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Joined 04-16-08, id: 1553506, Profile Updated: 09-07-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I'm a high school student living in Florida.

I write fanfiction on occasion, but I'm more of a reader.

My fandom is Harry Potter, for sure.

I 'ship almost everything noncanon.

Harry Potter:

-Harry/Pansy (I don't even know. It's kind of sexy, in a lust/hate sort of way.)

-Ron/Pansy (Hmmm. I liek it. More than with Harry. Once again, not quite sure why. Just do.)

-Draco/Hermione (this totally used to be my OTP, but I'm too lazy to go through all the crapola out there in order to find the good stuff. Seems like all the plots are the same. I get bored, though sometimes nostalgia kicks in and I'll go tearfully through all the stuff that I used to love. The first fanfic I ever read was a Dramione.)

-Harry/Hermione (when it's done right, this breaks my heart.)

-Remus/Hermione (once again, when it's done right, it's a beautiful thing.)

-Remus/Sirius/Hermione (oh, such potential for angst-iness and angry Sirius.)

-Lucius/Hermione (this is where I get my angst. Who likes a fluffy Lucius, really?)

-Sirius/Hermione (time-turners are such great plot devices here. Unrequited lust is cool, too.)

-Regulus/Hermione (a rare-freaking-find, if I may say so myself. So good when done properly. Idk. I like good writing.)

and, sometimes

-Riddle/Hermione (yes, it's totally unrealistic and unbelievable and just awkward. THIS changed me.)

-James/Hermione (once again, only when it's done right. I don't want James coming back and super!AU happening all a-random.)

Of course, I also have a place in my heart for dear Luna, who's my favorite character in the HP world, and I'm usually cool with most next-gen pairings, though I won't read a novel-length story about them. It feels too much like their OCs, I guess.

Twilight:

-Jacob/Bella (there will always be a soft spot in my heart for Jacob Black. Go read Dreaming of Butterflies. It's killer. And I don't even like AU.)

-Rosalie/Leah (hawt. I dun like teh smut, just the poetic nonsense that some authors can pull off amazingly. Femmeslash isn't really my thing.)

-Edward/Rosalie (idk. It's the pretty 'ship, where I undulge in all my shallow cravings.)

-Sam/Leah (angst, I say, ANGST.)

-Embry/Bella (I haven't found many of these, though the ones I have read are totally epic.)

I like my stuff to be as canon as possible--obviously not totally canon, or we wouldn't have a story, but I like characters to be in character. If Lucius Malfoy is fluffy, or if Rosalie is ridiculously sweet, something is most definitely wrong.

Nowadays, I don't really follow the Twilight fandom anymore. Too many psychotic pre-teens involved, if you ask me. And I kind of don't have the stomach to read OR write that particular kind of angst. I don't like Edward/Bella, so it's gonna be angsty.

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When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 229,106 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dreaming of Butterflies by Stretch reviews
When Bella is hit by Tyler's van and falls into a coma, the lines between reality and fantasy begin to blur. When you can't tell fact from fiction, how do you know which love is real? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,151 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Full Moon by Alydia Rackham reviews
Jacob said: "I was the natural path your life would have taken…If the world was the way it was supposed to be."Is that true? AU, a reimagining of Twilight, starting at the beginning. Jacob/Bella, Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,428 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
30 Kisses: Jacob and Bella by nevermore199 reviews
A series of Jacob x Bella one-shots for the 30 Kisses Livejournal community. Number Eighteen: She knows that when she opens her eyes, he won't be there anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 587 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden In The Walls of Hogwarts by slasher454 reviews
Hermione has a rather unexpected encounter in the dungeons late one night. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Her Dark Materials by slasher454 reviews
Hermione steals a book from Grimmauld place. A book of Dark Magic. People who play with fire seldom strike a match. Or own their own burn cream. HG/TN Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,284 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Summer in Bulgaria by inell13 reviews
Hermione visits Viktor the summer after sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
And Do I Dream Again by prettypilipala reviews
Abandon thought, and let the dream descend... Ginny has some strange dreams, as a phantom from her past calls her back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Artificial Identity by Londra reviews
He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Muffled
Sometimes, he wonders if he ever existed. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sirius B.
Flutter reviews
Luna's childhood slips through her fingers. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
As She Falls reviews
Bella realizes that she can't reverse time as she reflects on her mistakes. E/B J/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete