Hello everyone there is a broadcast happening on may 7th in a few minutes (It is 4:05 mountain time) so if you missed it go watch and catch up if you wish (poll results are announced)

Alright hello anybody who is interested in me or my stories when I write them so here's some info about me

I am male

I am 5'7-5'11

I have brown-black hair with dark blue eyes

I will be mainly writing about alpha and omega hence my name

So there you go a little info about me in real life here's some about my interests

I just wanted to tell you guys my gamer tag for Xbox is Alpha Andrew 2 if you ever want to talk to me.

My top 10 favorite video games

10. Dead rising 3

9. Halo series

8. Infamous

7. Left 4 dead 2

6. GTA series

5. Batman Arkham city

4. Battlefield 4 (irony)

3. Forza horzion

2. The Pokemon series (can't deny I grew up with it)

1. Call of duty modern warfare 2 (just because I don't have many games I've played near as much as that and its a good game)

My top 10 general movies list

10. Chronicle

9. X men 2

8. X men first class

7. The dark kings rises

6. Casino royale

5. Skyfall

4. The dark kight

3. Inception

2. Freddy vs Jason

1. The avengers

My favorite horror movies

Saw II

Aliens

The exorcist

Poltergiest

Silent night deadly night

New years evil

The thing

Night of the living dead 1968

Pyscho 1960

Day of the dead 2008

Candyman

Final destination

Scream

Amityville horror

Fright night

Children of the corn

Childs play

Hellraiser

Evil dead

Carrie

Pet cemetary

The omen

Halloween

Texas chainsaw massacre

.Silence of the lambs

Predator

. Alien

. Dawn of the dead 2004

Halloween 1978

Nightmare on elm street 1984

Friday the 13th 1980

Jeepers creepers

Cabin in the woods

Freddy vs Jason

( I have seen pretty much all the movies in each of the series shown above and I've seen plenty of horror movies that I didn't like that arent listed up there)

Top 10 TV shows

10. How it's made

9. Big bang theory

8 anything with guns

7. Pawn stars

6. Mythbusters

5. Deadliest warrior

4. River monsters

3. Corner gas

2. Heroes

1. Sherlock (my new obsession)

Favorite music artists

j cole (number 1!!)

Eminem

50 cent

Young buck

Lloyd banks

The game

Dr. Dre

Juelz Santana

Jay-Z

Nas

Obie trice

D12

T.I

Chamillionaire

Ludacris

Fort minor

Kendrick lamar

big K.R.I.T

nelly

tyga

meek mill

lupe fiasco

Big sean

pusha t

the dream

juicy j

jeezy

Outkast

2pac

The notorious B.I.G.

Wu tang clan

Kid Ink

ADELE

Billy talent

Alice cooper

Ozzy Osborne

Bloodhound gang

Avenged sevenfold

Soundgarden

Imagine dragons

Top albums

Buck the world

Straight outta cashville

Grt rich or die tryin'

Recovery

The eminem show

The hunger for more

The documentary

Night visions

The rising tied

the black album

Hell:the sequel

D12 world

jesus piece

LAX

the inspiration

born sinner (#1!)

good kid M.A.A.D city

stay trippy

MMLP 2

MMLP

slim shady lp

encore

T.I vs T.I.P

no mercy

trouble man heavy is the head

paper trail

trap muzik

urban legend

king

country grammar

M.O.

cole world the sideline story

stillmatic

illmatic

ready to die

doggystyle

all eyez on me

pacs life

dreamchasers 1-3

lasers

IV play (gotta love that name)

Dreams and nightmare (that album artwork though!)

Long live A$AP

My own lane

Top 10 songs of 2013

10 bitch don't kill my vibe by kendrick lamar (need I say more?)

9 holy grail by jay z (that chorus though...)

8 Hell's Kitchen by j cole and bas (amazing verses) / TKO remix by justin timberlake j cole ASAP rocky and pusha t (just for the cole verse though :3 )

7 scholarship by juicy j (twerk twerk twerk twerk)

6 beware by big sean (song makes me sad but it's amazing)

5 memories back then by T.I. B.o.b kendrick lamar and some chick nobodies ever heard of (has a good message and a good thought provoking song)

4 rap god by eminem (how could it not be here)

3 levels by meek mill (the ending of the first verse is absolutely amazing)

2 all figured out by big sean (that monologue though)

1 power trip by j cole (ask anyone who knows me, this song was on non stop at all times, even now)

Favourite quotes at this moment and time

"Ask me to shake hands with you in hell and I shall not disappoint." Sherlock

"And ain't it shameful how n*ggas blame ho*s for giving birth, to a baby that took two to make, coward n*gga you a fake." J cole lights please

"I gotta do something, fighting depression I'm trying my n*gga But everytime I think about it I'm cryin' my n*gga

Crying myself to sleep on thousand dollar sheets." J cole Hell's Kitchen.

"Everyone thinks that I have it all

But it's so empty living behind these castle walls

These castle walls

If I should tumble if I should fall

Would any one hear me screaming behind these castle walls

There's no-one here at all, behind these castle walls, Nobody knows I'm all alone

Living in this castle made of stone

They say that money is freedom, but I feel trapped inside it all

And while I sit so high up on a throne

I wonder how I can feel this low

On top of the world it's beautiful

But there's no place to fall." T.I and Christina Aguilera castle walls.

(There's so many more quotes but it'd take up a whole page if I put them all)

(if any of you want to discuss what you think of my top 10s and what are your favorite horror movies, movies, video games and tv shows are PM me)

If theres anything else I've forgot to add I will add to it eventually but for now bye

But wait theres more! I took this idea for a list from shadywolf313 because I thought it was a genuinely good idea so here!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Fell down a mountain

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? nothing

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not that I'm aware of, but maybe

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? rap

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 2 possible answers to this day or night so I am going to randomly say night

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Free reign to do what I wish

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? All of my people who have died R.I.P.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My hands and my dick (no connection there) [or is there? ;) ]

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Somewhere between 5'7 and 5'11

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No not really

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? no I watch a lot of horror movies and practically live in the dark

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Probably Sherlock at the end of season 2 (some will understand) other then that I haven't cried for quite a while besides when I remember the more painful moments of my love life

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't know just so long as it isn't too strong

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like blonde hair and eye color is not really a difference to me (if it's a girl I already have feelings for and she changes her hair colour I'm usually down with whatever just so long as it isn't crazy shit)

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? pretty sure it's the guy who proposes so if we change the question to where do you plan to propose? either a island or a beach type thing. If I am proposed to for whatever reason (wherever I land in a relationship or which sex I land in a relationship with) I would hope it isn't as a T. Rex is coming to eat my face (don't ask)

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE!!!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? BACON!!!!!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chicken bacon ranch sub from subway

19. SONG THAT CAN MAKE YOU SAD AND HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME? Beautiful by eminem, that chorus is uplifting but the lyrics...

20. FAVOURITE PRECIOUS STONE? FAVOURITE METAL? Stone would be diamond, onyx or emerald. Cause onyx is all black and awesome. Metal would be any type of gold, rose gold, white gold, yellow gold. I want a yellow gold watch, white gold ring and rose gold chain by some point in my life (yeah I know big ambitions for jewelry)

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I honestly can't tell you... Haven't gotten anything from someone really special in a long time... (Sorry for the sad feels)

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes (this is honestly a stupid question unless it's asking if I like everyone, in that case no. I hate most people.)

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No but I wish I was

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? volcom, some company that makes my pea coat that I don't know the name of

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Maltese yorkie and a shitzu and about 45 fish (they aren't small either)

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? If you mean dying leaving then yes and if you, mean leaving leaving no because I've already dealt with that a few times. (Swear to god it's like they want the depressing feels)

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? A speech and a kiss (such a girl answer just saying)

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 99.8372947284738400

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Blonds they may be a little dumb but it looks better to me (inaccurate actually, I have begun to appreciate brunettes)

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? None (don't call I text, maybe if I had a girlfriend I'd call her . )

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People assuming money buys happiness. It doesn't and you're a fucking fool. I got money and I got more problems then I can handle.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes I live in Canada and I've been to Portugal among other places

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? People using themselves against me. The people who I've begun to trust stabbing me in the back (you know who you are if you ever read this. You dick.)

