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 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. I only care about the Uchiha Clan. Oh, Hashirama and Tobirama too, even if the latter is an ass. But at least he's a mighty fine ass, no? (づ * 3 * )づ Current Project: Deep Sea A story with a progressively morally gray protagonist. Will try to update once a month, though with the planned increase in chapter length and my obsessive edit and re-edit and re-re-edit habits... well, I'll do my best. All kinds of feedback is appreciated. Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it! |
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Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 6,053 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 263,964 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Once Upon a China Girl by gyarulikthat2 reviews
KamuiXOC-That moment when Abuto becomes to used to the yaoi comments... ON HIATUS!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,500 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Kamui
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,846 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 5,649 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Masks by Ablemarle reviews
Erwin and Mikasa find themselves in an odd situation that requires both of them to get rid of the masks they put on in front of everyone else. M-RATED, some SPOILERS, pure smut.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Mikasa A., Erwin S.]
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,437 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Identity Theft is a Serious Problem by G-POW reviews
Eh? Kaka-sensei's got amnesia? Wait, when did he get a perm? Wait, what's with the sweets fetish? Wait, are you sure you're Kaka-sensei? Eh? Who the hell are you? EH?
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Gintoki S.
Levi's Meat by Rainy Downpour reviews
"You said that you were hungry. This is what you will have for lunch." She never knew that stealing meat and getting caught by him would happen that way. dub-con non-con 100% Pure Crack.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Levi A., Sasha B.
I am NOT gay! by Silverlight10243 reviews
At the brink of success, Madara finds himself being bombarded with questions regarding his... feelings towards the Shodai Hokage, Hashirama. Of course, we all know how that would turn out. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Hatred Transformed by Hazel Roses reviews
Rukia is drawn to a voice she hears and finds herself intrigued by him. Little did she know he was Grimmjow, famous MMA fighter and when he laid eyes on her, he didn't think much of her. In fact, after his ex-bestfriend's betrayal, he didn't think much of any woman. Both had just ended bad relationships, but when their relationship blossoms, the forgotten attempt to be remembered.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,731 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Rukia K., Grimmjow J.] - Complete
Levi's in a Barbie World by LittlemissStarshine reviews
And on that day, humanity's strongest soldier received a grim reminder...always close the door before playing with dolls.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Levi A., Hange Z., Eren Y. - Complete
Catharsis by Esbeth reviews
Commander Erwin bears the burden of humanity's hopes and dreams, but when the mission goes badly, Petra soothes him through his self-doubt. (Erwin x Petra. Oneshot.)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Petra R., Erwin S.] - Complete
Extortion, an Inelegant Word by Le Penguin reviews
Erwin's new associate was in possession of such a surpassing and surprising wealth of information on the elite. (How to pay the bills and fund an army with blackmail, without really trying.) (Erwin/Levi.)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Hange Z., Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
The Three Musketeers by Lulu-ichigo reviews
The adventures of Levi, Zoe, and Mike. Will contain silliness and death. But mostly death, because that's just how it is in the Scouting Legion. Non-linear.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,263 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A., Mike Z. - Complete
Written by by greatduwangs reviews
Your favourite characters don't read fanfiction. No, they write fanfiction. One-shots written by your favourite characters. Chapter two: 'Eren, Mikasa and Levi live in a world plagued by dragons.' AU, written by Eren.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Levi A.
Levi's by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Business Talk by LaxusPlayer reviews
This is a longer version of the talk between Levi and Eren in "The Business Meeting". Be prepared for Levi getting increasingly drunk and some spoilers. Keep in mind I wasn't exactly sober myself whilst writing this...
