Hello there

I am halfway to reality and a little bit lost. No really if you see me holler, I probably won't hear you.

Books I like; Harry Potter, Graceling, Uglies, The Circle of Magic, Wolf Mark, Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, Talking With Dragons, Magic Bites

TV shows I like; Doctor Who, Scorpion, The Flash, Forever, Elementary, Merlin, Sherlock, The Listener,

Hobbies; needle felting, glass blowing, procrastinating, writing(duh), drawing, meditation, listening to music(all sorts), procrastinating, debating Sci-fi premises, Dancing (any kind), Mixing and using Henna, Archery, Special Effects Makeup, did I mention procrastinating?

Movies I Like; Now You See Me, How To Train Your Dragon, Big Hero 6, Inception, Source Code, Limitless, R.E.D

Breaking News

The Pity Train has just derailed

at the intersection of

Suck It Up & Move On

And crashed into We All Have Problems,

Before coming to a complete stop at

Get The Heck Over It.

Any complaints

About how we operate

Can be forwarded to

1-800-waa-waaa

This is Dr. Sniffle reporting

LIVE from

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” -Albert Einstein

Damn... I just realized I have a donut addiction.

Sayings to live by;