and i'm not by a mirror, so i dont' know
. Tattoo's : i think i'll get a "No gerbils allowed" written on my ass
. Would you consider yourself good looking : sometimes people say i do, but i think that's because i'm bigger than them and they're afraid i'll crush them into a fine powder if they piss me off. I dont' think so
. Do you think your hands are soft: only when they're on a lady ;)

*Style*

. Clothes you are wearing now: denim shorts and a t shirt
. Descibe your favortie outfit: denim shorts and a t shirt
. What would you Describe your style as : denim shorts and a t shirt
. How is your hair style now : denim shorts and a t shirt... i mean, kinda short and parted on the left
. Do you wear nailpolish : only on the third saturday of every month
. What color are they now : cream
. Do you paint your toenails : in conjunction with my nails
. What color are they now : almond
. What type of shoes do you wear : sneakers
. What color are they : dirt
. Do you like your style : denim shorts and a t shirt

Family Life*

. Pets : Bugsy Moran ...dog, not mobster
. Favorte family member : bugsy
. Family member you can't stand: all of them from time to time... mostly liam and brigid
. Most annoying : see above
. Cutest : brigid when she's not annoying as all hell

Friends 4 ever *

. Bestest friend : Danny, only cuz he was the first friend i had when i moved out here and the only one during my shy phase, but i still love all you you. (especially my prison bitch ben ;) ;)
. Good guy friends : a friend need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better
. One you can trust the most : trust no one, the world is out to get me. you think i'm paranoid, don't you? DON'T YOU! Well i'm not
. People you have told the most secrets : if i told you then it wouldn't be a secret, would it
. Person you email the most : not sure
. Wildest : define wild
. Funnyest : after a few beers, everyone's hilarious
. Worst couple : anyone that talks about newsies together (I vote kill Mattie for that comment..if anyone agrees Raise your hand *everyong Raises their hand* it's unanimous MATT MUST DIE! LETS LYNCH HIM EEP!)

Favorties*

. Girls names : Female (pronounced Fey-mal-a, said with mexican accent)
. Boy names : fredrico phillipe hernando munez the third
. Superhero : Wolverine. He's a badass and a half
. Ice cream : whatever's on sale
. Article of clothing : fresh out of the dryer boxers (oh so warm)
. Day : every day is a new day
. Holiday : The one when Santa died and came back three days later, so we gotta put of scary costumes and find the eggs so he can go back to the big pole in the north. I think it's labor day
. Clothes brand : didn't we do a whole section on this? (HE SAID DENIM SHORTS AND A T-SHIRT GOD DAMN IT! hehe sry)
. Place : my bed next to a hot chick
. Movie : Nude Raider
. Toy : My ghostbuster toys. I am Peter Vankman

~If I's~
If I were a month, I'd be: octobruary
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 38:74
If I were a planet, I'd be: xenolexia
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a shark of the great white kind
If I were a direction, I'd be: that a way
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: the love couch (hell yea!) (sorry, gotta go with ben there)
If I were a sin, I'd be: the online survey says i'm anger
If I were a historical figure: oddisius
If I were a liquid, I'd be: heh heh heh
If I were a tree, I'd be: climbed on
If I were a bird, I'd be: crashing into a window
If I were a tool, I'd be: swiss army knife (101 uses and counting)
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Thorny (take away the T and you get...)
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: bag pipes (annoying if you can't play them, awesome if you can)
If I were an animal, I'd be: Lion ( to raven)(Tab ask me about this one later and I will explain lol)
If I were an emotion, I'd be: matt-like
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a potato, cuz you can mash them and bake them and fry them and scallop them and turn them into chips and...(someone likes potatoes a little tooooo much for my liking)
If I were a sound, I'd be: DAWOW
If I were a food, I'd be: inedible
If I were a place, I'd be: everywhere you wanna be, like a visa card
If I were a material, I'd be: ummm... flesh?
If I were a scent, I'd be: matt (coming to a cologne store near you)
If I were a religion, I'd be: santaism (not satanism)
If I were a word, I'd be: yep
If I were an object, I'd be: that thing that you dont' know what it's used for
If I were a body part, I'd be: no comment
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: one eyebrow raised
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: pepe lepew
If I were a shape, I'd be a: dodecehedron
If I were a number, I'd be: 4320168574654164.65498431654^3

Yes and this is why Matt is officially psychotic and why I luffle him so *huggles Matt*

OH!!! LOOKY WHAT SITA BITA GAVE ME!!!! INTRODUCING LeatherPants!Jack heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

LeatherPants!Jack: Calm down girl...even though I know you lo-ove my leather. *wiggles eyebrows*

ISN'T HE DREAMY! *faints*

This is for you Sagey: I am female...see my friend Mattie got into my head and well I posted his email survey up here cuz it was hysterical...but I am a Jack loving Fangirl :D