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Laundry Day by Chappy-the-Bunny reviews
Just another long-awaited, very dreaded laundry day for the Scouting Legion.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Eren Y., Petra R., Levi A. - Complete
what a savory smell by taco's bell reviews
Before one jumps into bed with their significant other, there is something one must find out first. CRACK.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
Secret Memos of Byakuya Kuchiki by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
Byakuya's secret memos to himself betray peculiar obsessions with hair, clothing, fashion, Renji, Rukia and quite a bit more. Absolutely not to be taken seriously.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
the world isn't fond of pretty wishes by taco's bell reviews
The brat loves him only as a little boy can: clumsily, and with all his heart. Perhaps, of all the boy's different skins, Rivaille is most fond of this one. [platonic]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
So You're Getting Married by siqwithaQ reviews
30 different letters for 30 different husbands.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - E. Kidd, Killer
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
What it Means by Miims reviews
To be Hokage, or to build a village. Tobirama deals with his team and his brother's while watching a young man grow up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Kagami U. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Traveling Moon reviews
When Kagura must work with the Shinsengumi and Harusame, she thought that it was the worst thing that can ever happen to her. However, a rock-paper-scissor match proves her wrong when the craziest combination was formed. Okita the Sadist, Kagura the China girl, and Kamui the Space Pirate.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,406 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Reality Ensues by Moczo reviews
Deep beneath the prison block, two holders of the title Kenpachi duel, and an ancient warrior falls to a mortal wound on the sword of her true successor... sorta. Warning: Spoils recent manga events and doesn't even feel guilty after.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/25/2013 - R. Unohana, Shunsui K. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Bad Blood by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
There are some things in this world which are passed without fail from one generation to the next, whether we want them to or not. Kamui learns this the hard way.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kamui - Complete
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
Chaos will ensue when the Bleach characters discover fanfiction. Some may go insane. The 4th and probably 3rd wall will be broken. Requests are closed, I'm not taking any more. Story is now finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,074 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
ANGRY MARINES by FutureCam reviews
Warning: Contains heavy coarse language. Behold, the greatest exploits of the greatest legion Because being a chapter is for p*****s . Read, because if you don't...THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Updated weekly.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Space Marines
Postage Due by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Please by kc-archive reviews
Protheans do not have a word for "please." When Javik hears Shepard use it and discovers its meaning, he finds it clashes with the image he has made of her in his mind.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F) - Complete
Interspecies Incident by Original Prankster reviews
Garrus thought she was gone forever. Garrus was wrong. Maybe it would have been better that way.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Feel No Pain? by Atlas the Worldbuilder reviews
A short gag on the 40k tabletop rule "Feel No Pain". I'm kinda surprised nobody's made something for this already, truthfully. stars a Plague Marine and an Ultramarine squad.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Chaos Space Marines, Space Marines - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Not Enough Research by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
Turian matings are a rather "dry" affair, and Garrus finds out that human matings can be quite the opposite. An LJ MEkink fill. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
What a Smooth Cat by LunarLacrimosa reviews
After Mission City, Barricade is left on his own and goes into stasis lock. Waking up he realizes that a family of cats has moved in, and he grows attached to them. When the mother dies he's forced to make a tough decision if he wants the kittens to live (unfinished but marked as complete as I have no current plans to return to it)
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sam W., Barricade - Complete
First Kiss by Smehur reviews
Turians must find human lips fascinating, don't you think?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Game of Cards by Smehur reviews
Garrus and assorted crew talk about cross-species intercourse over a game of cards.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Garrus V. - Complete
Field Research by Thorncastor reviews
Where Garrus is lacking in information, Shepard is more than willing to provide. FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Feeling? by MinakoTrickster reviews
Continuation of 'Talking' but with dear Tali and Legion. Legion decides to take the chance to let Tali know exactly how far the Geth have evolved and Tali is more then alright with this form of evolution.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Fruit from Palaven by Smehur reviews
Garrus faces the reality of serving on a human ship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Please Shut Up by Ita-Neo reviews
Graham is sick, and Billy is feeling slightly homicidal.
