Is this where I say something?

Um... HI!

Okay, so forget the pleasantries, lets just get down to business! Um, business? what business? am I spelling any of these words wrong? Y'know what? I don't care! Okay, so, I love few things, and many, also, I should add, I am the ruler of dorkdom, the throne is mine! MINE! Away you llamas! Anyway:

Movies:
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Moulin Rouge
300
Pirates of the Caribben: 1&2
The Phantom of the Opera
Rent
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
The Producers
Spaceballs
Edward Scissorhands
Finding Neverland
Benny & Joon
Star Wars: All
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Corpse Bride
Sleepy Hollow
Stormbreaker
The Island
The Prestige
Labyrinth
The Neverending Story
Big Fish
Benchwarmers
Damn Yankees
Cabaret
Indianna Jones
A League of Their Own
Howls Moving Castle
Shrek 1&2
Spider-Man

There's more, but I don't really feel like putting them all down

Books:
Eragon
Eldest
Harry Potter: All
The Phantom of the Opera
The Dragonriders of Pern
The Enchanted Forest Chronicles: All
The Chronicles of Narnia: Most
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Hobbit
Secret Window, Secret Garden
Stormbreaker
To Kill a Mockingbird
First Test
Page
Squire
Lady Knight

ditto with movies

Music:
Celtic
Classical
Rock
Classic Rock
Punk(ish)
Techno
some Country
Japaneese Pop
and a lot of all that other stuff that doesn't really have a genre...

everything basically

Television:
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Fairly Odd Parents
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Grey's Anatomy (damn you!)

not really much more...

And now! The time you have all been waiting for! QUOTES! I rule dorkdom, remember that!

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it's not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King

From Pirates of the Caribbean

Captain Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Captain Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Captain Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Captain Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth! Hide the rum.

Captain Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
falls down stairs, holds up jar again
Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

From (book) Eragon

Saphira: After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end.

Saphira: If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off.
Eragon: I love you too.

Saphira: It's funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one

Brom: This is the letter "A". Learn It!

Solembum: Knowing is independent of being. I did not know you existed before you bumbled in here and ruined my nap. Yet that doesn't mean you weren't real before you woke me.

from V for Vendetta

V: I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

and some random crap from my friends and I

"You can't spell 'icky' without Viggo!" - Either Stephanie or myself, about something I'd rather not remember. (luff you!)

"...and today we are not not double negatives." - Me. Don't ask

"It's the worst bloodly nose I never had!" -Me. Again, don't ask

"Dude, did you just spontaniously combust?" - Sam

Me; It's not fair! Why did he get hot after I left?
Stephanie: And the scary thing is that he's popular, too. He's like Chad and Tad off the FairlyOdd Parents. Except, he's white...and black...He's WHACK!!!! -- Stephanie and I, discussing Shawn.

Cosmo: Geology, geography, geometetry. I don't see what the problem is, they all start with 'j.'
Wanda: Here's another 'j' word for you: J-IDIOT! --FairlyOdd Parents...I love Cosmo

"Ah! Man egg! Bad for my psyche, but good for my hair. Ah!" --Timmy Turner, FairlyOdd Parents

Me: How do you spell 'psyche?'
Stephanie: Well, how do you spell 'psycho?'
Me: Ph?
Stephanie: Huh?
Me: Ph...--starts laughing-- That makes a 'f' sound! --Nevermind, long story...I don't think you wanna' know...

"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." --Timmy Turner, FairlyOdd Parents

It's threatening, and romantic! It's threatmantic! --Thank you Cosmo...

"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for others." --Daria Morgandorffer, from Daria

"L...M...Q...squiggly line." --Rocko, from Rocko's Modern Life

Boy: Jane, you ran like the wind!
Daria: Have you ever heard her break wind?
Jane: DARIA!!!! --Daria

"Where's the milk, damn-it?" --Jake Morgandorffer, from Daria

Me; Gah! Forgive me for being hjman!
Stephanie: --Laughing so hard she can't reply--
Me: Humn
Stephanie:--Still laughing--
Me: GAH! HUMAN!!!! -- IM Conversation about spelling things incorrectly. Ironic, huh?

Me: GAH! I was so mad! In the movie, Saphira had feathers on her wings!
Stephanie: She's not supposed to have wings!
--Stephanie and myself discussing the movie Eragon and all of its suckyness

Me: brb
Stephanie: OKay
Me: okay, back
Stephanie: BRB
Me: ha, 'kay!
Stephanie: 'Kay
Stephanie: Back
Me: 'kay
--Stephanie and myself, REALLY random IM conversation, which somehow I felt it worthy enough for my FF.Net profile!

"Is thursday over yet?" --Sam/McAwsome

"Blueyedragon09: Me again, LOL, Cruci-O's would be a great cereal name!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" --Something my username said on a story by McAwsome, called Voldermorts Bloog, it's a 'reply'.

"No no no," cried Toast, "If you squint your eyes really hard and tilt your head to the left, it looks exactly like Abraham Lincoln." --Toast, from McAwsome's story, Summer School.

"Erica! We need more gummy goodness!" -Me/Sam

"Cindy, is there a pig in my hood?" -Sam
"No." -Me
"Then where's the pig?" -Sam
"In your hood." -Ceciela

"We'll make a J.D. sandwich!" -Me
"A J.D. sandwich? That sounds kinky!" -J.D.

"They're like us, only with PhDs." -Sam
"We need PhDs!" -Erica

"We're on a cookie quest to the bathroom!" -Sam, Mr. Gruber told us to go fetch his cookies because we were out in the hall.

"We were utilizing the facilities of this fine establishment." -Sam...all of the sophmores and juniors were supposted to go the the gym, but Sam, Jerrica, Jonathan and I didn't want to, so we roamed the halls, and when someone asked where we were... this was our excuse...though, of course, this is an overstatement.

from Harry Potter

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
--Harry

Ron: Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night. What do you think that means?
Harry: Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.
-- Harry and Ron discussing their dreams for Divination class

'She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!'
--Harry, argueing with himself, thinking about his feelings for Ginny

"Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
--Harry

"There's no need to call me sir Professor."
--Harry

Petunia: Why were you lurking under our window?
Vernon: Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?
Harry: Listening to the news.
Vernon: Listening to the news! Again?
Harry: Well, it changes every day, you see.

Harry: How long have you been 'Big D' then?
Dudly: Shut it.
Harry: Cool name, but you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me.
Dudly: Shut your face.
Harry: You don't tell her to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
--Harry

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
--Ron

"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"
--Ron... 'nuff said.

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."
--Ron

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
--Hermione

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"
--Hermione

"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."
--Hermione

"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
--Hermione

Fred: George, I think we've outgrown a full-time education.
George: Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself.
Fred: Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?
George: Definitely.
Together: Accio Brooms!
Fred: We won't be seeing you.
George: Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch.
Fred: If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. Our new premises!
George: Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat.
Umbridge: STOP THEM!
Fred: Give her hell from us, Peeves.

Mrs. Weaslyey: You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!
George: What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out. There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
--Fred

"You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
--George

From TV show, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: THEY SNUCK UP ON ME!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.

Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?

Sokka: I'm just a guy... with a boomerang... I didn't ask for the flying... and magic...

Sokka: You were a firebender? No wonder I didn't trust you when we first met!

Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...

Aang: You're insane, aren't you?
Herb Woman: That's right!

Sokka: What is that?
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka: Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Sokka: Yeah, we're all gonna get eaten by a giant spirit monster.

Prince Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid.

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?
Sokka: No. I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing really.

Aang: Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!

Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Azula: I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Of course.
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in. Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over...

Ty Lee: My aura has never been pinker!

Prince Zuko: I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Uncle Iroh: No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.

Sokka: You're awfully cute. But unfortunetly for you, your made of meat.

Mai: Please tell me you're here to kill me.

Ty Lee: They're not wads... they're more like bundles... bunches? It has an 'uh' sound...
Mai: Clumps?
Ty Lee: Clumps! They're clumps!

Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?

Toph: I already told you, I don't want to snuggle. The library's sinking. THE LIBRARY'S SINKING!

Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!

Uncle Iroh: I know your not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but...it's just so sad!

Sokka: It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly! Mushy giant friend!

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