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 Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride. WARNING: FREAKING LONG PROFILE. I should really get some stuff off . . . NEVAH!!! . . . okay, maybe . . . Name: CLASSIFIED Age: CLASSIFIED AGAIN Height: not tall enough Gender: Girl...lets just get that down before u ppl strt thinking wrong things school: a place where I learn stuff boyfriend?: ...Yes. No. Let me just say, its about as bloody complicated as you could possibly get. If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name best friend:I dnt have a best friend, I have a homie..(twenty times bttr than a best friend) My homie actully has a Fanfiction account:Artemis6634s, she does have stories posted, and shes a really good author, so check her out!!! Friends on the site: Artemis6634 ( my homie), Eil-Tan, Daisy-Xion 8000, thegrayeyedgirl, Raven0698, demOdemyx,purpleroyal52,ReallyReyna24 ( Check them out) favorite color: blue, black, silver, gold, gothic purple, and red favorite stores: Delias, Claires, Journeyz, Forever 21, favortie books: Why We Broke Up, Forgive Me, Tigers Curse favorite movie: Pirates of the Carribean (all 4) favorite animal: White or black tiger. :3 favorite utube channel: Pewdiepie, Cutiepie! godly parent: Maybe Zeus? favorite greek god: Athena...still. favorite subject: Right now? Algebra! Least favorite subject: French _ favorite nickname I hav: Mermaid...just because im evil and I can drown innocent sailors!!!yayyyy!!! nicknames that I have been given: Spaz, Boo, Val, Valarie, Athena, Dark Angel, Mermaid, Princess, Sweets favorite outdoor activity: Soccer Sports: soccer,soccer, and more soccer something I am very very bad at: spelling and grammar (but yet I love writing..odd) Things I coulndt live without: Music or my friends Things some ppl dont know about me: I'm very shy at first, but when you get to know me im pretty damn awesome ;) Favorite tv shows: Ghost Adventures, Big Bang Theory, Born Wild, Something Im afraid of: Heights, huge storms, and spiders something im not afraid of: Standing up to my friends bullies Sense of style: I love the sort of vintage style :3 (Pretty much like what Cutiepie wears!) favorite bands: Evanescence, One republic, green Day, Nickleback, Kesha, Panic at the Disco, Avril lavigne, Akon, Ne-yo, Dani Shay, Christina Agulara, Pink, Train, My Chemical Romance,All American Rejects, Maroon 5, James Blunt, Justin Timberlake , Linkin Park, Taylor Swift, Three Dyas grace, Hinder, Imagine Dragons, Florence and the Machine Copy/Paste if you think classics are boring! Things I think are awesome: Manatees, pirates, greek mythology, caffine, constellations, adventure camps, the art of destroying barney, youtube, candy, hanging with my friends, surfing, rock climbing, soccer, swimming, scuba diving, and so much much more! Languges I know: english, French, a bit of Hindi and Arabic Things u shld know about me: I stick up for my friends, and would do anything for them. I think of my friends as my second family, and would give my life to protect them. I will pick a fight if needed most of the time, I can b uttrly random. If I can goof off anytime, I will. In my clasess with no friends I am always dead silent, and keep things to myself. I dont believe that looks are everything, even though I do try not to make a fool of myself around people I dont know. I love who I am, and wouldnt trade my life for anything. 5 "I'm more of an old fashioned, 'take it down with an axe and then LOP it's head off' kinda girl." -Astrid Hofferson Come to the dark side. We have cookies This or That Snowy or Rainy: grrr...gotta go with rain... Danced in the rain: Oh, totally. I LOVE THE RAAAAAIIINNN!!! As long as it's not TOO bad. My mom doesn't allow me, though. :( Sat on a roof: Totally. Freaking awesome. My mom doesn't allow me though. :( Played an instrument: um took me like...two weeeks to give up piano..about a month to give up flute..sooo sorta.. My obsessions: Fictionpress/Facebook/Youtube/Qoutev- Im on the internet waayyyy too much. Writing Stories- I will type on my laptop for hours on end. Being Awesome- I'm just good at that. Pizza- I LOVE pizza. I eat so much of it, that I think I am a pizzaterian. LOL Talking on Skype- Yea, I dont call my friends... we just skype until were freaking dead brained. Youtube- its actually my most visited Drawing- if im not writing or reading, im drawing. TV- I watch tv for ever! MYSELF!- I obsess over making myself perfect, which I'm not. Copy/Paste if you think bacon is the most brilliant of the meats If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile I am part of CBTUAEC (clumsy brunette teens united against Edward Cullen) If you are part of this, copy and paste on your profile IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! .YOUR REAL NAME:Ellie Cross 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ellizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Michelle Lexington 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Cro-El-Lee 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Dr.pepper 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lomeiaa 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Christina 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bodi You say Justin Bieber, I say Evanascence You say Hannah Montana, I say Three Days Grace You say Demi Lavato, I say Hinder You say Beyonce, I say Nickelback You say Miranda Cosgrove, I say Breaking Benjamin You say Britney Spears, I say Green Day You say Katy Perry, I say Paramore You say Kesha, I say Maroon 5 You say Taylor Swift, I say My Chemical Romance You say Jonas Brothers, I say Linkin Park You say Justin Bieber, I call you gay and kick you in the shin I am a vintage-like girl I hate when people interrupt me over and over and over and over and over and over and over... I'm sarcastic and LOUD! Get over it. :) I am VERY competitve. And when stuck up preppy girls who get scared of a tennis ball try to play softball or volleyball I get PISSED OF! Ughh it gets on my nerves I hate pink I love all my friends ( not in a gay way..get ur mind out of the gutter) I text way too much...( in my mothers words) I love candy I love love love DP I am a tottal clutz..ask anyone I love the water (even tho I am not a strong swimmer) I want to have a destination wedding when I grow up I want to be a movie director or a screenwriter Dont ever hurt one of my friends unless you want to go home with a black eye, or an ice pack to ur balls. I mean it. PREP You own something from Pacsun. You own something from Hollister. You love/like going to the mall. Total: 8 GOTHIC You wear chains. You've shopped at Hot Topic. Total: 5 PUNK You dislike pink You hate/dislike preps. Total: 6 GEEK You never miss school unless you're sick. Total:5 EMO You have black rimmed glasses. You cry easily(No, my friends say I have nerves of steel.) You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You think emo chicks/dudes are hot (only some of them) Total:7 GHETTO/GANGSTA You are/was in a gang. You have free-styled. Total:2 HARDCORE/SCENE Total:7 YOUR GUY SIDE xYou love hoodies. xShopping is torture. xBaggy pants are cool to wear. Total:17 YOUR GIRL SIDE xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. You hate wearing the color black. Total: 15 If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile. if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. My very complicated boy/friend, Tigger 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Blue, totally! 3. Your first initial? E! 4. Your month of birth? october 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black! 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Um. My bestie PJ 7. Your favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida! 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean! 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Um, to go to my dream college. THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person Hehe, okay, just wait till I tell him that! . . If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are Conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Meh. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. Agreed! L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (I hope so) Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. ) :D yay! 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.0-0 my fishy says hi. what!? I got bored! White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. Tottaly! 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. Aww man! Only 13!? bull crap. 8. If you choose. California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. haha thats a laugh. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Sure sure, thats sort of right. