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Joined 01-30-04, id: 530934
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I am Mel. [looks around] Melissa will be talking about herself later. So for now I will be telling you about myself.
I am 16 and I live somewhere VERY cold. Namely northern Illinois. i hate being cold.
anyway. i have long ass length brown hair. brown eyes, the usual 16 year old looks. not too ugly, but i don't have the disgusting "Britney Spears wanna be Tramp" bleh!
if this is kind of sounding familiar to you, don't worry you're not going insane. For now you shall not know who i am. shouldn't you be happy enough with the fact that you aren't insane?! anyway... i feel that this is enough information on me right now.
Melissa will be up soon. Hopefully.
then you will know all about her. in the words of agent Sands, ( i am watching OUATIM right now) "Fuck off" [grin!] good night all! Hello all of you people out in...Fanfiction World! This is Melissa, not to be confused with Mel, who is, in fact, the co-author of the fics that we post here.

Well, I'm guessing you want to know something about me, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this! Ok, cool.

Well, as aforementioned, my name is Melissa and I am a 13 (yay!) year old writer living in the CHARMING state of Illinios (note sarcasm). I'm short, I have long blonde hair, bluish-greenish-yellowish-brownish eyes (yes, I'm telling the truth) and I wear thick-framed glasses. Uh... I like to read and write and act and all of that happy stuff.

Ok people, in case you haven't noticed, I'm VERY boring. The only thing interesting about me is the fact that I... AM PURPLE!!!! YES!! I AM PURPLE!! WHOOO!!!

OK, not really, but you catch my drift.

Aww fuck it.

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY POPTARTS?!

Oh, and before I forget. My other sns on here are First of the Geeks and NessNess. They are in the favorite Authors list, along with Mel's other sn! GO CHECK THEM OUT!

OK, well... I am off to go and party with Mel!!! I LOVE YOU ALL! (Well.. not YOU :points to You: put everyone else is find and dandy!)

Peace

Melissa

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Flying High by First of the Geeks reviews
Seeker Kevin Johnson gets signed for Puddlemere United, and not as a reserve Seeker either. And while she seems to be getting more popular by the second, all she wishes to do is find out just what exactly her relationship is with Keeper Oliver Wood. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,647 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Oliver W.
Loving, and Lying by First of the Geeks reviews
James Potter has just moved to the States, and he is looking for an apartment. He finds it, but it happens to belong to Lily Evans, a woman who doesn't want to have a male roommate. So what does James do? Why, tell her he's gay, of course! Totally AU! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,471 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
War of the Mary Sues by NessNess reviews
The War has begun, but the turtles can't take sides. What war? you ask, and what turtles? Why, the war of the Mary Sues. And the turtles are old friends of Captain Jack Sparrow. Dear Buddha, child! Where have YOU been? ¤PARTS OPEN! Wanna be in it?¤
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
Unknown Magic reviews
“We’re lost!” Skye moaned, dragging her feet along the forest floor. It was cold, wet, and stinky. Sure Backpacking around England seemed like a good idea at the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004