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Steven Tyler

37. FIRST JOB? none (soon guys soon.)

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes

39. JUMP AT HORROR MOVIES?nope I'm not easily scared.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE BEING INTERVIEWED? Listening to music

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? yes when I was younger

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My humour (sometimes the clothes I wear so I guess my style too)

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? another watch (didn't get it :( even though I bought one during the summer and gonna buy a new one soon.)

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Depends at the most 1 (fuck that none ever)

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My grandfather

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Something I don't fucking know

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Couldn't hand write to save my life

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? bacon

52. ANY BAD HABITS? procrastinating, nail biting, being depressing, being depressed, being blunt, being rude at sometimes, disliking humans except for a certain few

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? don't have CD's, if anything I'm a little embarrassed at the volume of depressing music I have and how much I listen to it...

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes, I'm a good time

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? no (not normally)

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? hold it in until it diffuses itself and turns into a burning passion to tell people everything I've ever thought about them that was negative.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? don't have one but I guess my mind if i had to answer

59. WORST FEAR? Nothing, once you've accepted death you don't fear much.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? can't rememeber

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? at least 300

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? either

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? nice, cute, wont cheat on you, a maybe little easy going on some departments

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Many that I don't agree with and were given to me by idiots so I won't list them but the ones I like are drew, alpha, King and king Scorpio (i might not be born in October or november but I'm a freaky motherfucker ;) just letting you know ladies) [god that last bit makes me sound so desperate but it's so funny that I'm gonna leave it.]

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? j cole, T.I. or eminem

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Sherlock

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Can there be another option? I call it the W.A.T. What Are you Talking about?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Hmm cake

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 20 minutes ago at the most

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? there was one if my past self isn't lying to me

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? don't really know maybe 150-180 km most likely more

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? don't care

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Holy grail by jay z (feels feels feels)

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Root beer maybe

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mother

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? their eyes, hair, voice, smile and the way they act (the perv in me has another answer to but I'll keep that to myself ;) guys know it already)

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Memories back then by T.I. Hell's Kitchen by j cole, who you're around by meek mill, just a dream by nelly, dead and gone by T.I. Born sinner by j cole (I could go all day) beware by big sean

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? nothing

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December but it's also my least favourite (I have a habit of getting depressed around that time)

83. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOIRTE ZODIAC SIGN? Dog because it's the closest thing to wolf

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown-black

86. EYE COLOR? blue-grey (it likes changing)

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald's (yeah yeah cliché)

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?How about no!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Sherlock (he's showing up a lot isn't he?)

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? New Years, gathers friends and family.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? used to play guitar

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither Canadian

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Kisses (with a lot of tongue, just saying my tongues really long)

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Depend on who it is (how rude of me, but really my mental state has a factor in it)

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Ice cap for a friend (yes she's a girl)

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? None, at some point if I'm fortunate enough I'd like a Rolls Royce phantom

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? None

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: complicated and ridiculous, idiotic, foolish, hurtful, painful, depressing.

Heya peeps here's another batch of questions

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? fuck if I know

2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy for a while then outgoing (unless I'm a little bit "under the weather" )

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Not many people

4. Are you easy to get along with? I'd say so

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I'm not sure she might steal a few secrets out of me then maybe take care of me

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? nice, funny, decently smart, cute, pretty.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Doubt it but hey anythings possible

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? My ex sadly

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? nope makes me quite comfortable cause it's an area of expertise ;)

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my friend Mathew/Matt/something

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? nada my silly friend

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Battle Scars- Lupe Fiasco Red Eye- Kid Cudi

I Don't Care- Kid Ink

Collard Greens-Schoolboy Q

Young & Gettin' it- Meek Mill

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Wouldn't know nobody really does play with my hair

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Kinda sort of

15. What good thing happened this summer? Hmmm I don't really know

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes yes yes yes

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? possibility

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? not really she moved

19. Do you like bubble baths? yes quite

20. Do you like your neighbors? don't mind them

21. What are your bad habits? Nail biting, knuckle cracking, that's about it

22. Where would you like to travel? Germany, Japan, China, Australia and Brazil

23. Do you have trust issues? Definitely ever since May/June

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Sleeping/ being alone and listening to music

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my eyes cause of my disability, but. It doesn't bother me but I don't exactly like it when people question me about my... Nether region... I'm not insecure about it (far from it) but you know it's an awkward thing to ask

26. What do you do when you wake up? yawn, roll over and turn off my alarm

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I wouldn't mind it being darker

28. Who are you most comfortable around? anybody who actually cares about me

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Wouldn't know I talk to almost none of them

30. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe we'll see

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? no I'm a guy

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Ariana grande and Hayden panettiere (duh)

33. Spell your name with your chin. impossible with this keyboard on this phone

34. Do you play sports? What sports? nope but I do swim

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV I can't go anywhere without music

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Oh hell yeah I'm doing it now

37. What do you say during awkward silences? That whether doe...

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? they'd have to be nice, sweet, cute, accepting, kinky as all hell and British would be nice

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? jewelry stores, any store that has nice watches, west 49 and stuff like that

40. What do you want to do after high school? maybe a writer

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? nah, you might not deserve it depending on what you did anyway

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? It means that I'm thinking or I'm probably depressed

43. Do you smile at strangers? Not unless it's somebody fairly attractive

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? bottom of the ocean

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? My stories, the faint hope of happiness

46. What are you paranoid about? making sure I leave behind a legacy, most important thing right now to me.

47. Have you ever been high? possibly

48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Kind of, not really.

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? I think you mean wearing and it's grey

51. Ever wished you were someone else? Yes, to get away from the craziness.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? I wish I could choose when I feel emotions

53. Favourite makeup brand? Don't wear any, I'm a guy, ya know?

54. Favourite store? anything jewelry related

55. Favourite blog? something to do with tumblr? Anything furry related I guess

56. Favourite colour? Canadian I see, glad to see it was made by my people, anyway, red, white and black.

57. Favourite food? Popcorn, pizza, Caesar salad and chicken wings by far though

58. Last thing you ate? yogo yogurt thing

59. First thing you ate this morning? grilled cheese sandwiches

60. Ever won a competition? For what? sadly no

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? well I got suspended once but I can't remember what for (probably some dumb shit)

62. Been arrested? For what? seems really personal to ask that, you aren't even gonna buy me dinner first? ;)

63. Ever been in love? Sadly yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? we went to the swimming pool, swam then we kissed, I think that's how it was. By the way for readers of my story her name was Abby

65. Are you hungry right now? nope

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I'm gonna substitute fanfiction for tumblr here, probably since they know more about me

67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook

68. Twitter or Tumblr? fanfiction instead of tumblr here too, fanfiction baby

69. Are you watching tv right now? Well netflix so yeah kinda tv

70. Names of your bestfriends? Tyson, Jesse, Michael, Jonathan, Mikhail, Darryl, Ryan, Robert, Josh, Jared, Adam, Kaitlyn and that's pretty much it

71. Craving something? What? nope

72. What colour are your towels? they switch but their normally green or blue or yellow or red or black

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? two

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? A lot but their old

75. Favourite animal? wolfie!

76. What colour is your underwear? Black

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? birthday cake (goes well with another two word phrase that has birthday in it ;) )

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? not wearing a shirt, just a hoodie

80. What colour pants? blue and green (sleeping clothes)

81. Favourite tv show? currently supernatural or Sherlock

82. Favourite movie? Hmm, hard to say honestly, I've seem a lot of movies

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls (it's an okay movie)

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Can't remember any of them

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? memo cause it's the only one I can remember

87. First person you talked to today? my sister Kaitlyn (not really a blood sister but a sister none the less)

88. Last person you talked to today? so far my friend Rachelle but that w probably change

89. Name a person you hate? nobody

90. Name a person you love? my pack

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? somebody with money I can steal

92. In a fight with someone? yeah you could say that

93. How many sweatpants do you have? two or three

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 10 or so

95. Last movie you watched? uh... Dawn of the dead maybe

96. Favourite actress? Hayden panettiere

97. Favourite actor? Benedict Cumberbatch

98. Do you tan a lot? When I'm in a sunny area I try

99. Have any pets? yes

100. How are you feeling? somewhere between depressed and fine enough

101. Do you type fast? yes

102. Do you regret anything from your past? a lot actually

103. Can you spell well?

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? hell yes

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yep

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? not intentionally

107. Have you ever been on a horse? yeah

108. What should you be doing? probably working on my story

109. Is something irritating you right now? how stupid I was in the past

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes and I still do

111. Do you have trust issues? pretty sure this was already asked but if not yes I do

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? can't remember, I hide it from everyone when I do

113. What was your childhood nickname? Drew

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yep

115. Do you play the Wii? used to

116. Are you listening to music right now? yes, song would happen to be ITAL (roses)

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yes

118. Do you like Chinese food? Yes

119. Favourite book? I am number four series

120. Are you afraid of the dark? no

121. Are you mean? yeah I can be

122. Is cheating ever okay? Well I don't really have a merit to say it

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Nope

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? not really

125. Do you believe in true love? it's hard to say honestly

126. Are you currently bored? nope

127. What makes you happy? not being bored

128. Would you change your name? yes, to King

129. What your zodiac sign? not sure gimme a sec (tiger) [rawr]

130. Do you like subway? you bet

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? do something that I won't forgive myself for in the morning ;)

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Can't remember

133. Favourite lyrics right now? Never let a wound ruin me

But I feel like ruin's wooing me

Arrow holes that never close from Cupid on a shooting spree

Feeling stupid cause I know it ain't no you and me Lupe Fiasco - Battle Scars

134. Can you count to one million? too lazy

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? any remember told a lot honestly

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed

137. How tall are you? 5'9"-5'11"

138. Curly or Straight hair? on a girl? Straight

139. Brunette or Blonde? blonde please

140. Summer or Winter? summer

141. Night or Day? night baby

142. Favourite month? any month with no drama

143. Are you a vegetarian? nope

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? white ;)

145. Tea or Coffee? coffee

146. Was today a good day? no it was awful

147. Mars or Snickers? snickers

148. What’s your favourite quote? "I'm standing on a field full of land mines doing the moonwalk hoping I blow up in time" Kendrick Lamar- Hiiipower

149. Do you believe in ghosts? nope

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? I'm too lazy

Moooooooooreeeeee!

1. What is your middle name? Donald and Forbes, I've got two middle names. I'm a special little flower :)

2. Are you wearing makeup? No I'm a man and I'm a manly ass man!

3. What colour is your toothbrush? Somebody's Canadian! (The "u" in colour says it) my toothbrush is grey and white.

4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room? Zero, there was one but I took it down (it fell I just wanted to say I took it down) it's a black ops 2 poster

5. What does your hair product smell like? Umm I don't know, hair?

6. Where would rather be right now? At my crushes house. Duhhh

7. What is the temperature outside? 0 degrees Celsius for my Canadian homies and 32 degrees in the other measurement

8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour? Yes, blue, red, green, yellow, purple, orange, black. (It was once a rainbow, I was in grade 6 gimme a break)

9. What is the funniest word you know? Assbutt

10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter 'M' can we change band to artist? If so then I'd say Meek Mill

11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you? No I'm a guy and I don't have one

12. Describe your first icon using only verbs. First icon? Dafuq?

13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money? All my jewelry, grand total of at least 1000$

14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet. A because alpha

15. What is your favourite accent? British! It's so sexy! Even on a dude it's sexy!

16. How did you celebrate the new year? Get drunk off my ass and talk to some good friends and did some thangs ;)

17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can? Coke? Pepsi? Pop?

18. Do you like fish? Nooooooooooooooooooooo

19. What is your most used tag? Umm confused

20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out? Well I'd like a change so maybe asked out

21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch? Don't watch

22. Have you ever dumped anyone? Yeah...

23. What do you want to be when you grow up? Writer maybe

24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where? Yes, Hawaii, Texas, Cali, Florida.

25. What instrument have you always wanted to play? Wouldn't mind playing a guitar but don't need it

26. Describe your dream partner's eye colour. Whatever my crush has

27. What do you order at diners? Salad. Caesar, or chicken wings

28. Coffee or espressos? Both

29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment? I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEECCCCCKKKING BAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!

30. How many contacts do you have on your phone? Over 2 hunnid (sorry rap music is in my brain)

31. What type of music player do you own? Umm iPhone?

32. Describe your favourite painting. Don't really have one

33. What was the best present you have ever received? The fleeting love of a girl I thought I could trust...

34. Spring or Fall? Why? Fall, no mowing the lawn

35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from? "Hahaha I was just gonna text you telling you I'm gonna take a shower and go to bed! Goodnight :)" it's from Emily, my crush

36. Would you ever paint your room pink? Fuck ya! FABULOUS!

37. What colour is your underwear? Black

38. Favourite perfume scent? Wouldn't know

39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff? Justin beiber

40. Do blue eyes turn you on? Umm naw I have them so

41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich? My meat ;) just kidding bologna

42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school? Umm depends

43. What is the name of your current ringtone? No clue

44. Glasses or contacts? Contacts plz

45. What shoes do you normally wear to school? Sneakers, fallen maybe

46. Where is your nearest television? In front of my bed

47. What is your favourite vegetable? Cucumber

48. When was the last time you drank milk? Long ass time ago

49. What was your lowest grade in school? 65 (I'm a smart cookie)

50. Are you using Google chrome? Naw

1 - Who was the last person you texted? If you mean like actual iMessage thing then my.. Crush but now apparently just friend Emily... But if you mean like out of any texting app (kik and stuff like that) then my friend Jared or my friend Alex

2 - When is your birthday? December 30th

3 - Who do you want to be with right now? Anybody who actually cares about me...

4 - What sports do you play? Not really any, swimming if that counts. Maybe some others I'm forgetting

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts? A lot of the contacts on my phone aren't really mine (shared contacts, thanks apple...) but it'd be either my friend Tyson (nickname Bubagu. Don't ask why) or my friend Breanna

6 - What is your favourite song as of the moment? Hmm. Good question, can I name like 300? Just kidding. My top 3 at the very moment are Red Eye by Kid Cudi, 3005 by Childish Gambino and No Miracles by Kid Ink

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with? Somebody to release my eventual anger out on through violence and somebody that would make a potential mating partner (can't blame a guy for thinking about that)

8 - What do you feel right now? Like shit, but other then that not much

9 - What chocolate is your favourite? I like white chocolate if that's an answer

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? Like... 8 or so... Maybe 10.. But they were all like 5 years ago...

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account? Okay just to clear up all the tumblr and blog related questions, I get these questionnaire thingys from tumblr cause that's where I find them so you'll see questions like this a decent amount I think

12 - Who is your favorite blogger? No clue

13 - Where do you want to be right now? Wasn't there a question just like this? Oh well, I'd like to be anywhere where it's warm and I have friends there.. So the US

14 - What do you want to be in the future? No clue, maybe a writer

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why? Long time ago now, but it was because I had an emotional conversation with a friend on Xbox and when somebody has gone through so much you feel bad for them, it was a two way street too. He felt bad for me and I felt bad for him

16 - Are you happy? No

17 - Who do you miss? Nobody. Fuck anybody that left me is all I gotta say, maybe i wouldn't mind talking to a certain ex of mine but she's oblivious to me so...

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life? Yes, if I could choose what it was yes.