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday 90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 60 story building. Copy this in your profile if your part of the 10% yelling JUMP! D:makes people laugh A:hot R:good boyfriend or girlfriend K:really silly A:hot N:can kick the _ out of you G:very outgoing L:smile to die for E:Has gorgeous eyes Apprently Im like...rlly hot or something... E: Has gorgeous eyes L: Smile to die for L: smile to die for I: Love to laugh and smile E: Has gorgeous eyes Wow, i must be pretty or something! A: hot Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382 Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth while eating something, copy and paste this onto your profile. Rcneet sudteis sohw taht yuor mnid rades wdros as one wrod, not as snglie ltrtees, as lnog as the frsit and lsat lrettes are in tiehr rgiht pcales. So mnay polpee soluhd be albe to raed tihs; hewveor, tihs may not be the csae. If you are cpalbae of raidneg tihs, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor pflrioe If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/tv show/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are only reading this profile 'cause your bored and have nothing to do copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever bought a game because it had a freakin' awesome looking character in it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer (don't ask...) CommodoreZelda13 (Yeah, I'm a freak. Deal with it) Mysticyoshie (At school with all my books) The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Sparrowflight, Silverstar's Shadow, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382 If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile. If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mthologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382 If you have ever gotten a good idea for a fanfic while sleeping, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile. Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever called someone by the wrong name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. I love these! They always make me laugh!! If you've ever started reading FanFiction from the moment you come home from school at four until 4 am when your mother threatens to donate your computer to a charity shop, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yea. I ran into one of those cars that were part of a contest...dont ask how I did it. Cause I have no idea) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, ChildoftheSeaGod,DarkAngel382 If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (My friends think I am abnormal 4 this one, but I take that as a compliment) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (More like my laptop.) You give all your siblings and/or friends god parents (Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Hermes, and Hades) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. (Eh, no. I don't really mind Thuke, even if I'm more of a Thalico person, but no, that's done for.) You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need (I did one time, and my mom looked at me all weird) to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!" You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is going to make up dumb, oh wait you already are). When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (See underneath boyfriend status!!!) You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll always picture Haymitch Whenever someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire, too It's important to honor the deaths (which are many) But their NOT mine so, Collins, don't sue! Camp Half-Blood pledge I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel I promise to remember The Stolls I promise to remember Beckendorf I promise to remember Silena I promise to remember Micheal Yew I promise to remember Briares I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Yes, I promise to remember PJO Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe). Atlas. Zoë's father. Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform). PROPHECIES You shall go west and face the god who has turned, The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, LOST HERO PROPHECY: Child of Lightning, beware the earth, THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (Copyright to me!) Whew . . . made in an hour. Yeah, I'm that hardcore and obsessed. And crazy. Yeah, I'm that awesome. ;) FUN QUOTES FROM BOOKS, TV, MOVIES, WHATEVER! '"Braccas meas vascimini!" "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it." "Annabeth . . ." I stammered. "How did you . . . how long have you . . ." 'I almost didn't recognize her. She was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.'s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean she looked good. Really good. I probably would've been tongue-tied if I could've said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn't Annabeth.' 'Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig." "Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables?" 'I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym. '“Hey, can I see that sword you were using?" “You're a stalker with hooves." 'When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then . . . well, you get the idea. Zoe:"Where is the dam snack bar?" "Think positive. Tomorrow, you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-" 'It was hard to concentrate on what she was saying, because everybody in the dining pavilion was stealing glances at us and whispering, and Annabeth was right next to me. I mean right next to me.' "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! . . . CLASS DISMISSED!" "Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!" 'I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."' "With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." 'Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" "I'm so cool I wanna date myself, but I can't figure out how! You wanna date me instead?" Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" "I can't summon any more gas!" Leo warned. Then his face turned red. "Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind. Gonna take the tool belt a while to recharge. What you got, man?" "Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks." Leo closed his hand and the fire went out. "Didn't want to look like a freak." "Now you show up?" he demanded. "After fifteen years? Great parenting, Fur Face. Where do you get off sticking your ugly nose into my dreams?" Piper gripped his hand and followed him. "If I fall, you're catching me." Leo looked stunned. He glanced behind him, like Khione might be talking to somebody else. For a second Jason was worried. He figured Leo didn't have beautiful goddesses make him offers like this every day. "Of course, once you've been stuck with a label - like dyslexic, disruptive, troublemaker - it's pretty hard to change things back, because you're dealing with people's perceptions. They don't see "you" anymore, they just see the label." 'I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you.' "Oh no," I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no! Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god in my head!!" "Now, now," Bast said. "It's not so bad." "Hey, moose!” I screamed. "Well," I said. "If you need me, I'll be outside, playing with sharp objects." "Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!" 'She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "I looked across the river to Manhattan. It was a great view. When Sadie and I had first arrived at Brooklyn House, Amos had told us that magicians tried to stay out of Manhattan. He said Manhattan had other problems- whatever that meant. And sometimes when I looked across the water, I could swear I was seeing things. Sadie laughed about it, but once I thought I was seeing a flying horse." '"Go," Anubis said. "I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie." '"Would you like a treat?" Apophis asked. "We used to play so nicely together. Every night, trying to kill each other. Don't you remember?" "Our vacation is more than halfway over. And what have we accomplished? *looks through Ferb's log* Okay, so we built a rollercoaster, traveled through time twice, found Atlantis, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. See, we've hardly done anything. We need a real challenge. We need to make the biggest, longest, funnest Summer day of all time." Candace: Phineas, I'm not gonna get on a silly little tricycle. Isabella: According to the Fireside Girls manual, that lizard is a North American chameleon. "A giant chameleon footprint." "Wow. How did he turn into a dinosaur?" "Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere 11 minutes, but that day is NOT today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multi-level car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few, we happy few, we small band of brothers . . . and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'till he is found!" Phineas: Ferb and I were just talking about the time you built a balloon and won the most famous balloon race in history! Tell us that story again? Phineas: You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built. Well, you were right, Ferb. The most interesting thing we ever built was very tall and very heavy, and the guy from the museum was very appreciative." "Well it took almost 40 years to perfect the technology that makes the modern cellphone possible . . . sooo . . . give us 38 minutes!" "Ferb-" "Phineas, I know what we're gonna do today." Phineas: Road and mud aren't exactly all terrains. Somebody ought to build a vehicle that actually goes over all terrains. Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party. "Does anyone else want to be king of the world?" Young Candace: What would you even name a platypus? "Did he really slip away? On his anniversary? Sometimes, it feels as if he's missed every cool thing we've done all summer." Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. Ferb: Well he did pee on the couch. "I'm- I'm sorry, I'm just having trouble processing this right now. *Perry hands him a pamphlet*'So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent' - *throws pamphlet away* I don't want your pamphlet!" "Oh, snap. *parachute falls on him and Ferb* Look! There's a logo on this parachute! He's got his own logo!?" "Anyone else here living a bizarre double life? *Ferb raises his hand* Put your hand down, Ferb. *Ferb lowers his hand*" "Looks like we're going to have to get some help. I know! Let's go find us!" "Wait! I just realized! You could've been cleaning your own litterbox this whole time! *Perry shrugs* Oh, we are not done having this conversation!" The entire song of Summer (Where do we begin?) "Perry! . . . . we . . . we, um, well . . . w-we came to rescue you. *stares at Norm-bots surrounding them* So far it's not going as well as we hoped." Phineas (2nd Dimension): *looks at Phineas and Ferb blasting Norm-bots with one of their arms* Can we do that? "Whoa. Deja vu-ish." "So you played soccer all around the world, traveled to tons of countries, dined with dignitaries, and married a rockstar! What's your favorite cupcake flavor?" "Was I just a giant floating baby?" "Man, you weight a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Max?" Iggy knocked on the door. "Can I come in? I have to brush my teeth." "I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie, I'm just Barbie's friend." "There is one bright side to this," said Fang. "Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. "Iggy: "Now what? Who you gonna call?" Megara. My friends call me Meg, at least they would if I had any friends." "Excuse me? Excu- are you lookin to me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of the sudden, you're walkin out on me? I don't think so, not right now, you're getting your wishes, so SIDDOWN!!!!!!!" Genie: "Rika racka ricka ricka rake! Stick a sword into that snake!" "Your son is awake." Simba: Hakuna Matata? "You know her. She knows you. She wants to eat him. AND EVERYONE'S OKAY WITH THIS?? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?" Timon: This stinks. Timon: So, what's your plan for getting past those guys? "My son, on sentry duty! Timon, the sentry!" Timon: AAHHHHH!!! "And to protect me, a great big fat guy!" Simba: What's the matter, pops? Had a little too much Hakuna Matata? Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me? "Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena, would you do me the honor of becoming . . . my bride?" "Simba, who does she remind you of?" "That's not a king! That's a fuzzy maraca!" "Don't worry Simba, we're on her like stink on a warthog!" "Why are we doing this? What's the point of this 'training'?" "It's over, Simba! I have dreamed of nothing else, for years!" "I'm sorry I bit you . . . and pulled your hair . . . and punched you in the face . . ." Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe. "Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary." "Ohana means 'family.' Family means 'no one gets left behind . . . or forgotten.'" "626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night?" Stitch: *looks at picture of Lilo, Nani, and their parents* Stitch: *about to run away* Jumba: Come on, what's the big deal? "Blue punch buggy! *wacks with actual blue buggy* No punch back!" "Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw." while tossing a soon-to-be-exploding gun back and forth* Jumba: WHAT?? After all you put me through, you expect me to help you, just like that? Just like THAT??? Stitch: Aloha! "You came back." Grand Council Woman (GCW): If it wasn't for your experiment 626, none of this woul- Jumba: *looks into Stitch's containment chamber* Oh, can it be? Have I done it? "And no crop circles!" Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii. Lilo: *finger few inches/centimeters away from Stitch* "Stitch not bad . . . Stitch . . fluffy!" Stitch: *starts shooting Gantu's ship while steering his ship with his feet* HEE HEE HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!! "Ooh. Cousin lost. . . Jumba . . lost." Mertle: You and your mutant dog are total freaks! Lilo: Don't let Nani hear us. It's so past my bedtime. "We catch bad guy. You're welcome!" "I'm okay. I'm fluffy!" "Either an evil fist wielding maniac is going around smashing planetarium displays, or a giant asteroid is heading towards Earth to destroy us all!" "Warning: Giant asteroid hurtling towards Earth. You are all doomed. And you got two more emails!" "Hello. We come in peace to blow up your home." "I didn't know orchids had butts!" "I am not bald! I have three beautiful, luxurious hairs!" "You saved us from a buzz cut! . . . oh, sorry about your butt, though." "JUMBA! Can I play with the chainsaw?" "Word of advice, before you go out looking for a new job, put on some pants." Lilo: Can we cure the lovesickness? Stitch: Stitch special! "Careful, Stitch. You'll lose your girlish figure." "Elemental evil genius experiments about to join in epic battle, and I forgot camera." You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!) You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that) You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo or Athena) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!) You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!) You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously) Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Athena!) You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book.(duh) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. Annabeth's Winter Formal Dress: Thalia's Winter Formal Dress: Artemis's Winter Formal Dress: Athena's Winter Formal Dress: Aphrodite's Winter Formal Dress: Demeter's Winter Formal Dress: Persephone's Winter Formal Dress: GODBOOK DRESSES! That's all for Godbook... Fun things to do in an elevator: Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". Grimace painfully while smacking you forehead and muttering: "Shut up, darn it! All of you just shut UP!" Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Sell Girl Scout Cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" Greet everyone on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. One word: Flatulence! On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Do Tai Chi exercises. Stare, grinning at an other passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now -- motion sickness!" Give religious tracks to each passenger. Meow occasionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "Oops!" Show the other passengers a wound and ask if looks infected. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. Stare at another passenger for a while then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. Burp and then say, "mmmm...tasty!" Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. Start a sing-a-long. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is this hotel pager friendly?" Play the harmonica. Shadow box. Say, "Ding!" at each floor. Lean against the button panel.Say, "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" Blow spit bubbles. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger." If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!" When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call a bondage 900 line from a cell phone. