GREETINGS FELLOW VIEWER! WELCOME TO-

No no no! That's not a proper introduction, this one is:

Welcome my friends, family, strangers, to this wonderful place filled with serenity, harmony, peace-

Okay okay, so maybe that one didn't work out either. I'm not perfect you know! Anyway, this introduction is golden, I promise:

Let me guess, you've found out about me after reading one of my fan-related poems or stories, or maybe by searching fanfiction.net on Google, Yahoo, or Bing. Though it may also could be that you've found out about me seeing some of my posts in the forms, or on another website I go to, and because you might agree/disagree with some of my statements, you decided to check out my profile before you'd PM/flame/stalk me. Right? Well, however you came here, It's still my mission to tell you guys as much as I can about myself (without saying too much):

Name: Bea- It's pronounced Bee, not Bee-ah. It's not my real name by the way, but most people in real life know me by it.

Age: 17. I'm SO CLOSE, -dramatic pause- yet so far...

Location: One of the New England states (USA).

Current Obsession(s): Rango, Rio, that soon-to-be-released in Cars 2 short Hawaiian Vacation (a Toy Story short. Not links. Use Google and YouTube for further insight)

Color/s: Green, Blue, black, purple...

(least favorite) Color(s): Yellow. Unless it's an extremely light shade, I guess.

Foods: Strawberries, pizza, the usual desserts/pastries, Chocolate, salmon, shrimp, pairs, melon, tomato soup, lo mien, thin mints, broccoli (sad but true), and the like.

(least favorite) Foods: Rasins. that's it. Well, that and prunes, squash and zucchini, and other dried out fruits. -shutters-

Music: Anything really, unless it qualifies on what I like the least.

(least favorite types of) Music: Some rap, and most country (unless it's Rascal Flatts, Martina McBride, Lady Antebellum or Taylor Swift)

Artists: Evanescence, the Goo Goo Dolls, The Carpenters, The Beatles, Creed, 3 Doors Down, Plain White Tees, Papa Roach, The Eagles, Michelle Branch, Ingrid Michealson, Adele, Vanessa Carlton, Elton John, Utada Hikaru, Thriving Ivory, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Mariah Carey, Taylor Swift, Rascal Flatts, Backstreet Boys (yeah yeah, say what you will. Shaduuuuuup), Micheal Jackson, Saving Jane, Sara Bareilles, Lady Antebellum, Green Day, The Script, Christina Perri (she won me through Jar Of Hearts and her YouTube channel. Her first album will be released on May 10. Once it's released, I'm SO BUYING IT!) Vocaloids, and the like.

Movies/TV shows: Eh, most movies and TV shows THAT are good cartoons, like Courage the Cowardly Dog, Rocko's modern life, Angry Beavers, Casper the Friendly Ghost, SpongBob (it's more of a guilt pleasure ever since it's gone down hill, but still), Rocko's Modern Life, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Angry Beavers, Loony Toons, Chowder, Flapjack, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, KND, Scooby Doo (the classics, NOT the newer shows), Tom And Jerry, and The Smurfs (though like SpongeBob, 'tis more of a guilty pleasure). Yet then again...meh, I've watched The Grudge, What Not to Wear, America's Next Top Model (I just watch it out of bile fasination), America's Next Top Model, Ghost Whisperer, American Idol (-sighs- why must it go downhill...) and the news. Also, I LOVE a lot of things reguarding classic Disney, some of their newer stuff (if you ignore the cheapquels, 99% of Disney Channel and most of their later craptastic D-Com's, because I do love The Princess and the Frog and Tangled, not to mention a guilty pleasure for, and will defend it, Chicken Little), and (mostly) Toon Disney (though it's been pulled off, unfortunately) along with everything Pixar- Although I'm not too big about Cars like a lot of people, but I still like it, Dreamworks (say what you will about their earlier CGI stuff, but I don't think that all of it is complete crap. Also, Monsters vs. Aliens is underrated. I don't care if it came after Kung Fu Panda, it's still as good as their newer movies), anything Studio Ghibli, Blue Sky (the first Ice Age, Horton Hears a Who, Robots, and Rio in paticular), most Don Bluth films, Despicable Me, and the like.

Video Games: Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, The Legend of Spyro (same character, two different series), Tak and the Power of Juju (only played the first), Jak and Daxter (ditto), the Kingdom Hearts series (played KH1 and 2, how I LOVE that game! But I haven't played the most reacent games -sighs-), Halo, Phantom Brave, Final Fantasy games, and...I'll say more, if I remember any. And yes, the majority of them are seemingly 'kids' games, but hey- I'll always be a kid at heart. Even if I'm still technically a kid.

Books: The Giver, Gathering Blue (not as good and the The Giver, but still), The Messenger, Stargirl, Love Stargirl, Rules, The Lioness And Her Night, Criss Cross, Shakespeare's Secrete, Number The Stars, All Of The Above, The Penderwicks, All Alone In The Universe, The Outsiders, Taking Wing, Weedflower, My Brother Sam is Dead, Buddha Boy, The Revealers, Gossamer, Little Bee, The Book of Lost Things, Wicked, Little Bee, and other books that I should be reading/can't recall right now.

Hobbies: Interneting, Fan fiction/poetry (but as you might notice,I seriously should become a little better when it comes to updating), writing poetry, (writing) songs, choir/voice lessons, drawing (I want to have a career in the art field in the future, whether it's illustration, graphic design or even Photography. Right now I'm taking a Technical class along side my normal classes for just that), reading, break dancing (like a maniac. And PROUD OF IT!), swimming (for fun), ice skating (for fun), Devil Sticks, things people would consider stupid-but-not-illegal-nor-life-reducing even though I do them anyways, being random, day dreaming, making paper cranes (I've made one out of a bubble gum wrapper, 'twas very small), making pointless rants that end up going off-topic, and just about anything else that I can't think of right now that I may or may not be good at.

Websites:

http://xthexjadedxbugx.deviantart.com/ -My dA account. It's mostly flooded with photography, but it also has tidbits of fan art, a few artisan crafts, and a some of the fan-poetry/fanfiction I've written.

-The one place where you can find out what a Cloud Cuckoo Lander is, or look through character sheets for whatever fandom you're a part of that list tropes for each character. If you don't know what a trope is, I'm not paticularly good at explaining things -Just click the link. You'll be glued to this place and end up opening more pages than you would on a normal day.

-A Mary Sue test that can be used for not only fan fiction, but for original stories and Role Playing characters. It may be a little lengthy, but it's useful (although I personally would use it as more of a checklist than the real deal-breaker. Also, read the instructions carefully, or else you'll shoot up your character's score higher than it should be).

http://www.youtube.com/user/lovemspenny -Christina Perri's youTube channel. Like I've said earlier, her channel is one of the reasons why she won me over.

((If you've noticed, I'm not particularly glued to a specific fandom or category. In other words, let's just say that I tend like almost any fandom that's interesting, especially when it comes to cartoons or any type of videogame, even if two fandoms would seem to be that of the exact opposite of each other))

! SEE YA-

What!? This is just as bad as the first planned out introduction! -sighs- here's the real ending:

well my wonderful friends, family, strangers, I am very glad to share such sacred information about this person you have met. Fare well, my frien-

URGH! Why does this always have to be so unorganized!? Anyway, I'll now lead you to the real ending. Yes, I'm serious. No, really. I mean it. Wait, don't go -I mean it! I'm not trying to -sighs- they left...