Insane Person of the Darkness
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Joined 06-12-02, id: 227682
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
You have reached the bio of Insane Person of the Darkness. she is not available at the moment. So... go away... I'm under construction. As in... there is no relavent information in here. go the www.fictionpress.com and look in the bio over there. There might be something in there. But... maybe NOT!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! If you have something that you need to tell Insane Person of the Darkness about her bio, or must tell her something of dire importance, then email her because I don't really give a shit. This is all just one big recording that will eventually be taken down, but since IPOTD is not here, i can basically say whatever i want, and there is nothing she can do about it! Well... she could dimantle me... or throw me in the trash compactor... or feed me to the Flying Monkies that are in the Wizard of OZ!!! AH! NO!!! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
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This is Insane Person of the Darkness. i apologize for the problems with my android slave. If there is anything you must know about me, email me, or leave me a review with the only fiction i have been updating lately- How Did We Get Here?!... well... its my only fiction right now. Anyways. Thank you. This has been a recording.

Random Question of the Day: If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

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~ Andrea

more useless NoiZE can be found here-http://www.fictionpress.com/~insanepersonofthedarkness - where all my poetry and origonal stuff is posted. Read the poems about Fred. Pretty funny. And my new series "To Whom It May Concern".

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IOHITF or It Only Happens In The Fanfic by Killer Barbie reviews
WARNING: contains Legolasmocking. Elena ends up in Middleearth and meets Legolas, but they don't even like each other. In fact, they HATE each other, but they end up being stuck together on her journey home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,894 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Legolas
Can I Drop In? by ElfGirls reviews
A different kind of fangirl goes to Middle-Earth story. Two teenage girls are transported to Middle-Earth and wreck havoc there during the war of the ring. Not at all what you'll expect it to be! *completed*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Redeeming Dreams by Alodia reviews
Continuance to Unknown Secrets. Legolas' twin sister is no secret to Mirkwood. But what do they do when all havoc reaks...And she may be the cause? Legolas is faced with dreams that very well may corrupt--or redeem--him. What will the outcome be? R/R plz
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Legolas
Unknown Secrets by Alodia reviews
Riania fell in love, with the King of Mirkwood! But he does not turn out to be who you think he is...Now a dragon is after the Princess...and her heir. What will the outcome be? Lots of action! NOT A MARYSUE!!! PLEASE R/R!!! DundunDUN, the end has come!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,948 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002
The Lord of the Sock and Harry Pothead by Death by Bambi Tapes reviews
*Chapter 7 up!*WARNING: DO NOT READ UNLESS PREPARED FOR COMPLETE AND UTTER MADNESS! THIS IS SCARY!! I MEAN IT!! hehe Please R&R!! All reviews will help me rule the world!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Complete
The Three Wielders of the Enchanted Silverware by Mizalaye reviews
**Complete** A whirlwind + Galadriel + REALLY messed-up characters + three teenage girls + bizarre objects + even more cameos + song parodies + sugar highs + evil creations + disorientation + Enchanted Backpacks + Silverware = complete random insanity!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Complete
Don't Tell Mom There's An Elf in the Closet. by The Potions Mistress reviews
Vivienne leads a normal life: captain of the cheerleading squad, soooo beautiful, soooo disgustingly vain. Why, oh why, did HE have to come to HER house? Rating for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 5/31/2002
Epiphany by R.J. Anderson reviews
In the face of a life-changing event, Severus Snape must come to terms with his own uncertain feelings. Sequel to the "Darkness and Light" trilogy and "Lessons".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2002 - [Severus S., OC] - Complete
Lessons by R.J. Anderson reviews
When tragedy strikes at Hogwarts, Severus Snape blames himself. Maud tries to help him, but in the process they are forced to confront both past demons and present fears. Sequel to "If We Survive".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2002 - [Severus S., OC] - Complete
How Did We Get Here! reviews
LOTR/Zelda crossover. The Fellowship finds themselves in a strange world. Now they must find a way to get back to their own Middle-Earth. But what will happen, you ask? hmmm
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,157 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003