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend, after awhile let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Cat basket and take a nap in the corner. Bounce a superball around the elevator. Light a cigarette and tell people "Smokey the Bear doesn't know what the hell he's talking about." Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, scream "That's mine!" Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing uproariously. Bring a camera and take a picture of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and when ever someone gets on, ask if "they have an appointment." When the doors close, use duct tape and work furiously to tape the doors together. Ask for help. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play. Bring a hammer and nails and hang pictures of yourself on the walls. Ask people, "Isn't that a good picture of me?" Leave your 12 foot long python alone in the elevator. Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserve energy." Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Clean your gun. Ask, "Did you feel that, I felt a rumble?" Dressed in coveralls, get in a full elevator and when the door closes, push the stop button, post an out of order sign inside and go to work on the access panel, saying "This may take a minute." Push the call button, when the voice answers ask, "God?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open up again." Push your floor button with your tongue. Stand alone, when the doors open, tell anyone trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one. Swat at flies that don't exist. Shoot rubber bands at everyone. When the doors open, pretend that you bounce off a force field when you try to leave. Ride Naked. When people get on, ask for their tickets and check that they meet the "height requirements." Push the top floor button, and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday, but the other building wasn't high enough. Talk to people about "the golden age of elevators in the 50s." Explain why modern elevators can't compete with "gas-powered lifts." Borrow small items from other people in the elevator, then shout "Weee!" as you drop them through the crack in the floor when the elevator doors open. Jump Rope. Bring a shovel and try to dig a hole. When the doors close, menacingly announce that "it's going to be a bumpy ride." Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do: When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. I could follow you to the beginning...just to relive the start This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I feel so bad for her! FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.(My friends and I had a very weird conversations about reviews on fanfic...we decided that they were like crack. U get so addicted!!!!!) FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college. FRIENDS:Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. This is totally based off of me and my homie. We tease each other. We support each other. We are like sisters. IF YO FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan You Know You're a Book Addict If: Fact of Life: A Boy Girls "Girl you're amazing. Just the way you are." -Bruno Mars Women are crazy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy BECAUSE men are stupid. The best guys in life are either gay, taken, or fictional. (Ive learned that mostly, theyr just gay) Boys are like trees. They take 50 years to grow up. HERE'S A KEY FOR FF TALK! If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War 1. Thalia 2. Annabeth 3. Nico 4. Percy 5. Luke 6. Clarisse 7. Grover 8. Tyson 9. Zoe 10. Artemis 11. Jason 12. Piper 13. Leo 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? Do you want to? Clarisse and Jason? Ummmmm..no...and no..not rlly (shivers) 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Percy? NO!! BUTT.UGLY...im just gonna leave him for Annbeth 3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? wait...Piper got Tyson pregnent????? 0_o 4. Can you recall any fanfics about 9 Zoe? Yes. Alot. 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Annabeth and Clarisse...ummm...unless they all of a sudden both became gay. No.. 6. Five/nine or Five/ Ten? Luke/Zoe or Luke/Artemis? Luke/Zoe 7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out? Grover walks in to se Annabeth and Piper making out?????? okay...thts..not.odd.. 8. Make up a title for a three/ten fanfic. Nico/Artemis. Pain and Suffering of Nico (ya know, since im a supporter of Thalico) 9. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff? Thalia/Tyson? I hope not. 10. Suggest a summery for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Grover/Piper. When Jason cheats on Piper, Piper is depressed and suicidal. Who is there to help her? Our favorite hippie satyr of course. 11. If you wrote a songfic about 8 what would it be? Tyson? Ummm...PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Only one I can think of. 12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be Thalia/Clarisse/Piper...WARNING: this may be a waste of your time uneless you like violence!! 13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Luke? 5 minutes ago. 18. How would you feel if 7 and 8 were in a heated argument? Grover and Tyson? CAT FIGHT AT THE ARENA!!! 19. What would you do if 5 was a close friends with a sibling of yours? Luke? Lets just say he wouldnt last long...bwa ha ha ha 20. How would you react if you saw 8 and 11 in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Tyson...and...Jason..and...RUBBER BATH TOYS???? AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! wait...what? 0_o 21. How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way? Annabeth!? o..id just go get Thalia to get her back for me 22. If you saw 9 and 3 together in a bed, how would you react? Zoe and Nico???? EWWWWWWWWW. I would be mentally scarred for life. 23. You just came home from school and all your friends hate you. Plus, you got an F on the biggest project of the year in your best subject. Your parents have grounded you, and you have finally gotten time to rest in your room after a long scolding only to find 10 rummaging through your stuff. What do you tell him or her? Aretmis? ummmm...I have a boyfriend. 24. What would you do if 1 were emo and slit his or her wrists? Thalia! I would stop her and tell her that she's crazy! 25. What would you do if 4 gave you a daisy? Percy? ID knock him out and throw him a volcanoe when Annabeth wasnt looking of course! 26. 6 stole your hair brush. what do you do? Clarrise? Id lie and tell her I had lice. 27. 7, 9, and 4 have banded together and a sing the most annoying song in the world at the top of their lungs at 3 o'clock in the morning. What are your first thoughts? Zoe? Percy? Grover? PLease shutup or ill send Barney after you!!!! 28. 2 and 11 are you teachers. How do you react. Annabeth? Not surprising. I'd squeal like a fangirl. Jason? id knock him out and tehn throw him in a volcanoe when Piper wasnt looking! (\ _ /) This is Bunny. „ºø„„øº„øº .•*””*• /ღ •。* * 。 ღ 。* • * .ღ 。 People who listen to REAL music are becoming extinct! Copy/paste to show you are one of this endangered species!!!!!!!!!! ／l、 ////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post „ºø„„øº„øº (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE Put this on your profile The Stairs Put this on your page if you like music (no freaking duh) HATERS= If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile (I was mocked in kindergarten for liking it . . . ) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. 94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, "JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY!" If you think Hiccup is cute copy and paste this to your profile. If you want the How To Train Your Dragon sequel copy and paste this to your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile. 97% of people believe whatever you say as long as you include statistics. WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. . . . Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy, that I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true. And all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you." In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost, Please if you would,
If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, (I actually cried reading this, which is really hard for me) 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Lost your pen= No pen Why Boys Shouldn't Cheat Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI funny meaningful qout Walt Disney quotes (if only he was still alive . . . RIP) "I'm not interested in pleasing the critics. I'll take my chances pleasing the audiences." "I'd rather entertain and hope that people learn, than teach and hope that people are entertained." "I don't make pictures just to make money. I make money to make more pictures." "I love the nostalgic myself. I hope we never lose some of the things of the past." "As long as there is imagination left in the world, Disneyland will never be finished." (at the rate of Disney nowadays . . . *sigh*) "If you can dream it, you can do it." (Maybe . . .) "I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse." (I think we already did. )': ) "When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do. And one thing it takes to accomplish something is courage." "When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point - mine wouldn't be." ( . . . *sigh* I wish he was still here . . . I bet he's rolling in his grave now) "When guests come here, they're coming because of an integrity we've established over the years. They drive hundreds of miles. I feel a responsibility to the public." "Anything that has a Disney name to it is something we feel responsible for." "I just want it to look like nothing else in the world. And it should be surrounded by a train." "I don't want the public to see the world they live in . . . I want them to feel they are in another world." "It's the principal thing I hope to leave when I move onto greener pastures. If I can help provide a place to develop the talent of the future, I think I will have accomplished something." "I don't believe there is a challenge anywhere in the world that is more important to people everywhere than finding the solutions to the problems of our cities. But where do we begin? Well, we're convinced we must start with the public need. And the need is not just for curing the old ills of old cities. We think the need is for starting from scratch on virgin land and building a community that will become a prototype for the future." "You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality." "Somehow, I can't believe there are any heights that can't be scaled by a man who knows the secret of making dreams come true. This special secret, it seems to me, can be summarized in four C's. They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy, and the greatest of these is Confidence: when you believe a thing, believe it all the way, implicitly and unquestionably." "I am not influenced by the techniques or fashions of any other motion picture company." "Whenever I go on a ride, I'm always thinking of what's wrong with the thing and how it can be improved." "There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island and at the bottom of the Spanish Main . . . and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life." "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." (Adults are just kids with money. XD) "A man should never neglect his family for business." "When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity." "When we opened Disneyland, a lot of people got the impressions that it was a get-rich-quick thing, but they didn't realize that behind Disneyland was this great organization that I built here at the Studio, and they all got into it, and we were doing it because we loved to do it." "I first saw the site for Disneyland back in 1953. In those days, it was all flat land - no rivers, no mountains, no castles or rocketships - just orange groves, and a few acres of walnut trees." "It's something that will never be finished. Something that I can keep developing and adding to." "We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun - together." "I'm doing this because I want to do it better." "Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual entertainment which can bring pleasure and information to people of all ages everywhere in the world." "I try to build a full personality for each of our cartoon characters - to make them personalities." "I have more latitude in television than I ever had before. If I had an idea for something, I had to then go and try to sell it to the distributors, to the theater men, and everyone else. With television, I just get my gang together, and we say we think that will be something interesting - let's do it. And I go direct to that public." "Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive." "Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world: too many people grow up. They don't remember what it's like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won't do that." (THANK YOU, WALT DISNEY!!! 8D I hate it when adults do that. I always knew he was an awesome man - even if he IS [ . . . was . . .] an adult.) "It has that thing - the imagination, and the feeling of happy excitement I knew when I was a kid." "I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether he be six or sixty. Call the child innocence. The worst of us is not without innocence, although buried deeply it might be. In my work, I try to reach and speak to that innocence, showing it the fun and joy of living; showing it that laughter is healthy; showing it that the human species, although happily ridiculous sometimes, is still reaching for the stars." (Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.) "Why do we have to grow up? I know more adults who have the child's approach to live. They're people who don't give a hang what the Joneses do. You see them at Disneyland every time you go there. They are not afraid to be delighted with simple pleasures, and they have a degree of contentment with what life has brought - sometimes it isn't much, either." (Growing. Up. Sucks.) "My business is making people, especially children, happy. I have dedicated much of my time to a study of the problems of children." "Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as muscles grow flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years if he ceases to excersise it." (Heh . . . mine's a little . . . "overactive". XD) "All we ever intended for him, or expected of him, was that he should continue to make people everywhere chuckle with him and at him. We didn't burden him with any social symbolism, we made him no mouth piece for frustrations or harsh satire. Mickey was simply a little personality assigned to the purposes of laughter." (But I never see Mickey anywhere nowadays . . . just the "Disneychannel *spits] logo . . .) "Until a character becomes a personality, it cannot be believed. Without personality, the character may do funny or interesting things, but unless people are able to identify themselves with the character, its actions will seem unreal. And without personality, a story cannot ring true to the audience." "All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures; it is the very nature of fantasy and fable." "I have a great love of animals and laughter." "The life and ventures of Mickey Mouse have been closely bound up with my own personal and professional life." "I take great pride in the artistic developement of cartoons. Our characters are made to go through emotions." "Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money." "Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood." "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." "There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, just a dream away." "All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me . . . You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." "It's no secret that we were sticking just about every nickel we had on the chance that people would really be interested in something totally new and unique in the field of entertainment." "Of all of our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language." "Laughter is America's most important export." "I never called my work an 'art.' It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment." "I don't like formal gardens. I like wild nature. It's just the wilderness instinct in me, I guess." "People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days, is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph." "I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous." *nods* "I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn't know how to get along without it." "I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter." "I believe in being an innovator." "Biggest problem? Well, I'd say it's been my biggest problem all my life. MONEY. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true. From the very start, it was a problem. Getting the money to open Disneyland. About seventeen million, it took. And we had everything mortgaged, including my personal insurance." (*sigh* Money's the problem of everything . . . the "source of all evil" . . . greed.) "We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." (KEEP. MOVING. FORWARD. From Walt Disney, and Meet the Robinsons.) "You reach a point where you don't work for money." 90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, jump!" 98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're one of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!" Or be the one to push him off, yelling, "Sorry, you took too long!" If you're really smart, but have a tendancy to say some stupid stuff, even if you're really social, post this on your profile, signature, whatever, and let the world know - it's a sort of apology for all the stupid things you will say that will inevitably come out wrong. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, or if this has happened to you, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! 98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying/retarded/etc., copy and past this into your profile. 99.5 of teenagers and kids have a Myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. If you do your homework while watching TV, copy this into your profile. If you know that Goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile! If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think these copy and paste things are stupid, but just like having them, copy and paste this onto your profile. The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will liked her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying. A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir . . . when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir . . . when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die, you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away . . . I Miss the Old Disney that: One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. xXx es that will make you laugh so hard that youll pee ur pants: When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. There's no I in TEAM, but there's a U in SUCK. Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is, "What is never the answer?" Then the answer would be violence. But if violence is never the answer, then it can't be the answer. But then . . . We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the life that is waiting for us. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Forgiveness is the cleansing fire that burns away old regrets and resentments. Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass . . . It's about learning how to dance in the rain. "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us. There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Dear Math, Why should I solve your problems? Get a therapist! Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. All men are equal before fish. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Be obscure clearly. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. Can we actually "know" the universe? My gods, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. "More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel? The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap? Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. Keep your words sweet. You may have to eat them. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. A line is a dot that went for a walk Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. (Immature Alert) Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. Just because nobody complains, doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me, however, is another matter. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. My computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for KARATE!! Home is where the couch is. When you're weird, you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird. Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public. Don't take life so seriously. No one gets out alive. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Don't hit kids. . . . . no seriously, they got guns now. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe. I'm rad, you're rad . . . but if you hug me, I will slap you silly. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! . . . unless you're an amnesiac. Take candy, not drugs. Friendship is like peeing your pant; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall. Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ARSE If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much. Welcome to the internet, pants optional. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . enough said. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, If nothing is going right . . . go left! "Let's eat grandma" or "Let's eat, grandma." Punctuation saves lives. Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . Now where the heck am I? Elmo watches you from your closet. Amateurs built The Ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . . 'nuff said. This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. My imaginary friend thinks you have some SERIOUS problems. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I have yet to figure out why. Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :) The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given. I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span) What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth. If it's worth doing, it's worth over doing. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Screw fire and save matches!! Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Cynics are made, not born. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains. Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing! Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . . When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me. Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people. He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons . . . squirt 'em in peoples' eyes! When life gives you lemons, laugh, cause Life forgot that you like oranges. Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . . I'm not random . . . I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!" Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper. I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Sir, we're screwed! Half our men are down, there's no way out, the sky is practically falling as we speak-" When you feel that nobody loves you . . . The best people in the world have witty retorts. Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% ) 98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your Survey: 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Why would I own a globe? 2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? "Smaller", from the Guardians of Ga'Hoole series, "Lost Tales of Ga'Hoole". Go Guardians!
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing beside yourself. How do you talk to an orange? 5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? I carly...help me. 6. Type your name with your elbow. dfswt6lkswmnjyrlo 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? Heaven. 9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? yaewasae...wow... 10. What's your favorite article of clothing? Totally shorts. 11. Who is the most special person to you? My mom, my homie, or my boyfriend! 12. What's your favorite childhood memory? I'll get back to you on that one... 13. One word that would best describes you? Loud 14. What is your favorite month in the summer? July 15. What's your favorite number? 18...special memories.. 16. What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? "You cheeer me up when im upset. During dinner I can barely talk to my famly caus eI think about you. I do love you" 17. What does your username mean? Just that I can be an angel...and yet ruin your life...im evil.. 18. What is your favorite Disney movie? Finding Nemo (future Marine Biologist here!) 18. What made you smile today?My boyfriend! 19. Last thing you said out loud? "ITS LIKE A FLUFFY TEDDY BEAR!!!" no...im not kidding...ther was a really cute puppy on the tv...dnt judge! 20. Last rainbow you saw? Last year? 21. Do you want a haircut? No! I like my hair long. 22. Are you musically inclined? No way. Took me two days to give up the piano. And about a month to give up the flute. 23. Have you ever been in a fight? Hasn't everybody? You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. THINGS YOU MUST DO BEFORE YOU HIT 20: SUPERMARKET EDITION: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream; 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Penny TreasurexX,bonifacio16, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382 I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis. If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Reasons why girls are the best : 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy". 8 Dont use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy HOW CRAZEE?? Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Ah, marriage: Before marriage: Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! After marriage (read it backwards. LMAO!!) STUPID LABELS In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: SECRET!!! Oh, the irony . . . ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Things I am not suppost to do at Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not attack my fellow classmates 51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area Other Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals 4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches 5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!" 6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. 12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. 16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause. 17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord. 18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. 19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. 21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. 22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. 24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets". 25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. 26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. (what if im mastering the arts of EVILNESS!?) 27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “ 29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. 30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. 40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny. 41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient. 42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 43) I may not have a private army. (What about a semi private army???) 44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate. 45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy. 46) I am not the wicked witch of the west. (My ex boyfriend would tell yuou otherwise) 47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. 48) I will not melt if water is poured over me. 49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge. 50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors. 51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.(Oh...uh...too late for that. I told you, EVILNESS!) 52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them. 54) - Especially not all of them at once. 55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts." 56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos." 57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'. 58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'. 60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. 61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters. 62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms. 63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either. 64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. 66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. 67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'. 68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father. 69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. 70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles. (then why does it say so on his birth certificate?) 71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin". (batmans too beast) 72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. 73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it. 74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes. 76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. 77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron. 78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times. 79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade 81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry 82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall (We allll know he woudl love it though) 83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.” 84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”. 85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams. 86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation. 87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such. 88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit. 89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room. 90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow. 91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks. (Awwwhhh...but Jar Jar is AWESOME! ) 92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks. 93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. 94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car. 95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine. 96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”. 97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become. 98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be. 99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S. 100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. (Barracdua?) 101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. (Eh! Looky there, thatd be a mystial dragon...it can kill a wizard in under two seconds...imma touch it.. XD XD XD ) 102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts. 104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever. 105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones. 106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean. (Slugs..hehehe) 107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy". (Baldy-mort Baldy-mort ba ba ba baldy-mort BALDYMORT! ba da da da) 108) Even if he is. 109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk. 110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward. (Hed also need fairy wings! Duh!) 111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid. 112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present. 113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.(what about I did! I did tee a putty kat!?) 114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do. 115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge. 116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum. 117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin. 118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'. 119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair. 120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either. 121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul. 122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.(but its true...he is Edward..) 123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod. 124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike. 125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living. 126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts. (Hooooggggwarts Musical! Weerree all in this together! ) 127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball. (What? We all know everyone would join in!) 128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such. 129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.(pah! You kidding me!? Id ask RON what the noise is! ) 130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes. 131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning. 132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White." 133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!" 134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas. 135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye." 136) To which I am not allowed to reply. 137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. 138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises. (Harry...I.AM.Not.YOUR.FATHER!!! but Voldy is.) 139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related. 140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately. 141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit. 142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!" 143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger. 144) Portable swamps are not funny. 145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters. 146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms. 147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps. 148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me. (restraining orders!? Pah! I have a collection of those!) 149) My patronus is not a Nazgul. 150) Neither is my animagus form. 151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. (How about flying gummy bears?_) 152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears. (GOD DANGIT!!!) 153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble. 154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills. 155) No part of the school uniform is edible. 156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible. 157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short". (how about too goddamned scrawny!?) 158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect. 159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June. 160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'. 161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'. 162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin. 163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it. 164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do. 165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.(yyeeesss they ddoooooo) 166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night." 167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years. 168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent. 169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin. 170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity. 171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden. 172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it. 173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror". 174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate. 175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond. 176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either. 177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is. 178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney. 179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark. 180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood. 181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions. 182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments. 183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.(Well, what has it been? A day? 12 hours? 5 seconds?) You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN! You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Jasper, I say LUKE! You say Alice, I say THALIA! You say Rosalie, I say SILENA! You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS! You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF! You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON! You say Esme, I say ZOE! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD! You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PERCY JACKSON PWNZ Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The beach...yea..im a beach chick, for all u percy boys: I wear a one peice -_- 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Nico. defintly Nico. Or Luke. If he looks anything lke he did in the movie... 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Thalia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Rachel. Elizabeth. Dare. She. Must...DIE!!!!!!!!! :( 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? Battle of the Labyrinth or Titans Curse 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Thalia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7. Favorite God or Goddess? Athena...have none of you been paying attention!? 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Say hi. Smack em across the face, and ductape him to elmo. Yea, I went there. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Thalia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We goin to Nickleback fools! 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Grrr hate to say it...but Percy. Hell get me home. Then I can kill him shortly afterwords! 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? "My mom said ur an *...I dont do it with *es 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? Ummm...Thalico. 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? I hug Hades. I high-five Zeus. I kick Poseidon in the nutz. Team Athena, much? HELL YA I AM! 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Partying with Thaila. Oh yea, im a beach party type of girl. Get your mind out of the gutters boys!!! 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? "The dam snack bar." Oh yea, of course my fav qoute involves a sorta bad word...ish 16. Favorite Percy Moment? " Now if she had invented pizza. That I could understand." 17. Favorite Nico Moment? Forgot how it goes but he asks Percy or was it Poesidon? About his power points...I miss the card game Nico! 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? "EAT MORE CEREAL!" 19. Favorite Grover Moment? "Dam Snack Bar." LOLZ! LMFAO! 20. Favorite Random Moment? Grover: The dam snack bar? Zoe: Yes. What is wrong. Grover: Nothing. I could use some dam french fries. Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom Zoe: I do not understand. Grover: I need to use the dam water fountain. Thalia: And...I want to buy a dam T-shirt! Percy: Laugh. All exept Zoe: laugh. I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis. If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/FayeJackson The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam Lilly Luna Chase/Lil (daughter of Apollo...Woot!) AtlantaJacksonPercysLittleSis Artemis6634( My Mommy is Artemis! Yeah boiiiiiiiii!) DarkAngel382(Daughter of Athena is in the house! Woot woot!) Hunger Games pairings I support: PeetaxKatniss GalexMadge PrimxRory FinnickxAnnie Hunger Games pairings I DONT support: GalexKatniss (Yeah, I'm Team Peeta) HaymitchxANYONE EffiexANYONE CinnaxHaymitch (EW) FinnickxKatniss (Just plain wrong) TEAM PEETA...because he can bake cakes!!!!!! Cinna for the win!!! I love Haymitch because he's drunk all the time! I find it amusing! Adventure time pairings I support: FinnxMarceline JakexRainicorn Adventure time pairings I don't support: BubblgumxFinn BubblegumxMarceline Lumpy Space princessxFinn Maximum Ride parings i support: FangXMax IggyxMax Maximum Ride pairings I don't support: DylanxMax IggyxNudge (Ew, she's 12 and he's 14. That's jacked up) Harry Potter parings I support: SnapexLily (DIE JAMES POTTER) HarryxGinny HarryxLuna ( honestly, it's cute) NevillexLuna RonxHermione DracoxHermione Harry Potter pairings I don't support: JamesxLily ( team snilly 4ever) HarryxHermione DracoxLuna Copy on your profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast GET THIS TWILIGHT FANS. TWILIGHT IS A LUST-FULL, OBSESSIVE, INFATUATION STORY. IT'S NOT A REAL LOVE STORY! TWILIGHT IS A FAD! HARRY POTTER AND PERCY JACKSON IS A LIFESTYLE! May twilight crash and burn in heck. OTHER STUFF THAT I DID CAUSE I WAS BORED!!! THE FUN TEST! ZE RESULTS! Hair Length: Hair Color: Wedding Options: Animals: Rose Color: Color: Number: xXx THE "HOTTIE" TEST!! (hey, I didn't come up with the name) ANSWERS!! 2. a. go to a party = playful [2 points] (sure.) 3. a. baby-pink = cute [2] 4. a. Talking = active [2] (whew . . .) 5. a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7] 6. a. Hawaii = you like being around people [2] 7.a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5] (Sure. Im tanner than some of my friends...and yes. luv the sun) 8. a. January = popular [5] 9. a. home = quiet, romantic [5] 10. a. guitar = eye-catching [5] (um...maybye that explains the short sixth grader who is in love with me????) RESULTS!! Wow . . . did not see that coming . . . xXx IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Just a Dream-Nelly (. . .) . . . okay, some parts were creepy how it could've been accurate. Some parts are just plain sad. . . and don't judge me with all the Paramore, blame my iPod for choosing all of that! . . . that, and I bought two albums . . . anyway, I might redo this sometime. COPY AND PASTE AND TRY THIS! Also, you should listen to some of these songs. xXx Little more stuff about moi Pepsi or Coke?: Hmm . . . either, but mostly coke. No, pepsi. Noo . . . . Go kick some ass, review my stories, and get a private ninja!!!!!! Note: just because it's on my profile, doesn't mean I do it. I just think it's awesome/funny. Whoever's bothered to actually read my entire profile, thanks! THALIA GRACE HERE WITH A NEW BLOG UPDATE! CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAPTER ON MY BLOG!!! AAANANNDDD I AM GOING TO BE HOSTING A BLOG CHANNEL! SO EXPECT AN AWESOME BLOG ACCOUNT HOSTED BY ME: THALIA BAD ASS GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USERNAME TO MY BAD ASS BLOG CHANNEL: BBC101 Let me just say that I love all of my fans support, and even the critisim I get sometimes. I can honestly say that my writing is not at its peak at the moment, and updates will be rare on this cite will be rare. I have moved on from fanfiction and fictionpress to a little cite called Qoutev. I will update still, but it will be rare. Please do not flame asking for updates for certian stories, because for some of them Iv'e drawn blanks with the plot line. Im hoping to do some cleaning up on this account, and hopefully I'll start updating for frequently once that is done. Thank you for your support! -darkangel382 | |||||||
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