Tum te tum...Hello. I am Penpal, and I hail from across the ocean. Probably.
Perhaps I should try again with the location?
I am Penpal, and I hail from across the English Channel. Maybe. If you're French. (In which case you won't understand this anyway...)
One more try.
Hello. I Penpal, and I English.
Hrg. Better than anything else.

As you can see, I have written two pieces of fanfiction so far, and both are finished. I have, currently, no works in progress. But you never know.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything I've written about, aside from...well...quite a lot, actually. Ad and the other Leaders spring to mind. None of the Pokemon or Ash or co., anyway.
I do not puport that no French understand English. I like the French. Go France. Yay.