Kay: I'm sure Jay will have something to tack on at the end of this, but as she currently isn't around, I'm just going to put in the first half of our biography for us. I am Kay, the sane Turner. I am the pure, innocent one who would never be involved in anything evil, dirty, or even slightly corrupt. I blame it on Jay. She is the one who twisted me.

We're planning on writing this 'lovely' HP series. You'll find out soon... be afraid. We planned it out, and you should all be terrified. May I add that I am innocent of all crimes that Jay may try to pin on me? I'm the one who hates slash. She's the addicted one. I prefer quality, with a good plot line and excellent grammar. Her? Well c'mon, folks, she likes slash!

That about says it all about me... Jay? Anything to add? Feel slightly Men in Black-ish?