19 - What was the best thing you were given? My life and my friends

20 - Who was the last person who called you? On my phone? My cousin

21 - What is your favorite dish? Chicken wings, any flavour that's dry

22 - Who is your best friend? Internet wise probably my friends Darryl, Isaac (sorry if I spelled your name wrong ice) or flo.

23 - What is your biggest regret? Ever dating an ex of mine.. (Not my newest one though, I'm fine with that one.)

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner? Unfortunately yes, but she cheated on me so really am I in the wrong?

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with? Most of my friends but I guess the main one would be my friend Darryl

26 - Name someone pretty. Meeeeee! Just kidding :p I don't know

27 - Who was the last person you hugged? I have no clue I can't remember

28 - What kind of music do you listen to? Rap

29 - Are you over your past? No, never.

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts? My friend Tyler

31 - What kind of person do you want to date? Anybody who isn't a bitch or a drama queen

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night? Yes

33 - From whom was the last text message you received? My friend Jonathan

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt? On me?? Jeans cause I'm a motherfucking man but I assume you weren't saying on me. I like both but maybe skirt

35 - How’s your heart? Cold broken dead

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”? Yes...

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment? Duh

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend? I talk to them already so nothing to say, just a normal conversation. My other ex from before this one though, probably something to the effect of "you're a whore and you ruined my life for a good 8 months thanks a lot you bitch"

39 - Do you have any phobias? No

40 - Did you try to change for a person? Yes

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone? I don't really know, I made my father a t shirt of his favourite bands songs so there's that.

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship? Maybe, depends.

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood? Bad, almost always bad right now

44 - Name someone you can’t live without. I don't know..

45 - Describe your dream date. I guess maybe a movie or something, maybe a little kissing and stuff at the end

46 - Describe your dream wedding. Don't really want to get married...

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s? None...

48 - Have you ever been kissed? Yes

49 - How long is your longest relationship? Around 4-5 months I guess

50 - Do you regret your past? Yeah a lot of it

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else? Yes

52 - Have you ever cried over someone? Yeah

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone? Yeah I do, if you double cross me or piss me off you're dead to me. Forever

54 - Are you a crybaby? No I rarely cry

55 - Do people praise you for your looks? I've been told I look good

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t? Yes

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret? Yeah definitely

58 - Do you like getting hurt? I like feeling actual emotion even when it's bad so I guess in a twisted way kind of

59 - Does anyone hate you? Probably, I like people hating me though, means I have a reason to be hated for

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”? Not that I can think of

61 - What hair color do you prefer? Blonde, brown. Any really

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it? Can I just get rid of my emotions?

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment? Kind of

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself? Yeah quite a bit

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school? Definitely

66 - Can you live without internet? Nah

67 - What’s the song that reminds you of your (ex) special someone? Far Away by tyga OR Beware by Big Sean OR Who You're Around by Meek Mill

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears? Yes

69 - Are you a crybaby? Already asked that and no. What the hell guys why is 69 not a sexual question? Get on the damn ball (or if your a girl feel free to get on my balls ;) sorry I couldn't resist )

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical? I guess?

71 - Are you a KPOP fan? No

72 - Do you study hard? No I barely study

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love? Yes

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight? No

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat? Duh

76 - Did you have an accident last year? Define accident

77 - What kind of person are you? Despite what these may have you believe I am a fun, nice, calm (most of the time) smart, funny person. I just have a tough time when questions about my past come up, so don't be scared to contact me. I'm not gonna bite your face off :)

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone? Definitely

79 - Have you ever been jealous? No not really

80 - How can you prove your love to someone? Show them it

81 - What are you thinking right now? What is happening upstairs, I hear plates moving. Food?

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts? Seriously guys? My friend Dominik I guess

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase? Yes my old relationships

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel? I guess so

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone? You mean cuss some motherfucker out? Yeah I am a guy

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone? Well duh

87 - Do you have trust issues? Yes

88 - Are you broken-hearted? Probably

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? Anybody who's hurt me

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it? No

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”? No

92 - Who do you want to marry? Not really anybody

93 - Do you believe in destiny? Not really

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”? No

95 - How do you look right now? Decent enough

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies? No

97 - Have you found your true love? No

98 - What should you be doing right now? Not laying on my bed

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends. Abby

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough? Yes

Look! More! (Damn I'm giving a lot of random info about me)

1. favorite thing about your crush? Well she's funny and easy to talk to

2. favorite place to be? My mind or home, alone, music playing and sipping a drink. Slowly gazing around the room absently as I let the music go through my head

3. whens your birthday and what age are you mistaken for? December 30th and I'm mistaken for 17 a lot (not saying that's wrong but hey, who knows? ;) )

4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yes

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Yeah we went for lunch on Friday (it's match 21st or 22nd today

6. What are you excited for? Sherlock season 4 and supernatural season 9

7. What happened tonight? Text some people, played some games, almost killed myself with Chinese food XD

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Honestly no, if they can handle themselves let em, it's their fault if they get pregnant from a stupid mistake.

9. Is confidence cute? Kinda yeah

10. What is the last beverage you had? Water, cups on the floor right now

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Maybe one or two

12. Do you want to get married? Nah not really

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Probably just hang out

14. What are you going to spend money on next? New chain

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? No... Unfortunately (her friend honestly has a really nice ass though) [sorry I'm a teenager by heart]

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I'm always changing

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Anybody I can trust, so few people

18. The last time you felt broken? I'm always feeling that way

19. Have you had sex today? Can I lie? No I can't? Okay, fine. Intrusive peoples XD. Yes

20. Are you starting to realize anything? I waste my time here? Naw

21. Are you in a good mood? Kind do actually

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? YES

23. Are your eyes the same colour as your dad’s? Wouldn't know, never met him.

24. What do you want right this second? To give my friend a hug

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I'd probably just attempt not to fall into severe depression. Not say anything, I'm used to shit like that

26. Is your current hair colour your natural hair colour? Well it changed via the sun so kind of? Maybe?

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Yeah, cause they'd find a way to make me laugh.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? I don't know

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Kind of

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? No. I don't.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy/girl you were talking to? No way, she's sweet as hell and she matters a lot to me

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Yes she does.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Pop you mean, also no I drink it like every day

34. Listening to? I need a doctor by eminem and dr dre.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yeah... All the time.. Why is it so speical?

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? She's in my school and I can't help but lower my head when I see her..

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah

38. Who did you last call? Me? I honestly couldn't tell you

39. Who was the last person you danced with? I can't dance...

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Cause I fuckin loved her

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Two days ago for my cousins birthday

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? No...

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Definitely

44. I’ll tell you the first letter of my name and you complete it your way (the name that goes through your mind) once again guys, this is from tumblr, but I'm gonna pick the letter C because that's the letter of the person who texted me last. So, Castiel.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? No, I'd relive it again

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? No...

47. Who was the last person to call you? My cousin

48. Do you sing in the shower? Yeah, kinda, sorta.

49. Do you dance in the car? How??

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Naw

51. Confession? I'm bi

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Ehh

53. Is Christmas stressful? Nah not yet

54. Are you in Love? No

55. Did you ever dream of a guy (name)? Alex

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? No clue

57. Do you believe in ghosts? No

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? All the time, might have amnesia (no joke)

59. Take a vitamin daily? No

60. Best Kiss (name)? Abby

61. Wear a bath robe? No

62. What do you wear to bed? Pajama bottoms and that's it probably gonna be stripped down to boxers soon

63. First concert? Billy talent maybe

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Walmart

65. Nike or Adidas? Jordan's

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos

67. Best Sex (name)? Seriously? Umm what if I said I don't remember her name? Hehe... Might have been under the influence

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? None

69. Ever take dance lessons? Nope

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Not really

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yeah

72. If you had to bring someone to your favorite spot, where would that be? Maybe a hill overlooking a lake or some shit (my language is so romantic isn't it?)

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No

74. What is your favorite book? No clue honestly

75. Do you study better with or without music? With, I'm always with music

76. Would you fuck someone from school (name)? Fuck yeah, there's a few, Sydney, Jenna, Valorie.

77. Ever been in love? I guess

78. Who would you like to see in concert? J. Cole

79. What was the last concert you saw? Billy talent

80. Horoscope sign that fits you best? Don't really know

81. Tea or coffee? Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie? Food is good

83. Can you swim well? Very

84. Ever won a contest? Can't really remember

85. Are you patient? Depends

86. Would you show your tumblr to someone in particular (name)? Well not really

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?doubt that

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Hell yeah why not?

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? When a friend beat me in one on one black ops II (I know,

Wow.) because I had never lost a game before so that made me mad but her happiness made me happy so..

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Unlikely

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Well I ain't dating somebody sooooooo...

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Hoe by Kirko Bangz (good old memories)

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Black underwear and baggy jeans with no shirt, as well as my watch and chain and rings

8. How often do you listen to music? All the damn time, is there such thing as music addiction? Cause if there is I probably have it

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015? I hope so

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Depends on the day, I'm weird like that

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Yes Abby

13. What about ‘R’? Not that I can remember

14. Can you drive a stick shift? No

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Not really, makes me feel fuzzy that people take time to make shit up about me.

16. Are you going out of town soon? Doubt it, gonna be home alone for three weeks

17. When was the last time you cried? At least a year ago, most likely more

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yes

19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Well they did change sooooo... If I could I'd change them to either gold or one green and one blue

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? As much as me and him have problems, my cousin.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having? Math class

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? I'm a guy soooooooo... But I am bi sooooo... But I haven't had any non relative males kiss me sooooooo...

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? No

24. What are you sitting on right now? My soft bed

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? No not really, I consider them family too

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Of course, who hasn't?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? My friend Haley I think

28. Do you get a lot of colds? Not usually

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? Well I'm not wearing a shirt so

30. Does anyone hate you? I'm sure there's a few

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? No, I'm not stupid.

32. Do you like watching scary movies? That's all I like watching

33. Do you want your tongue pierced? No

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Completely? Err... Not last year, normally I'd do it but I love being here too much and I also have some good memories from last year.

35. Did you have a dream last night? No

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? A good while ago

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Hopefully no

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Maybe. Could be

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Maybe?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? Not good not bad

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? No I wasn't

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? It's a possibility

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah, it was a lie.

44. What’s the best part about school? Friends

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Course

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? No that's stupid

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Sometimes yeah

48. Were you single over the last summer? Yes and no

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Fuck no, I wasn't depressed a few years ago

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Probably chugging my coffee

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Nah I love em as a family member

52. Are you nice to everyone? Depends

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Definitely, if the other member in it can keep they shit in they pants then ya, I'm not that bad with morals

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Definitely, you'll never really know exactly what I'm thinking if you see me in real life

56. Do you think you like someone? Think?

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yes

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? I only have one "girlfriend" and multiple guy friends so...

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? No never

60. Do you hate anyone? No never

61. How’s your heart? dead

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Yes

63. Have you ever cried over a guy? No

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? Could be anybody

65. Are your toenails painted pink? No... I'm a guy

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? Hopefully not

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? No clue

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? Nope

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? Cousin maybe

70. How do you look right now? Decently good

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? A few yes

72. Can you commit to one person? Depends

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Most likely yes

74. Have you ever felt replaced? Yeah

75. Did you wake up cranky? Sometimes

76. Are you a jealous person? Never

77. Are relationships ever worth it? Ehhhh

78. Anyone you’re giving up on? Yes

79. Currently wanting to see anyone? Kind of yeah

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Math class

81. Last person you cried in front of? No clue

82. Is there someone you will never forget? Most likely my last ex

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Could be, hopefully

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Hehehe... Dirty thoughts

85. Are you over your past? No

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Kind of

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? No

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Hmmm... Maybe

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? Sure why not

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Kind of yeah

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? Doubtful

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Yes... My cousin

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Nope

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? No so bad

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Yeah it is march

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Yeah sure

97. Who do you have texts from? Nobody, checked them all

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Awkward...

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Course

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? Nobody, well actually my dog (going off of Facebook profile)

101. Ever kissed under fireworks? Nope

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? Yeah sure

1: What is your name and does it mean anything? Weeeeeeeeeell considering my pen name is alpha Andrew I'd consider the fact that it might possibly be Andrew. I don't know, I think it means strong

2: How long have you known your best friend? Hmm... Depends... Real life friend, like, forever. Internet, a year.

3: What position do you normally sleep in? On my side with my arms like entangled, it's weird.

4: Were you a part of any “clique” in high school? Replace "were you" to "are you" cause I'm still in high school, anyway, I don't know, I kinda floated around. I prefer not to be constricted by one identity

5: Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why? I don't really have one but my computers teacher is kind of my favourite, she was really nice and chill, same with my foods (home ec) teacher

6: Do you wish to travel a lot? I always travel a lot

7: Did you participate in any sports while in school? Used to play volleyball

8: Show a sample of your handwriting: I can't hand write...

9: Have you ever given blood? Nope

10: Do you like the way that you grew up? I grew up a cynical, pessimistic, sarcastic, sick minded, semi sociopathic genius, I absolutely love it

11: Do you like your siblings? Why or why not? Sure, we don't talk much though, she lives in the city and I live two hours away.

12: How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends? Well one of them is a cousin sooooo. The other we met on this very website and we became friends because we were a good match

13: Name one movie that made you cry. Marley and me, damn that movie was sad

14: Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither? Get me in the mood and I can write anything so writing it

15: Things about someone that you find attractive? Well the non perverted side says eyes, voice, hair, smile, laugh. The perverted side says ass ass ass ass ass ass

16: What song are you currently listening to? World ablaze by Big Sean. Amazing song

17: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how? Nope

18: A random memory from you childhood: I swam with dolphins

19: Where did you grow up? My home town. Whitecourt

20: What was the last thing you watched on tv? Supernatural technically

21: Do you think you’d make a good parent? Not hate kids

22: Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person? Replace tumblr with fanfiction and yes yes yes

22: What was the last dream you remember having? No clue

23: When is your birthday? December 30th (I wonder how many times I've answered this by now)

24: How many pillows do you sleep with?

25: Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses? All my life and yes

26: What color is your hair? Brown

27: Name 5 facts about your appearance: brown hair, greyish blue eyes, tallish, decent amount of muscle

28: What is your favorite soda? Anything wit grape homie (sorry can't resist)

29: What is a strange talent that you have? Does my imagination and ability to read the worst lemon ever with a straight face count?

30: How’s the weather right now? Cold

31: Why did one of your friendships end? Dude was a bitch plain and simple

32: Who do you miss right now? Nobody

33: Why did your last relationship end? I cut it off (the relationship not my penis, that's too precious)

34: Are you still figuring out who you are? Probably in some ways

35: Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why? Well I'm sure I will be but currently no

36: What is your favorite restaurant? Hmmm anything with wings

37: What is word that you always seem to spell wrong? Obsessed, apparently

38: Would ever adopt kids? No I don't think so

39: What is your favorite kind of pizza? Bacon

40: What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? Oh god more school

41: When was the last time you got really really happy and why? Long time ago, don't know why

42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? I've never really ate anything weird

43: How do you start a conversation? What up niqqa? Just kidding, hi or hey

44: What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately? Can we replace band with artist? J. Cole

45: Do you come from a family “of money?” Yeah I suppose *has 1000$ worth of jewelry in his room* you could say that

46: Do you have a bucket list? Not really

47: What is your favorite series of books? I don't know, I am number four or the enemy

48: When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt? A good while ago

49: Where do you go when you’re sad? Anywhere to be alone

50: 5 random facts about yourself: I'm really sick minded, I'm a fun time ;) I can be really mean but at the same time I have a heart of gold, if you show me loyalty I'll die for you. Don't cross me.

