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"There's something out there...someting stupid."-Daria from 'Daria'

"I'm not saying you can' dance cause you're white...I'm saying you can't dance cause you suck." -Jimmy from 'Degrassi'

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessay from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy

"Guns don't kill people-bad fashion does." -Carson from 'Queer Eye for the Sraight Guy'

"I hope life isn't a big joke, beacause I don't get it." -Jack Handy, 'Deep Thoughts'

"If I'm going to be a success, I must be scandalous." -Josephine Baker

"Somebody's boring me. I think it's me." -Dylan Thomas

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221 Sherlollipops by MizJoely reviews
Because we all deserve short sweet treats. Enjoy 221 unrelated Sherlolly one-shots, ratings varying from K to M, often with a side of Warstan.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 221 - Words: 244,919 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
The Note by ScarlettWrites reviews
It was a very ordinary day. The last thing you expected, lay reading in the park, was to have a tall, handsome, extremely famous actor wander over and leave you breathless. Tom Hiddleston/OC fic. I own nothing but the OC. Relatively slow burner with long, drawn out smut- please review and leave ideas/constructive criticism!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Loki, OC
A Little Christmas Spirit by Pipergirl17 reviews
When she feels out of place at an Avengers Christmas party, Darcy seeks out another outcast: the God of Mischief. What ensues? A few good laughs, a few tears, a lot of romance and even some secret Santa. Post Thor: The Dark World (with a few creative liberties taken) (Formatting issues fixed)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Black Ice by ofravenwings reviews
Darcy Lewis always wanted to fly. When she finds a lake covered with ice in the midst of spring, she thinks that skating will be the closest she ever gets. She doesn't know that something dark lies beneath the ice, something that will send her across the universe to a place where Loki is being punished.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
Union by oncomingcompanion reviews
Jace/Clary FutureFic. I'll still love you, he wants to tell her. I don't care who he is. I don't care what you did with him. I'll still love you.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Snow White and the Huntsman:Revenge from the Grave by Davelle reviews
Snow & The Huntsman are drawn irresistibly to each other, the only problem is their union comes with dire consequences for everyone. Can they overcome the fate set against them and come out unscathed on the other side? And if they do, can they live with the cost to everyone around them? *The conclusion has finally been written. Thank you my amazing fans and followers!
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,355 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White - Complete
The Winds are Wild by Lono reviews
The streets are dark and the winds are wild. Won't you come inside? (Birthday gift for Adi who is also Mou)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Knot Your Fingers Through Mine by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Peeta and Katniss and the American Civil War.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,968 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Taking Liberties by Babette12 reviews
Alone, running a subsistence farm in New Hampshire, Bella is visited by a wounded Revolutionay War soldier. Written for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viking's Woman by LifeInkognito reviews
When her Irish Kingdom is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. Age of Edward 2012 EXPANDED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
There Comes You by dakota423 reviews
"He is like the sun: the bringer of light to the frail little dandelion inside of me." Plagued by their inner demons, Katniss and Peeta find a way to come together again and be whole. Post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
More Than This by politiksandprose reviews
He hates Katniss Everdeen, he knows as much. But he loves her, as well. He loves her in a way that he can't explain. And his love for her, sometimes can overpower his hate. Peeta/Katniss. Set after Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,947 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9942 - Favs: 7,269 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Water is Rising Quick by monroeslittle reviews
"Who told you about sex?" his mother demands, furious. She stabs the air in front of her with her fork. "Answer me. I need to know who told my eight-year-old son about sex. Answer me."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 202 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Sun is Gonna Shine by monroeslittle reviews
"But whatever the reason, if you are pregnant, would it be so bad?" post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 268 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
After the Fall by SlimReaper reviews
After Loki falls into the shattered void of the bifrost's destruction, he finds more than he expected. Lemony goodness and non-canon fun. What can I say, I love it when the bad boy gets the girl. Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, prequel to Mirrors and Shadows. Enjoy!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captured Moments by Daughter of the Bomb reviews
Fifty moments shared between Loki and Darcy.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Overwhelmed by Shipperwolf reviews
For the most part, Thor is comfortable and content among the humans. But around Jane, he begins to question whether some of his more inhuman qualities are a blessing or a curse. T/J, Post-movie.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 147 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chocolate Kisses and Robinhood's Barn by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Edward Cullen does not take risks. It's not in his nature to drive cross-country on a spur of the moment invitation or make love to a girl after being with her merely a week. And yet, that's exactly what he does. Because Bella Swan is worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pact by IAmAutumnDawn reviews
Edward treats his life-long best friend, Bella, to a luxurious trip to Las Vegas for her 25th birthday. However, when Edward mentions their childhood pact, things go awry. Here's hoping what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. ;oP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life in Technicolor by meliebot reviews
In the summer of 1955, Edward and a thoroughly modern Bella meet, quickly discovering all that love and life has to bring. Five years later along with a serious case of the lovebug, will it all be the same? *ENTRY FOR THE 2010 CHERRY EXCHANGE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thoughts and Actions by WindFromTheNorth reviews
Edward is irritated to hear some of the improper thoughts his classmates are having about Bella. A sexy smutfic covered in a coating of sweet fluff, completed and ready to be enjoyed...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 6,061 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked by MadLori reviews
He is the last person she expected to bear ink on his body. It's just the first in a series of unexpected discoveries Emily makes about Reid. Prentiss/Reid. NOT connected to "How to Fight Loneliness."
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/26/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
No Easy Way by Secretly Secretly reviews
After Christine leaves with Raoul, Erik is desperate and decides to make a new life for himself. Will he find love?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 232,863 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Erik
What do I Want With Love? by Rae Kelly reviews
A Bogart's Tenement story. Silk is a pickpocket who HATES Spot. But what happens after they are forced to get married?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Spot C. - Complete
Praeclarus Solum by The Weaver Atropos reviews
When Hermione Granger awakens in a stranger's home after a presumed one night stand, she is surprised to discover that what was was lacking in her life may have always been just a few steps away. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,024 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whither by Moonlight by weezer42 reviews
WO, WP. What do you do when the past returns and kidnaps what your thought was your future. Fluff and Angst ensue. Story is rated for intimate scenes between adult fictional characters.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Glory Bound by shortie is back reviews
Jack knew, right from the moment they met, that he could always count on Spot. He'd always only be a brige away.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004
Two Hours by Rae Kelly reviews
A father gets to say goodbye to his son. A mother finds her son. All across the city lives are being changed in just two hours.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004
She Has My Eyes by Nerikla reviews
Jack Kelly made a mistake, and forgot about it. But when the product is a child, can he bear to part with the baby? Observe the whimsical, often unseen side of Jack.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Jack K.
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The House reviews
R for safety If you follow Highway 10 long enough, you'll find yourself in the small town of Perryville, Arkansas. This is where our story begins. "So how old are you exactly?" "122."
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,723 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Jack K.
Somebody Told Me reviews
A collection of random drabbles. R&R.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
Forget What They Said in Soho reviews
Friends with benefits never felt so good. NC17, SpotOC
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Spot C. - Complete
The Boy at the Window reviews
rating changed to PG13 to be safe inspired by 'Peter Pan' Jack Kelley breathed deeply as he climbed the trellis that led to the Newman’s balcony. From there he would be able to hear sixteen-year old, Maggie Newman read to her younger brothers.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Jack K.
Smile reviews
FINISHED! Will Spot be able to help Aslyn hide from her past and realize that life is worth living?
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Spot C. - Complete
Pages of Time reviews
4 girls go back in time (i know it's overdone, but you should still read this story). PG-13 for language
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004