Ambie: Hello, you've reached the joint account of Liam and Ambie! We're twins, and Liam doesn't have an email because he lives in the stoneage-

Liam: I do not! I just don't like technology.

Ambie: Exactly! So, we have to share an account. Screw you Liam!

Liam: I am a person with feelings, ya know!

Ambie: Really? I thought you were a monkey!!

Liam: I hate you.

Ambie: Same here. Anyways, we live in somewhere in Wales-

Liam: The weather here sucks.

Ambie: Agreed. Now stop interuppting me!

Liam- No thank you.

Ambie: *facepalms* Okay, so you know enough about us-

Liam: But they don't know I have insanely good looks!

Ambie: No, Liam. You don't.

Liam: *yelling* DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!

Ambie: Okay, so I'm just going to save this! Bye!!

Liam: Adios.