I don't really know what to say about me. I'm boring. Really. I sit around all day watching old foreign movies. My friends are evil. They make me get up. BUT I LOVE EM ANYWAY!

I am short. I'm only about 5'2" and that could be because I wear platforms. My hair is blue right now. I like it much. THANK YOU OMOBOLASIRE! She's one of my very odd friends. Anyway, I have a ferret. His name is Hinkle Finkle Doo. I call him Hoo.

Right now I'm hungry. Do you ever get those cravings for chocolate? I do. All the time. I want chocolate. I want an Oompa-Loompa too. I think my friends want me to go to the mall with them. Juliana and Omobolasire are climbing through my bedroom window. They want me to come scare the small children with them...
I don't see how I could do that when they scare me as well.