This one... The first question is something I've been debating on releasing to the public.. Yeah I said once already above but... It just makes me feel a little weird. Whatever, go ahead guys :)

1) Sexuality? Bisexual

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? J. Cole

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Maybe later

4) What do you think about most? If I'm ever going to be free from my depression. Also sex, lots of sex

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? Hahahha that's very good!! Goodnight talk to you tomorrow :)

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With but only bottoms

7) What's your strangest talent? I can recite every lyric from multiple albums

8) Girls... (finish the sentence); can be super sweet one moment and then will kill you the next

Boys... (finish the sentence) are normally pretty stupid

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? Never

11) Do you have any strange phobias? No not really

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Umm no eww

13) What's your religion? Atheist

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Playing with my dogs or walking

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Either or

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Artist you mean, also it'd be J. Cole, YG, Meek Mill and Kid Ink for now

17) What was the last lie you told? Too many to recall (just kidding I for lie that much)

18) Do you believe in karma? No

19) What does your URL mean? What?

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? If somebody gets through all my heartlessness, they can kill me just by leaving. My greatest strength is my ability to brush off the small things but never forget the big things. As well as my ability to know who's fake and who isn't and who's trustable

21) Who is your celebrity crush? To be honest, probably Benedict cumberbatch for males and Hayden (can't spell her last name, the chick who played Kate in alpha and omega)

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No but oddly enough I want to

23) How do you vent your anger? Hold it in and release it with music

24) Do you have a collection of anything?not really no

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chat is good

26) Are you happy with the person you've become? Meh depends

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? Sound I hate is country music and dubstep, love is hip hop music

28) What's your biggest "what if"? What if I grabbed her ass right now (sorry XD)

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? No and maybe, there's gotta be life somewhere

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Nothing and nothing

31) Smell the air. What do you smell? Smoke, cologne (one million)

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to? Hmm no clue, school

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? To live? Either, music from them? East kind of, I like both

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? No clue honestly

35) To you, what is the meaning of life? To go as far as you can and live your life to the fullest with no regrets

36) Define Art. Anything that can capture beauty in a sense of the word.

37) Do you believe in luck? Not really

38) What's the weather like right now? Pretty sure this was asked already but whatever, it's cold

39) What time is it? 11:02 pm

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? No and no

41) What was the last book you read? Fall of Five

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yes

43) Do you have any nicknames? Alpha, alphy, king, drew

44) What was the last movie you saw? 300 rise of an empire

45) What's the worst injury you've ever had? Stabbed in the skull by a rock

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? No

47) Do you have any obsessions right now? Warframe

48) What's your sexual orientation? Okay you asked this at the top but whatever. Bisexual okay?! Do I gotta shout it out?

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Yeah.. Sort of

50) Do you believe in magic? No

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Definitely

52) What is your astrological sign? Capricorn I think

53) Do you save money or spend it? Both

54) What's the last thing you purchased? Titanfall and season 3 of Sherlock I believe

55) Love or lust? Ehh, I'm more lust. I know I'm going to hell

56) In a relationship? No

57) How many relationships have you had? Around ten

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No

59) Where were you yesterday? School and home

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Does my penis count? (Just kidding I'm sorry I'm being really dirty )

61) Are you wearing socks right now? No

62) What's your favorite animal? Dog and wolfie!

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Well apparently my voice is nice and I have a good personality and I look decently good (haven't gotten a second opinion on that) but people call me cute so

64) Where is your best friend? Probably at home sleeping

65) Spit or swallow?(; swallow ;) I'm a dirty boy (now comes the time when you question who's doing the swallowing ;) )

66) What is your heritage? Portuguese kind of, some form of European, Canadian obviously.

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping

68) What do you think is Satan's last name? Lucifer Cumming (bored :p )

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Ummm no. That is something I plan to never do

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Yeah I would want me as a friend, we'd totally understand each other

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Save the dog, if it was anything else I'd leave it but dogs are adorable

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? A) no B) live to the fullest C) no, I've accepted death already

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. In another person or onto myself? cause if it's on me I can deal with not being trusted

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? The Show Goes On by Lupe Fiasco or Rise and Shine by J. Cole

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 0629

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust, love, fun, sex.

77) How can I win your heart? Good luck with that but if your really serious, just accept the fucked up thing that I am. Show me that the world isn't as fucked as I think it is and then we'll talk about us.

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? Yes

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? I don't really know honestly

80) What size shoes do you wear? 11 and a half, I'm a big footed person

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? I'm finally at peace, keep it that way

82) What is your favorite word? Assbutt

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Broken heart

84) What is a saying you say a lot? Aww Muffin and aren't you a special little flower

85) What's the last song you listened to? Mr. Nice Watch by J.Cole

86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? Red black and white

87) What is your current desktop picture? My wolfie

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? My ex

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? Depends on who's reading it, if it's anybody in real life reading it, it'd be my sexuality. For obvious reasons

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Poke one

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? The power to have anythingI think of (loop hole)

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? No clue

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? My last relationship (long term one)

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Err... Honestly probably J.Cole cause I don't know any female singers

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Nashville

96) Do you have any relatives in jail? Don't know

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? Maybe?

98) Ever been on a plane? Duh

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Quit being dicks and accept people for who they are you hick motherfuckers

1. Best friend? Darryl, Isaac, Ryan, Robert and Jon to name a few

2. Favourite alcoholic drink? Rye and coke or vodka and orange juice

3. Favourite non-alcoholic drink? Cherry cole

4. Miss anyone? My puppy

5. Good relationship with your parents? Real parents? Nah, don't know one of em the other I rarely see

6. Relationship status? Single

7. Do you want a relationship? I'm good for now

8. Do you have feelings for anyone just now? Yeah I'll admit that

9. Last person you had feelings for? Well my ex I guess, maybe a friend

10. How do you feel about your ex? Most recent one me and him (yes you read that right) are cool, the one before that though. Oh god I regret that

11. Your type looks wise? took me a few seconds to get what this is asking, I think I look decently good to pretty good. I'm decently muscled with long arms and broad shoulders

12. Your type personality wise? sarcastic and mean at first but when you get past that, loving, loyal, smart and sweet

13. How do you judge your type? I just think about myself

14. What puts you off having someone as a partner? If they are over dramatic

15. Sex on the first date? I'll admit I'd like that

16. Do you feel you treat women/men with respect? Yes

17. Sexual orientation? bisexual

18. If the answer to the previous question is gay would you ever consider being with someone of the opposite sex? well I said bi so..

19. If the answer to the question is straight would you ever consider being with someone of the same sex? well I said bi so...

20. What do you look for in someone you date? smart, sweet, loving, loyal, cute, funny, good to be around

21. Do you want marriage? not really

22. Do you want children? No

23. How happy are you with your life at the moment? I'm happy enough

24. Ever cheated? unfortunately yes, it was complicated though. It actually wasn't really cheating

25. Biggest regret in life? Dating my ex before my most recent one

26. Shower or bath? shower

27. Any changes you want to make in your life? I don't really think so

28. Do you want to be rich? yeah I do

29. Biggest fears? none

30. Turn offs? Bad voice, bad personality, rudeness, snobs

31. Turn ons? Honestly, I like a girl with a nice ass and a nice pair.. Sorry, I'm a guy. I have my interests (honestly though girls, I'm not some horny asshole, if you don't believe me, message me. I'll be nothing but polite)

32. Ever broken the law? Yeah

33. Country you’d love to visit? England

34. Night out or night in? Night out

35. Would you rather the person you date was reserved and quiet or outgoing and loud? hmm maybe outgoing

36. Out of your friends would you date any of them? yeah maybe

37. How do you feel about having a friend with benefits (fuck buddie)? Depends, if it's an ex I don't think so but if it's somebody I have had my eye on (certain girls at my school) yes definitely

38. Do you work? no

39. Do you go to school/college/university? Yes school

40. If so do you enjoy it? Not really

41. Favourite song at the moment? OMG what's wrong with you? Ask me that question and we'll be here forever. Anyway, at the very moment, provably My Life by Meek Mill & French Montana

