David Falkayn
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Joined 09-16-01, id: 111607, Profile Updated: 01-03-18
Author has written 12 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Battlestar Galactica, Fallout, Mass Effect, Marvel, Dragon Age, Beverly Hillbillies, Bewitched, That '70s Show, Star Trek Online, Chuck, and Kim Possible.

I guess I should write an update to my profile, it's been so long. Well, my mother passed away about two and half years ago and I spent of that time in a pretty deep depression. My mother and I were really close and I took her passing hard. I was, along with my sisters, her primary caregiver for much of her illness, until the course of her disease, Alzheimer's was such that i could no longer properly care for her at home and we had to place her in an extended care facility where she passed surrounded by her family. A year ago to this day, I was rushed to the hospital when I passed out from a cardiac stress test. A week later, I had to undergo to separate operations to fix my heart--I barely made it through. Afterwards, I spent about the first half of 2017 recovering and learning how to appreciate the joys of life and to simply smell the roses. I'm now embarked on my second life and, my depression lifted, I feel good to feel sunshine and light once again. My creativity has returned and I'm back to uploading stories. My goal is to finish all of my stories on my hard drive. So here's what I have and what's coming up.

Who are You: This started off as a BSG 2003 crossover story, but I reworked it where it's an AU story that features a model Six and a whole crew of original characters. I've put most of my time and energy on this story and it's a favorite of mine. It has also attracted some controversy: some people really like it, others really don't and still others aren't really sure what to make of it. Alessandra is not your standard run of the mill Six and I've branched out from official canon while, I hope, trying to stay within the spirit of canon in this story. This story still has a long ways to go and it has undergone so many changes and shifts as the characters voice their opinions and they can be quite forceful in making themselves heard. This is my top priority story right now.

Through the Looking Glass: This is a BSG 2003/BSG Classic crossover featuring Athena and a model Eight Cylon who basically switch universes with each other. This story is about adapting and growing and I'm enjoying writing it. I want to get back to this story as well as I have ideas on where I want to take both Athena and Callista.

That 70s Gate: This story is a guilty pleasure of mine. I got the idea for it from an episode of That 70s Show where Kelso dreamed that he and Jackie were Major Nelson and Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie" with Jackie originally as Jeannie and Kelso as Major Nelson. Jackie then blinked and switched roles with Kelso. When I saw Jackie in the Air Force uniform, I figured, "Why not?" and then ran with the idea. Right now, this is a low priority story.

Betwixt the Bear and the Bull: This is a Fallout: Las Vegas story I've just begun and is very low priority for me at the moment.

All The King's Horses (Reloaded): This story and the next one, in many ways, is a frustrating one for me. Some genres here seem to be more difficult to break through than others as far as feedback is concerned and the Mass Effect one seems, to be brutally honest, to be one of the most difficult of all to break through. To be frank, I feel like I'm banging my head against a wall writing stories for this genre. I do confess I pulled the trigger too quickly the first time I posted this story--I let my frustration get the better of me and pulled the story before it really could find an audience, so I re-conceived and rewrote it. This time, I'm going to give it the time to find an audience. However, it is low priority.

Strike a Pose: I want to get back to this story because it was a fun story for me to write. It's also something of a heretical take on FemShep--which was one of the reasons why it was so fun to write. Here, I'm trying to get away from the "Tough Chick with Gun" stereotype by making Carrie Shepard basically the exact opposite. On the priority scale right now though, it's relatively low priority

I also have a Dragon Age: Origins/Marvel crossover I really want to get back to--it's high up in priority for me as it not only takes place in the Dragon Age universe, but also in a Marvel continuity of my own creation which diverges with Marvel Continuity at approximately 2002 or so.

My Marvel Universe: I have several stories that take place in a Marvel continuity that I had developed in the early 2000s. Basically, i think that the best age of comics was from about 1970 to 2003 or so. 1970 is pretty much near the end of the Silver Age and comic artists and writers were beginning to grapple with adult themes. The rest of the 70s saw that development grow and storytelling really taking on new dimensions with Dark Phoenix and similar story-lines. To me the 1980s and early 90s were a high point in comics. You had enough of the old timers who believed that their job was to first entertain and second deliver messages, but at the same the Young Turks were coming in challenging the status quo and forcing the old timers to up their game. Unfortunately the 90s saw the comic crash and a slew of very poor story arcs (Clone Saga anyone). I have to be honest, I've tried, but I can't get into the new comics. Maybe it's just because I'm an old fogie set in my ways. i also realize that I look at the 70s through the 90s through the lens of nostalgia. There were plenty of stinkers during that period, and I'm sure some good stories being told today--it's just that, for me, the period of the 70s through the 90s was a special time for comics and I hope once I post some of my continuity stories here, that if you haven't already done so, that you might want to go and give those issues a looksee. A few of my continuity stories were posted years ago on Luba's website, but before I bring them over here, I'm going to have to do some massive reediting to bring them within fanfiction.net's acceptable standards. I don't know when or which story from this continuity I'll post first, but I'll let you know when it posts.

Take care, everyone and write because you enjoy it--not because you have to.

