This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.

GaaNaru, crack!fic, crossdressing, AU. "Is your house drowning in filth? Your household falling to pieces? Enter Uzumaki Naruto, level D Kamen Maid, who dreams of putting to rights his 99th household and becoming the Queen...er...King of Maids."

GaaNaru, AU, dark!fic, gambling, prostitution. "I saw a creature, naked, bestial, who, squatting upon the ground, held his heart in his hands and ate of it."

The cruel semantics of absolution. Sasuke/Naruto.

In the world of two, one is only half. Mildly Itachi/Shisui.

Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.

Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru

We’re cursed to be with each other for an eternity, Naruto. You’re going to have to get used to the kissing thing. SasuNaru

Mycenaean feminist theory. Nihilism. Selective blindness as an art form. Hyuugacest, Hanabi-centric.