Gundam 00 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Graham, Billy - Complete
Fire and Ice by Mystoftime reviews
The Captain Commander and Tenth Division Captain have a little "meeting." No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
The Tale of the Samba Pineapple by cynically quixotic reviews
In which Google Chrome hates her name, Hibird is Kyoya's nephew and Mukuro just wants to know why the hell his name is Japanese when he's supposedly Italian. 6996/B26 if you squint. Written for April Fools' Day.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Mukuro R., 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade - Complete
Play Pretend by cursedlonelyheart reviews
Yamamoto thought it was a good idea to ask Chrome to pretend to be his girlfriend, but was it really? Two-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Chrome D., T. Yamamoto
The Justice League by sventastic reviews
Q: What happens when you toss a bunch of misfit marines together? A: Smoker's crew. And a random narcoleptic pirate who is briefly mentioned at the end, but pay him no mind. He's an idiot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Smoker, Tashigi - Complete
Deicide by Laora reviews
Aizen has prepared a defense for every type of assault imaginable...except one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Chizuru H., S. Aizen - Complete
The Orange Farmer by Jobrill reviews
Jeremiah Gottwald flees the scene of his final battle. He heads for a new life, but he will not be alone. Sayoko/Orange fluff.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jeremiah G., Sayoko S. - Complete
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Shunsui has a bit of a midlife crisis while having a discussion
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Scary Shiny Glasses by Lady Nightspike reviews
Inspired by the TV trope. Read all about Ishida's adventures...with glasses! Watch his 'glasses' warfare tactics! Witness the insanity of Hueco Mundo through the lens of...err...lenses?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Uryuu I.
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
No Regrets by Garei reviews
One-shot. Billy hooks Graham up on a blind date, thinking that the Captain of the Flag Fighters needs some time to savour life outside the military. Too bad Graham isn't so ecstatic.
Gundam 00 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Graham - Complete
Primitive Pleasures by Goku's Daughter reviews
Prequel to Primitive Instincts. A Hollow craves Shinigami once it has a taste. An Espada, who evolve from the lesser hollow, retains some of these urges. A GrimmjowxRukia one-shot of how he first took her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Diary of a Space Marine by Thefallenheart reviews
More randomness from the person with a realy warped brain. Ever wondered what a Noncodex chapter gets upto when not trying to kill Traitors and Monsters? well wonder no more!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,013 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
Herbal Essences by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
For thesmallestghost. A loud WHOOSH followed his words. None of the men outside the door knew what to say. “What is that?” Hitsugaya was the one to break the silence. “I want one, whatever it is,” Shunsui whimpered.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Shunsui K., Yumichika A. - Complete
A Dangerous Encounter: Mayuri vs Ukitake! by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
It's really not that dangerous...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mayuri K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Candy Canes and Lollipops by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
I’m only playing with you because none of the other guy’s wanted to play with you and I don’t think Barbie’s all that hot." Stark and Byakuya play Candyland.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Byakuya K., C. Stark - Complete
The Return of Tousen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Tousen returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Tousen K. - Complete
370 Days In A Year by Coral Blush reviews
Suzaku found Lelouch staring into the mirror, one hand caressing his left eye absent-mindedly as if trying to look for the trace of Geass that was no longer there.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Shunsui! You Can't Say THAT in Front of Kids! by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Jyuushirou and Shunsui share stories of their youth to new recruits, because they have to tell them what it means to be a captain.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
March of Dimes by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Has nothing to do with the title...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, Renji A. - Complete
The Return of Gin by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Gin returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Silence is Golden by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Yamamoto, Ukitake, and Shunsui are sitting in a room. Yamamoto monopolizes conversation.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, J. Ukitake - Complete
When Ice Finds Love by The Storybooker reviews
She was beautiful. He had been drawn to her when he first caught sight of her among the rubbish, but she was more beautiful than he could have ever imagined once she was clean. It was love at first sight, and Aokiji never denied it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Aokiji/Kuzan - Complete
Hinamori and the Seven Captains by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Loosely based on Snow White, as they now have nothing in common... Slightly AU...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2008 - M. Hinamori, Byakuya K. - Complete
The Return of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - S. Aizen, Byakuya K. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Little Brother by Karategal reviews
Movie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots feel about leaving Bumblebee, the closest thing they have ever had to a little brother, behind? Protocol only goes so far, even for a commander.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Primitive Instincts by Goku's Daughter reviews
A Hollow craves Shinigami once it has a taste. An Espada, who evolve from the lesser hollow, retains some of these urges. A GrimmjowxRukia oneshot of his primitive desires for her, the Shinigami. [GrimmRuk]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Grimmjow J., Rukia K. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 686 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Bathroom Antics by cyanide dragon reviews
Let's just say Renji's hearing some strange sounds coming from the bathroom...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Deep Sea reviews
She believed that love was sacrifice; and if love demanded that an entire world be sacrificed for its sake, then so be it. She would protect her family at all costs. [Gray!SI/OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Kagami U., Shisui U., OC, Itachi U.