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Queen's Gambit Accepted by fahRENheit2006 reviews
Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Ch 31: Sam suffers through PT but creates a better way to have deeper conversations with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,780 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Shepard (F), Samantha T.] Ashley W., Liara T'Soni
Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,216 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Varric T., Hawke (F)
Cullen's Charge by Tishina reviews
A mostly humorous story about a Dalish rogue Inquisitor's friendship with Cullen. I asked, what would a Dalish miss most? The result was the children's charge ("Cullen"). That led to how their friendship developed. No violence. (Ch 24 is the final chapter) Disclaimer: Cullen and most characters are property of Bioware from their DA: Inquisition game. Zima is mine.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Cullen, Cassandra P., Solas, Lavellan - Complete
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Marie Kollman reviews
When a mysterious woman from Shepard's vision on Eden Prime suddenly appears years later on the Silversun Strip, the finest minds aboard the SR-2 work to uncover her origins. But, as the crew soon discovers, science doesn't hold all the answers. How could Abby Cousland have sacrificed her life to save Ferelden only to awaken on the Citadel? And, more importantly, why?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,774 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Shepard (M), James V., Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Out of the Blue by Stuart James reviews
These will be one-shots and scenes that don't really fit into 'Blue', but I thought were interesting/amusing. Some are outside the main 'Blue' stories, others run along side but not necessarily linearly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012
A Rogue's Heart by Wicked Raygun reviews
For Xander Harris, the Hero of Ferelden, sacrifice is only the beginning. He ends the Blight, only to return to the home he no longer has a place in. Xander/Leliana.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,418 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Xander H., Leliana
Rhapsody in Blue by Theodur reviews
A tale of romance between Commander Morgan Shepard and Dr. Liara T'Soni, from the mines of Therum to the streets of London, and beyond. As of Chapter 122, the Reapers have been defeated and this story has moved into post-war territory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 153 - Words: 559,268 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] - Complete
Momentum by ninja-v reviews
Shepard took the leap willingly to end the Reaper War once and for all, but instead she was awakened in a foreign world, forced to fight a whole different war.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Shepard (F)
Blue by Stuart James reviews
As Verity Shepard grows up on the colony of Mindoir, she learns that not all of the galaxy enjoy her inclusive view of the aliens that the humans have recently encountered. One terrible event shapes her future and throws her into the galaxy alone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 115,136 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
The Long Road by trekaddict reviews
With the battle of New Caprica behind them, the Colonials have not seen the Cylons for months, and routine settles in. However then a sudden discovery floating in an uncharted system threatens to send the fleet on a course unknown and unimaginable, towards danger and redemption alike. Rated T for some mild violence and a few naughty words.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,592 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012
Mass Effect 3: Perspective by kab.neenan reviews
This work follows the events of the third game in the Mass Effect trilogy through a cast of original characters, lead by one June Shin.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012
Mass Effect: Newton's First Law by Raven Studios reviews
If the Normandy's crew knew what they were in for, they would have stepped back to wonder if they were in the wrong line of work. But when serving with a crew like this, it's not all bad news, all the time. Snapshots of Mass Effect in 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 246 - Words: 258,039 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
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Who Are You reviews
AU diverges from canon with the Kobol/Caprica story arc while keeping to spirit of canon. Alessandra d'Orsini, Contessa Terranova and an officer in the Terran Navy is sent to investigate a previously uncharted area of space. One problem: She's a model Six Cylon who was found by the Terrans ten years earlier. Adama, Roslin, and the others discover that choices have consequences.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 180,490 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Number Six
Mockingbird's Song reviews
Bobbi Morse, aka Mockingbird, rejuvenated thanks to a combination of the super soldier serum and Kree technology, will find herself in Middleton as part of a SHIELD team tasked with keeping an eye on Kim Possible who will slowly find herself in waters over her head.
Crossover - Marvel & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/5
She's Cast a Spell on You reviews
Team Bartkowski meets Team Hocus Pocus and a little magic in the form of a grown up Tabitha Stephens and her cousin and roommate, Serena, join the party. Pairings: Chuck/Sarah; Casey/Serena; Casey/Tabitha; Devon/Ellie; Darrin/Samantha; mystery pairing
Crossover - Bewitched & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,886 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/23/2018
Kiss of the Raptor reviews
A Romulan warbird finds itself in the ME Universe as Subcommander V'lana Avesti discovers that both universes face a common menace. Story begins at beginning of ME2 and will continue through to ME3. Events will diverge from canon-they have to in a story like this. I'm rating this story M because V'lana has a potty mouth and adult situations. Better safe than sorry.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Star Trek Online - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,521 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Kaidan A., Miranda L.
Infinity's Child reviews
Every journey begins with a small step. This is the beginning of Evelyn Cousland's journey through the multiverse. I've dropped the rating down to a T rating-I don't think there's anything in it so far that brings it to an M. Should the content rate an M, then I'll alter it accordingly. Now, Evelyn and her new friends face dangers in the Circle Tower.
Crossover - Marvel & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Cousland
There's a Little Hotel reviews
Something of a crossover really with Petticoat Junction and Green Acres. Intended as a tribute to Donna Douglas.
Beverly Hillbillies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Elly May C. - Complete
Nothing to Report Ser reviews
A brief tale dedicated to the lowly Requisitions Officer
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Inquisitor - Complete
Through The Looking Glass reviews
Athena must find a new home for herself when she is thrust into a completely new universe and in the process finds herself part of prophecy. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,713 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012
Strike a Pose reviews
The adventures of Carrie Shepard before, during, and in between the time covered by the ME games. Trying for self contained stories, chapter 6 is now up
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Garrus V., U. Wrex
All the King's Horses Revised and Reloaded reviews
This is a revision and rebirth of All the King's Horses and tells the tale of how humanity returned to the stars years after the destruction of the Reaper War. It will involve some familiar names and faces as well as original characters. I'm rating this story M for mature content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
That 70s Gate reviews
Jackie Burckhardt has to confront her past to save the future. Resumed and revised story.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Jackie B.
Betwixt the Bear and The Bull reviews
The story of young Courier Catherine Foster's rise to power. This story is rated M because well...it's Fallout...'nuff said!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Courier