42. Favourite film at the moment? no clue

43. Favourite Tv show at the moment? supernatural or Sherlock

44. A celebrity you dislike and why? lil Wayne, he's terrible

45. A celebrity you look up to? J. Cole because he honestly inspires me to do the best I can, he also inspires me to show that rap has meaning

46. Do you have a big family? Not really

47. What do you think about people who drink to try and solve their problems? I understand it

48. What about people who use drugs to try and solve their problems? I understand

49. Favourite animal? Dog or wolfie

50. If you could make one law in your country what would it be? Gay marriage is allowed and if we already have that then lets legalize weed

51. Should gay marriage be allowed? fuck yes

52. Ever stayed in hospital? no I don't think so not over night

53. Do you have any tattoos? nope

54. Do you want any tattoos? Yes I want a graveyard on my arm and the ouroboros symbol on my arm (look it up)

55. Are you confident with your appearance or would you say you are self conscious? I am confident with myself

56. Are you happy with the person you have become? meh I have my moments

57. One thing you would change about your appearance? I'm fairly content with my appearance actually

58. Favourite vacation you’ve been on? Any time I went to my families house in Portugal

59. 5 celebrities you find attractive? Jennifer Lawrence, Benedict Cumberbatch, Hayden (can't spell her last name. The chick who played Kate in alpha and omega) Jermaine Cole and no clue for the last one

60. Hottest person you have in your phonebook? me ;) just kidding, I don't really know

61. How many jobs have you had? none unfortunately

62. First job and did you enjoy it? I'll let you know when I get one

63. Do/did you enjoy school? No not really

64. Favourite sport? I like soccer kinda

65. Favourite actor? Benedict Cumberbatch

66. Favourite actress? Jennifer Lawrence (cliché at this point)

67. Where would you like to see yourself in 10 years time? I could be anywhere

68. Are you easily offended ? No

69. Do you get along with people easily? Depends on who it is

70. Do you enjoy Christmas? I think it's kind of a stupid time of year but yeah I guess so

71. How do you feel about people who talk proudly about taking drugs? I don't really mind them

72. Last time you cried? A good while ago

73. Would you rather give up alcohol or sex? Can I just like, give up being able to impregnate people?

74. McDonald’s or Burger King? McDonald's baby

75. Do you like when your birthday is? Not really, five days after Christmas

76. Do you enjoy being in a relationship? depends

77. Do you believe in monogamy? It may make me sound bad but I'd be okay with being in a three way relationship maybe

78. Do you like children? no no

79. Cats or dogs? Dogs baby

80. Perfect date? no clue honestly

81. Do you play any instruments? no, used to play guitar

82. Do you believe in love? Not really

83. Do you believe in getting revenge or karma? revenge is the best

84. In a relationship do you like to wear the trousers? ah British I see, yes I suppose I do

85. Summer or winter? Fall

86. Are you romantic? I like to think so

87. One night stand or a relationship? either or is good

88. How would you prefer to die? I'll be fine with whatever

89. Do you like snow? No

90. If you were to change into the opposite sex for a day what 3 things would you do? honestly, I've thought about this too much. I know I'm a dirty child but I'd finger myself probably, have fun with my breasts then go hop on the nearest willing guys dick just to see what sex is like for females (I'm sorry but honestly it interests me because I want to see what they feel not just what guys feel) oh and maybe some lesbian stuff too

91. Do you believe in god? No not really

92. Do you believe in ghosts? No not really

93. Your snapchat name if you would like your tumblr followers to add you? don't got one

94. Your twitter name if you would like your tumblr followers to follow you? I have multiple but I may make a new one for this account

95. Do you have a large family? Not really

96. Any addictions? coffee, caffeine in general, music, I like sex a lot

97. Three hardest things you’ve in faced in life? depression, death, uncertainty

98. Are you happier now than you were this time last year? Yes

99. Ever been in love? maybe

100. Why did you join tumblr? Uhh again, this is changed to fanfiction. I joined cause I love reading stories (even though I hardly read anymore)

Okay guys, these ones are the really really extremely DIRTY AS HELL ones so if you're reading these get ready (I am a little tipsy so I will probably answer more truthfully)

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? I never masturbate so...

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Umm wow.. Didn't realize what I was getting into guys. Probably the.. Tip... Shaft.. Back.. Neck and ass

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? No

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Is that even possible?

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? I'm a guy but I personally before a meal ;)

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? I'm a guy... I wouldn't know

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Guy

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? I like them ;)

9. Do you like having your balls touched? Yeah

10. Do you like having your nipples touched? Wouldn't really know

11. Do you like having your anus touched? Wouldn't really know

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? Oh my god that would hurt no

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? I'm a kinky son of a bitch ;) yes

14. Do you have any kinks? Umm.. Yeah a lot

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? All of them depending on which day and how I'm feeling

16. Do you pee in the shower? Uhh no before

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? No

18. Have you had sex in the shower? Oh Jesus what've I gotten myself into. Maaaaaaybe

19. Do you like being naked? I do

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Partially

21. Have you ever skinny dipped? No but I wanna

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude? Uhh no clue

23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? No sadly

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? Yeah kind of depends on what's not covered

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yeah

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? No

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? No no no

29. How many sexual partners have you had? 21 (no joke no lie)

30. How often do you masturbate? Never

31. Age you started masturbating? Like 10 or so but I stopped that year

How did you discover/learn about it? Don't even

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Don't do it

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. nooooo

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Stahp

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Stahp plz

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? Yummy ;)

37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? Not really

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Saxx or some other kind

39. Do you ever go commando? No never

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?duh

41. How big is your penis? What. The. Fuck. All I'm going to say is big enough to make people happy ;)

42. Does your penis curve at all? Uh kind of

43. Which testicle hangs lower? Left

44. How big are your breasts? Guy

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? Wha?

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? Guy

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? No

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care? Don't care

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? Ass ass ass ass ass

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? Don't really care

51. Do you like the way your genitals look? They're fine

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? The fuck?

53. Do you like your butt? Meh it's okay I guess. It's bony.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Nothing

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Shaved gone

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? Not really no

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? Noooooo

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? No clue

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Stahp

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session? Can't remember longest sex session been a while and I have bad memory and I may have been drunk

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)? No clue guys

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Umm weird

63. Spit or swallow? Swallow

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Hard to say

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? I think it's decently hot

66. Do you "squirt?" Guy

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? Maybe...

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? Yeah

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? No

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you? Maybe ;)

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Not that I can remember

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? One, mine

73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated? Uhh... Not sure actually. Not that adventurous.

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? No

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex? Apparently I moan a lot

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Not to my memory

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? Yes I'd like to do something like that

78. Do you own any sex toys? No I am a teenage male who do you think I am?

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? No

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? I would assume that the dildo would be cold therefore a little less pleasure able cause from what I understand it's nice to have a hot throbbing penis inside you. Wouldn't know though.

81. What are your favorite positions? I like them all to be honest, all I've tried/seen from like illustrations on the Internet (thanks tumblr)

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? No clue

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner? Randomly in class a few time or in a car

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? I used to get hit in the balls a lot

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? No

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? Not that I am aware of

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? Well I am a guy

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? Guy

89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I think I'm pretty good ;) I've got the job done haven't i?

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? I did have a long distance relationship at one point, it was a different kind of that type of thing but yeah, I guess I would say yes.

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? Eww no

92. Have you have phone sex? No that's weird

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. 1 play with "things" 2 give some rubbing 3 find a guy 4&5 you know where it goes from there ;)

94. What's something you like about your body? I think I have good form, good muscle, I'm not scrawny like I used to be

95. What's something you dislike about your body? Nothing really except my eyes

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

97. What was your most recent sexual thought? Probably one of the dreams I had last night that I can't remember (it's 7:52 am Tuesday April 1st(

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? Yeah sometimes

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? Probably last night, actually no that's a lie I just got out of the shower

100. Do you often imagine people naked? Yeah I do that a lot and I can't help but shake my head at myself

Second batch of dirty dirty questions ;)

1. Are you a virgin? No

2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? I hinted it to a person but I don't think he got it and obviously the people I've boinked ;)

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? Not that I know of

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? Oh yeah totally teenager and married and not a virgin. Right.

