Looking for info about me? I'll be online (I've been going on less since I've discovered this site, but I WILL be on) and I have a subprofile you can check out, though it doesn't say much about me at all ... BUT my website does say a little about me. Again, NOT MUCH! Ahaha! No. What to say, what to say ... I'm a fan of Redwall, Harry Potter (sort of), the Dark is Rising, His Dark Materials, and other books, fantasy mostly. I HATE historical fiction! Fiction's good though. Non-fiction sucks major a- uh ... bottom! I love writing to death. Not writing like reports and essays, but free-write. Yeah, what else? I hate these bio things but I don't like having a bio with phrases like, "Hello. Okay. That's it for now!"

Okay, fine. Here's a bit of info about me.

My parents got mad at me for putting my name up so it's gone, and my age, and my birthday, and my locay, soo ... My nationality: I forgot. Get back to me on that ... I weight 108 ... I like: Too much stuff. Should I even start? I think I will. I like cookies, chocolate chips, chocolate chip ice cream, caramel, those little macadamia nuts, I can't spell, by the way, covered in chocolate from Hawaii, apple slices, chinese and japanese noodles, sushi, bread with low-fat peanut butter, mushroom pizza, chicken noodle soup (yeah, I'm sort of hungry. Does it show?), clouds, stars, moons, suns, other celestial beings, pictures, writing (duh), going online, watching movies with friends, going window-shopping (not shopping for windows, for you CERTAIN people), camping, ROLLER COASTERS (I love those things!), water guns, laser tag (I've never actually played it before but, heh), dancing jazz, hip hop, ballet (sort of), performing, I could go on and on ... I hate: people without identities, people who are rude and mean and stuff, uh, STEREOTYPES! Hate those. Ew, cucumbers, cooked carrots (I like the raw ones), pickles, oreos, chips.

Ok, I'm finishing that LATER!

PROJECTS

IN PROGRESS - Either saved on my Microsoft Word program, or I already posted a chapter or something or, you know?

1. Redwall - Trill: This is a REALLY long fanfic that's like a book, but there's a lot of content so you can't blame me, right? Anyways ... SUMMARY: A ferret, Sea Lord and ruler of five slave ships, gets more than he bargained for as his domination spreads into the northlands and Mossflower. Main Character: A young mousemaid named Trill, her interesting friends (interesting is the best word I can find), the ferret dude (name is revealed in the story. DUN DUN DUN!!), and some of the "slave chaps". Rated: PG for some of that good-old Redwall violence and death. Warning: Sad parts will probably end up sounding corny, but oh well. I am NOT a good writer when it comes to sad, tear-filled, whatever!

Current Status: I've been jumping around a bit! I'm done with one of the scenes WAY later in the book, but I'm not finished with Chapter Two! Preview: Chapter Two is called: "Trilsune in Blossom" for an obvious reason, but only if you really say it. I'll have Chapter Two up before September! Hehe ...

2. Column - The Yellow Pages for Writers: This is a column I'm trying to do, with stuff (yeah, yeah, yeah, bad word choice, I know) to help writers improve their character development, etc. I'm still waiting for FanFiction to get my email and reply, so I don't know if I'm going to be able to get my own column still. First of all: I'm under the age of sixteen! That's not all that young but you know. Rated: B for boring stuff. The only good thing that'll be in there (if you don't need advice) is my "Topic of the Moment" where I post up pretty much anything I want. Ahaha! No. I AM going to put up a review section for ANYONE who wants their work reviewed! If I get my column up, you'll find the rules and stuff.

Current Status: FanFiction hasn't replied! Grr, I don't think I'll have a column up until, I don't know, NEXT YEAR? And that's a logical estimate from my point of view. NO, I'm not exaggerating! I might just resubmit, or something?

UPCOMING FANFICS - Ideas for projects I'll start on in the future.

1. Redwall - A book that comes after Mossflower but before Legend of Luke. OR I'll write a Martin book that comes before Martin hangs up his sword, or just a Martin book! I have NO idea what this one will be about but I've got other things to do; I'll have time.

Current Status: Haven't thought up a title, the plot, nothing. This probably won't get started until I finish my Trill story AND my "Demented Anonymous Inspiration" story, and my FIRST (only) chapter for Trill had 6,035 or something like that words! Twenty chapters? Grr, a lot of work! This Martin book might be something I'll look at next summer. My Trill story is a full length feature, sigh ...

2. Original - Demented Anonymous Inspiration: This is a REALLY weird original story that I'm planning on writing. It started out as an essay I wrote for summer school, but I'm planning on using the idea (it's sorta creepy, the protagonist listens to this demented voice in her mind and it pretty much drives her insane by inspiring her to do these crazy, whacko things.) The overall plot I can't really think of, but I know that the voice is named the Anonymous (there for the Demented Anonymous Inspiration) and she's a troubled little girl (little, like teenager maybe?) Rated: PG or PG-13 or R for probably some insane violence and perhaps stuff like language. I'm not sure if I'm going to make it THAT intense, but who knows how my mind will drive me? Ahaha! No.

Current Status: I have most of the ideas for characters and overall plot, but I'm not starting this until after Trill. For the few of you anticipating this fanfic, let's just hope that I don't get writer's block while writing my Trill story. I probably won't, but hey, I probably will.

3. Harry Potter - Mark of the Snake: Bad title, but I'll probably change it when I actually start on it. This will be the fifth book and MY version of how things will turn out after Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Rated: PG for some wand-whishing and KABLAMS and deaths and Voldemort insanity (more than usual, how strange!)

Current Status: I dunno. Maybe in two years, after Trill, the Martin book, and the weird story. Who knows?

RANDOM CATEGORIES - I'm planning on writing fanfics for the following:

1. Redwall (of course)
More stuff on the way! Probably the time before Trill and after Taggerung! I hint it in the second chapter of Trill (not up), in the journal of Brother Bumbilo.
2. Harry Potter
Of course, I'm probably going to write the fifth book, sixth book, and seventh book. It wiill NOT be anywhere near Rowling's genius, but it's you know, just my version, course!
3. Original
Hehe, more weird, twisted stories. Some of these will make you laugh, and some make you cry (ha, highly doubt that) and some make you think. Hmm ... Yeah! Just be on the look-out for more of my funky stories!
4. Original Poetry
I've got one really whacked poem about a Cinderalla cow up! It's not wise, it's just whacky. I mean come on, how serious can Cinderalla cows get, huh?
5. Fairy Tales
I'm working on stuff, I'm thinking about a collection of stories about how animals got their markings, you know, those type of "How the Bear's tail got Short" or something.
6. The Dark is Rising
I haven't even read the last book yet! This will take a while, and I might have ot read the books over again because I forgot the story. Later people, later!
7. Animorphs
I really don't have ideas for this one, because most of the good topics have been taken and I don't want to write one of those stupid stories that are really pointless.
8. Tamora Pierce
Gee, I haven't read any of her books in a long, long time, so I've really just forgotten what she's all about! I'll have to read them again or else I'll just make up an anonymous book?
9. His Dark Materials
Hmm, I really don't know what to do for this one. I might write MY version of how the war ends. Who knows ...

Ok! I give in!

Hello. Okay. That's it for now!

By the way, peoples, check out my favorite stories, you'll find some really good fanfics in there, mostly Redwall. I'm a Redwall nut ...