Deranged Little Monkeyhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and X-Men: The Movie. My stories are all making fun of something and all the Harry Potter ones are way over-the-top. Imagine the worst Mary-Sues and make them even more stupid and ridiculous than they already are, minus the spelling errors. You'll either be laughing, rolling your eyes, or thinking "WTF, mate?". Possibly a combination of the three. My excuse for all this stupidity is the humor/parody classification. Feel free to flame me anyway. I love attention. My stories take a ridiculously long time to finish. One took me about a year. It's only four chapters. If you like my writing, put me on your alerts and forget about me for a nice long time. 2011: Oh hey, I have this account and was I on drugs when I wrote all this? |
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Otherkin by Crossbow reviews
A half werewolf comes to Hogwarts searching for her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - OC
Ally In Cyberland by Jinx Author reviews
What happens when a modern day Ally gets sucked into a wonderland inside her own computer? The prologue is really short but the chapters are decently sized. Rated K for slight reference to drug use.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
While I Was Out Walking One Day by Acy Yua reviews
Dear Diary, I was almost kidnapped by a knight in shining armour today. He called it a ‘rescue’, I called it a kidnapping...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,207 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 1 by Apple and Kiwi reviews
[SLASH] Wicked fairies, gender confused princesses and a perverted Wolf. Oh, my. Poor Red. Looks like his misery in the land of Fairy Tales has just begun.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,642 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Love Conquers All by Ellanorah85 reviews
A moving tale of how Hermione and Professor Snape discovered their love for one another. Revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Confessions Booth by Topaz reviews
"Bless me, Snape, for I have sinned..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2000
Song Of the Snorting Hat by Topaz reviews
This the the Sorting Hat. This is the Sorting Hat on drugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2000
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I Will Not Kill Children reviews
Oh, the joys of dealing with children who have oversized egos and way too much free time.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Logan/Wolverine
Defying Reality reviews
If you take any part of this story seriously, then you fail at life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Where No Suethor Has Gone Before reviews
New breeds of Mary Sue are arriving at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - OC
A parody of sorts reviews
The tragic tale of Ebony Blood Rose Gothic Darkness Dementia Chlamydia Amy Lee. Mary Sues and excessive OOC. Note: If you don't get it, read 'My Immortal' or 'Ghost of You'. If you still don't get it, look up the word parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - OC - Complete