5. Do you swear under celibacy? Fuck that

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to? Like a year or so ago

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? What? You mean has anybody ever got me drunk or high for sex? No. I'm a guy. Don't think that happens to guys often (or as often)

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? No thankfully

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? No

10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Car I believe

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? Well done both so, definitely outdoor cause car is cramped most of the time

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? Fuck I don't know, don't do it anymore

13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? No

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) who hasn't???

15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) like ten minutes ago.

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? Not that I know of

17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) none

18. What is your bra/penis size? I will not answer this question in public. Sorry, that's my information to know, if you fuck me you can know how about that. I'll say this, bigger then 5 inches and in my option 5 inches is a good length right? Like if you feel your finger you feel that shit

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? Yeah duh

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Uh nothing to my memory

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? Rough as a motherfucker

22. When was the last time you masturbated? Long time ago

23. When was the last time you had sex? Don't feel like trying to remember, I got a bad memory, I'll say not in the past month though

24. When was the last time you watched porn? Like at least 3 years (thank god)

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? I'm a guy, teenager. First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? I'd buy a pair of handcuffs, maybe more, a gag, blindfold, who knows. No I ain't got a sex toy

26. Guys: Circumcised? No

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? My sides like being touched, my hips too

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? I like my balls licked just saying

29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? Not relevant to me

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? I was wearing black but I'm not wearing any now (10:43 PM over herre)

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? No

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? No I haven't

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? No

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? No

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Umm like last Friday

36. Which wet dream was your favorite? I don't remember my dreams well

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? OMG yes

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Yes yes yes yes

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? Ummm no

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? Yeah

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? Doggy style like my homie snoopy. 69 too

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? I'm a guy but I don't mind it

43. Are you into any BDSM? Yes

44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Yes, there's a few girls that I know I couldn't get if I tried...

45. Turn on's? Ass ass ass ass boobs anything sexual

46. Turn off's? Disgusting bitches

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? I don't have a lover so... But yeah I have

48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? Yes

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? Not really anything

50. Do you like dirty talk? Yeah

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? apparently I moan a lot

52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? No

53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story? Don't really have one

54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? I was drunk once so...

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? None

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) probably lesbian or just normal stuff

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? No clue

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? No idea

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? Well everyone I think about is older then me but at the most 4 years. Younger not really anyone

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? None

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? No

62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? No

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? Maybe depends

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? No hell no

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? Depends

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? No no no actually yes

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) I don't do it so..

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? I was in a wet dream state so

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way) no

70. Favorite type of oral? There's more then one???

71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried? 69 is kinda weird

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion? No

73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? For me. I'm a guy but I like both but vaginal probably better

74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal? Wouldn't know

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? ... Submissive... But I can be dominant... Very very dominant... I'm both actually

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? In person? No.

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? No

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and no

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes and for me ya

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner? Yeah

81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? I don't know

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? -_- I'm a guy yo

83. Birth control or condoms? Condoms

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? NO

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? NO CAUSE I DONT NIGGA!

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? No

87. Do you have any STDs? No

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity? Yes

89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? No

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? Swallow that shit girl

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? No and yeah I have

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? No but I don't need it

93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex? Well I am a guy and I have fucked a chick so.. Yes?

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous? The latter

95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? No

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? Yes

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? No cause I DONT

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? I DONT HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING LOVER!

99. Do you like masturbation? N.O.

100. If a reader were to ask you if you could have sex with them, would you say yes? Depends

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

1. Are you more feminine or masculine?

2. Are you tall or short?

3. What’s your favorite color?

4. What do you love about yourself?

5. What’s your greatest flaw?

6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?

7. What are you really, really good at?

8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love?

9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?

10. How do you spend your free time?

11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.

12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?

13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?

14. Favorite game?

15. What color is your hair?

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16. Does love really exist?

17. Do you believe in fate/destiny?

18. Is there good in everyone?

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19. What gender do you prefer?

20. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?

21. Favorite hair color?

22. Favorite eye color?

23. Ideal height?

24. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?

25. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?

26. What do you look for--brains or looks?

27. Could you fall in love online?

28. How much of an age cap can you handle?

29. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?

30. Could you forgive a cheater?

31. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?

32. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?

1: What's your bra size? Male

2: How tall are you? Around 5'9" or 5'11"

3: What are you most ashamed of? Not much

4: What's your secret kink? Umm a few things that will stay secret.

5: Do you have a crush? Duuuuh

6: What's your shoe size? Like 11-12

7: How do you like to do your makeup? Guy so no way

8: Sexuality? Bisexual

9: Favorite TV show? Supernatural/Sherlock

10: Favorite video game? Damn man. Umm, right now either forza 5, black ops 2 (been playing it a lot) or warframe

11: Favorite animal? Doggie! :D

12: Favorite colour? Red and black

13: Favorite movie? At this moment and time maybe divergent

14: Where is the place you feel the most comfortable? My bed :p

15: What do you do to relax? Listening to music and block out all other bullshit

16: How many pillows are on your bed? Four two on each side for a person (queen sized bed)

17: What do you typically wear around the house? No shirt and pajama bottoms (I'm kinda lazy on the weekends) sometimes a hoodie but rarely a shirt (I like showing off ;) )

18: How many pairs of shoes do you own? Two, pumas and some other kind

19: Sloppy kisses or just a peck? Either or

20: What's your favourite drink? I like peach juice

21: What do you do when it rains? Be happy

22: What do you do on a sunny day? Be gloomy cause that means going outside and not being able to do stuff I want to (in the summer at least, I'm a very antisocial person sometimes.)

23: What would you do if your crush confessed to you right now? Probably have a slight explosion of happiness

24: Who's the last person you texted? My friend Emily

25: Who are you most comfortable with? Most of my friends

26: Do you have any regrets? Not really

27: Would you date an ex again? Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah.

28: Would you ever cheat? I already have, not proud of it but there's no point in hiding it, it wasn't even really cheating, she did it first but I guess that makes it kind of worse. I was young and stupid.

29: Favorite sport? Soccer I suppose

30: Favorite food? Popcorn or pizza OR chicken wings! :D

31: What fictional character do you most relate to? I like to think I'm like Dean from supernatural, I've been through a lot of shit but there's people (for him Sam me others) who keep me going and I need them in all honesty.

32: Favorite celebrity? Benedict Cumberbatch or Jermaine Cole

33: Coffee or tea? Both

34: Sweet or salty? Both

35: Favorite thing to have for lunch? A sandwich I guess

36: Who do you see most often? My cousin

37: Who do you not see often, but you wish you did? My friend/crush Emily

38: If you could make three wishes and have them come true, what would they be? 1 cure all hunger and disease in the world (I'm kinda nice) 2 wish for the ability to have any superpower I want (so I can grant myself more wishes) 3 cure all disabilities in the world

39: If you could do anything humanely possible and no one would ever find out, what would it be? I don't know, maybe actually make a move on some of the girls I really like.

40: Flight or invisibility? Invisibility I think, maybe. I'm not sure. It would help to a certain extent for certain (;) ) things but flight is good too...

41: Is the book always better than the movie? Meh

42: Something you love. My readers

43: Something you miss. My puppies D:

44: Something you wish you could forget. My second last relationship (so not the one I just had, the one I had in the summer)

45: Something you always want to remember. Anything good

46: Favorite song? Red Eye by Kid Cudi or Respect You Earn by Yo Gotti Ne-Yo and Wale or I Just Wanna Party by YG Schoolboy Q and Jay Rock

47: Favorite part of your body? My muscles I suppose, or my eyes.

48: Least favorite thing about yourself? Nothing :)

49: Most embarrassing moment? No clue

50: Describe your personality. All over the place